Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Ehhhhh not so much. Was cutting wood for house heat which was nothing new but I was having to do it on a day that was more windy than I like to work in. Sure nuff, gust shoved the tree back against the way I had it to fall. I wanted to run but I also wanted to save my chainsaw. Saved the chainsaw. Me? Not as lucky. So I'm sitting here like some half wrapped mummy with my right arm wrapped against my side. Some cracked ribs, shoulder is buggered good... arm took a beating. Back to normal (I hope) in a month. One handed typing sucks.

Sounds cheaper to buy a new chainsaw!

Oh, and that’s much more than a scratch

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
... One handed typing sucks.


Well at least you can still whack wood one-handed.

Originally posted by BigRatUno

Well at least you can still whack wood one-handed.


Ambidextrous. You can't stop me from whackin. Now, holding things steady... that's a different story.

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Ambidextrous. You can't stop me from whackin. Now, holding things steady... that's a different story.

Obviously. Using power tools while whacking wood can be dangerous to you health.

Originally posted by Sonic
Sounds cheaper to buy a new chainsaw!

Oh, and that’s much more than a scratch

And a lot less painful

Originally posted by Sonic
Sounds cheaper to buy a new chainsaw!

Oh, and that’s much more than a scratch

Originally posted by Seric
And a lot less painful

Yeah... that damn 'spur of the moment' thing. I know I should'a bloody ran like a stripped ass ape. I also could've dove aside (no lower branches) instead of trying to shove the damn tree off away from the chainsaw. I mean... sh*t... it's an old Poulan and likely not worth more than $100.

sounds like you could have saved yourself a world full of ouch and have enjoyed the dulcet tones of a new chainsaw to boot.

He said "wood"

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Ehhhhh not so much. Was cutting wood for house heat which was nothing new but I was having to do it on a day that was more windy than I like to work in. Sure nuff, gust shoved the tree back against the way I had it to fall. I wanted to run but I also wanted to save my chainsaw. Saved the chainsaw. Me? Not as lucky. So I'm sitting here like some half wrapped mummy with my right arm wrapped against my side. Some cracked ribs, shoulder is buggered good... arm took a beating. Back to normal (I hope) in a month. One handed typing sucks.

DAMN. Be careful and take care of yourself.

Real men don't use chainsaws

https://youtu.be/ZDMnT8hrT-U

Originally posted by Dolphanatic
Real men don't use chainsaws

https://youtu.be/ZDMnT8hrT-U

I'm that age where a large chunk of me it either plastic or metal. Not quite Robo Cop though.

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
I'm that age where a large chunk of me it either plastic or metal. Not quite Robo Cop though.

So bionic?

Originally posted by jtrav21
So bionic?

No... just rusty in some places.

Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
No... just rusty in some places.

Sounds like you need someone to lube you up.

Originally posted by Sonic
Sounds like you need someone to lube you up.

And we're back to the wood.....