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Originally posted by irresistible_force
Game 8...

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS


Btw what script is this?

Edited by yello1 on Jun 14, 2013 18:32:54
 
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Btw what script is this?



Some grease monkey script. I get it sent via one of my "Gut Instinct" Dudes. Anybody help here??
 
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Originally posted by TruthHammer
... are you ... William Shatner ... irl?




I'm too old to be the Shatner!!!!!
Edited by irresistible_force on Jun 15, 2013 23:48:19
 
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No write ups tomorrow. You are on your own.... but come Monday,
I be peeing in the coffee bright and early. GL to everyone!!!! You will need it!!!

NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!
GAME FACE!!!
 
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Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 2 ........ 0.457 ........ 8-1...... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 1 ...... 14 ........ 0.432 ........ 9-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ...... 11 ........ 3 ........ 0.358 ........ 8-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
4.. ........ 6 ........ 5 ........ 0.481 ........ 7-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
5.. ........ 5 ........ 6 ........ 0.568 ........ 6-3...... South Side Mafia
6.. ...... 13 ........ 1 ........ 0.383 ........ 7-2...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
7.. ........ 9 ........ 7 ........ 0.543 ........ 6-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
8.. ...... 21 ...... 11 ........ 0.593 ........ 6-3...... Orlando Prime Timers
9.. ........ 4 ...... 15 ........ 0.568 ........ 5-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
10 ...... 15 ........ 8 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-4...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
11 ...... 12 ........ 4 ........ 0.494 ........ 5-4...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
12 ...... 16 ...... 18 ........ 0.432 ........ 7-2...... Republic of Benin
13 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.519 ........ 5-4...... The Dogs of War
14 ........ 7 ...... 24 ........ 0.481 ........ 6-3...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
15 ........ 3 ...... 19 ........ 0.556 ........ 4-5...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 26 ...... 10 ........ 0.556 ........ 5-4...... New Orleans Gurupies
17 ...... 22 ...... 30 ........ 0.494 ........ 4-5...... E-City Mercenaries
17 ...... 18 ...... 12 ........ 0.494 ........ 4-5...... STEEL City Mafia
17 ...... 20 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-5...... All The King's Royal Men
17 ...... 19 ...... 13 ........ 0.519 ........ 4-5...... Carthage Clash
17 ...... 17 ...... 16 ........ 0.519 ........ 3-6...... Venom Dotball Academy
22 ...... 23 ...... 21 ........ 0.494 ........ 3-6...... OffTopica Miracle
23 ...... 10 ...... 27 ........ 0.395 ........ 4-5...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
24 ...... 14 ...... 25 ........ 0.469 ........ 3-6...... Sunday Funday
25 ...... 30 ...... 20 ........ 0.580 ........ 2-7...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-6...... Nairobi Warthogs
27 ...... 25 ...... 22 ........ 0.580 ........ 2-7...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 28 ...... 31 ........ 0.494 ........ 2-7...... Miami Red Hawks
29 ...... 29 ...... 28 ........ 0.407 ........ 3-6...... Porto People Eaters
30 ...... 31 ...... 29 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-7...... District 9 Prawns
31 ...... 24 ...... 26 ........ 0.469 ........ 1-8...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.519 ........ 1-8...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  50 -   19    Graz Grizzlies def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  33 -   12    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  36 -   16    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. OffTopica Miracle
  32 -   26    South Side Mafia def. Cincinnati Shockers
  28 -   28    STEEL City Mafia ties Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
  35 -   14    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. District 9 Prawns
  28 -   24    E-City Mercenaries def. Porto People Eaters
  36 -   17    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Definition of Insanity
  57 -   25    Odessa Mojo def. Sunday Funday
  28 -   16    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Republic of Benin
  23 -   21    Venom Dotball Academy def. Orlando Prime Timers
  23 -   20    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Asau Golden Eagles
  20 -   20    All The King's Royal Men ties New Orleans Gurupies
  47 -   11    The Dogs of War def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  27 -   18    Carthage Clash def. La Flama Blanca
  27 -   22    Nairobi Warthogs def. Miami Red Hawks


 
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Well, well, well, my alpha teams....Supposedly the best of the best ...including WL......maybe.......remember...HHWC was in Zeta last season...

Quick re-cap from game 9.........

Graz Grizzlies vs off Topica Miracle
Nothing to see here. Offtopica gave their team the game off.....at least morale wise. That was not the actual team on the field. That was the OffT-replacement team. The real team returns in game 10. The purpose here was to spare the actual players the pain and mental anguish from being on the field with Graz. That team can actually cause you mental issues that take a whole season to recover from. Graz did not even provide a promo for that game. The nerve!!!!

BDS vs the Porto People Eaters
Can you say upset here. Look BDS, you are great.... but you are not the Grizzlies. << SMACK!!!! >> Cannot take anyone for granted. Don't be mad.....I'm just saying. Porto came from no where and laid down the run game. People lost a lot of money on the game not to mention the losing survivor players. I will say that Hidan on PPE is super fast....or was in just this game. The game really turned bad on BDS based on those key fumbles. And they were key. On the bright side, it is still a good view from the top.


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs Steel City Mafia
When Evil inc plays a game, I always picture the sound words in the game (is that onomonpeia), as well as the sound, like the old batman shows
<< BIFF!! >> << OOF!!! >> << DOOF!!! >> << POW!!! >> << BAM!!!! >> << SOCK!!!! >> << peee-onn!!! >>
Interesting..... Anyway, the game against Steel City had the POW!!!!'s in the kick the BIFF!!!!'s and OOF!!!'s in the runs......not to mention the Peeee-onnns!!!!!'s for gone in the long runs!!!!! Sorry Steel.... Carl Karl did his superhero thing in this game...... GG.....Till the next episode....


South Side Mafia vs Hogwarts
South Side just took an early lead and hoped the momentum was enough to make it through the game. And it looks like the strategy paid off.....but just barely. Win by 100 or by 1 is still a win. No spells in the Hogwarts book could change that 'W' to anything but a 'W'. Well played. Repeat after me!!!! Pronounced like a shout out...SOW-UTH SIIIIII-DA!!!



Coxsackie vs the District 9 Prawns
That was bad. Did you know that the Prawns spell your name with a 'ck' instead of an 'x' ......because they feel they really got screwed in that game???? Something against JT Nothing against jesus. oooookay.... Just what I heard. Moving on....... The game was okay. Not the Prawns we are used to. However; in the post game interview, it was stated that the Coxsackie conference rank did not make them worth beating in game 9. Interesting Point of view. New one on me. GG and GL going forward. Prawns looking to dash playoff hopes for teams going forward.!!!! Make 'em pay District 9. Make them pay!!!


[uCincinnati ]Shockers vs Definition of Insanity
Cin-Shock Therapy here. Researched and approved by the Dept of GLB Team Therapy Association. Nothing to see here. This was an attempt to cure or disprove the condition of DoI team. Sent Magic Mike back to the redass ranch with a red ass. Insane or not, that cannot feel good. Was a pretty even game it seems, Shockers just beat them boys in both the pass and run. What is the word???? ....SHOCKING!!!!! SHOCKINGLY SHOCKING!!!! I was Shocked so SHOCKINGLY that I SHOCKED someone standing SHOCKED next to me who was less SHOCKED than me. SHOCKING!!!!! I might just be the most SHOCKING man in the world!!!! But I digress....



HHWC vs the E-City Mercenaries
Looks like HHWC is back. We still believe!!! We still believe!!!! GO GET 'EM HHWC!!!!!!
E-City is falling. Got to get up fellas. You have to have a winning record to make it to the playoffs. Losing teams want that from you. Turn it around. We will be watching you going forward to see if you have what it takes. Game 10 will tell!!! GG and GL both teams.


UFC vs the MooseJaw Roughriders
UFC did not have enough left in the tank to break the GlassJaw of the MJR. Not looking good. Time to start using those temporary bonuses and max the eq. Call in the favors!!!! Pray to the SIM (no...it is Tuesday). UFC will need at least 2 more wins to have a chance at the playoffs. You need to just make it to the playoffs to shut everyone else up!!!!! So close!!!!!!! It might happen. We will be rooting for you but the old player jokes are coming!!!!
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Edited by irresistible_force on Jun 18, 2013 12:48:21
 
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Game 10 predictions are in...........................................

Graz Grizzlies vs. Ultimate Fighting Championship
The standard prediction has Graz by 31. It might be more..... Don't hold your breath.....because it might be better to mute the system and close your eyes. Will not be pretty.


Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. Moose Jaw Roughriders
We think the standard prediction is accurate on this one. Roughriders are going on a rough ride. Nothing to report. The glass jaw will break and it will leave a dirty sanchez!!! Soooo bad!!!! Say it is not ...... say it is not so......


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. OffTopica Miracle
<< POW!!! >> << OOF!!! >> << PASS!!! PASS!!!! BIFF!!! POW!!! OOF!!! Peee-oooonnnnn!!!! >> I can see it. Now I can hear it too!!!! With my waking eyes!!!!!! This is an epic game of Evil vs Good. You are gonna need a miracle here OffTopica!!!! We will see. We will see. Evil by 18. Not looking good.


South Side Mafia vs. Cincinnati Shockers
This is going to be a great game. South Side is immune to the shock treatment (CIN-SHOCK) that Cincinnati has been dishing out. South side has learned all the ways of tautology and plans to release the kwankwan all over the CIN defense in an epic spill of HOODjelly that will short circuit the shockers into ragged and tangled mess of goo. At least that is what I heard from someone who heard that on a forum that was used in a description of the game based on somebody else's criteria that may or may not be used. But it is what I heard. South Side by 3. Sorry Shockers. GL to both teams.


STEEL City Mafia ties Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
Steel City is not playing around with the HOOD this game. All business here. Lets check the stats..... Coxsackie in 5th place, Steel in 11th place. Coxscakie with a beer promotion in home game, Steel playing away. Coxsackie ranked 4th in offense, Steel ranked 10th, Coxsackie ranked 1st in passing yards, Steel ranked 5th. Coxsackie have HOODjelly as their OC, Steel have lardaddy. WAIT...???? LARDADDY!!!!! This is not to be taken lightly. Sometimes it is not what you know but who you know. Steel by 5.


Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. District 9 Prawns
Predictor says Hogwarts by 21. let's check the rank of Hogwarts to see if they are worthy of being beaten. 6th place.... not really worthy but they consider the rest of their schedule easy. So, I am 50/50 as to whether the Prawns think this game will be worth their effort. Let's check the Prawns schedule...... VERDICT: The Prawns will let this one go. Lucky Hogwarts..... lucky....cause the Prawns would eat your lunch. They just cannot spare the rounds left in the chamber. Hogwarts by 17.


E-City Mercenaries vs. Porto People Eaters
Standard predictor says E-City will win. Porto says they can dash your hopes of playoffs if they win. Sooooo.....target set....target locked.... Porto says they got tone and you guys are going down. Porto by 10. Nothing personal!!!!


Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. Definition of Insanity
Predictor says HHWC by 19. Are you INSANE?????? Nineteen??? REALLY.......??? I will give you 9 and nothing more. Who do you think you are, last season's champions or something. DoI, the nerve of some people!!!! HHWC by 9. Could go either way.....depends more on DoI here. If DoI loses here, the fans want an explanation from ninja turtles!!!!



GL everyone.
NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!
GAME FACE!!!!
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Yeah. These are great!
 
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Originally posted by Primate
Yeah. These are great!


 
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Originally posted by Primate
Yeah. These are great!


 
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Game 10 .......post game review.................................


Graz Grizzlies vs. Ultimate Fighting Championship
My eyes were closed and the system was mute and still.....still...I wept!!! Was not pretty. Not pretty at all!!!! The DPRIDE era may have come to an end. Some kind words for DPRIDE is in order here. Say something JD..... Say something.


Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Yep...yep...yep...Rough ride here. Crime scene with Broken glass and a dirty sanchez. We know who did it. Cannot arrest them because the victim deserved it!! Soooo bad!!!! I wanted it not to be so.....but it is so very so......... The Mark BDS!!!! THE MARK!!!!! was soooo bad!!!!!!


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. OffTopica Miracle
No Miracle this week. Just 18 points worth of << POW!!! >> << OOF!!! >> << PASS!!! PASS!!!! BIFF!!! POW!!! OOF!!! Peee-oooonnnnn!!!! >> I could see it and hear it with my waking eyes!!!!!!


South Side Mafia vs. Cincinnati Shockers
SSM rolled through sacks and fumbles with no CIN-SHOCK symptoms. Just like I heard it would be. Sorry Shockers or should I say UnSHOCKING!!! GG to both teams.


STEEL City Mafia vs Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
Ok, Ok, Ok... Sometimes it is what you know!!! Should have gone with Coxsackie!!!
Really let me down here lardaddy. Sorry bong and JT.


Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. District 9 Prawns
Predictor says Hogwarts by 21. SPOT ON!!! DAMN!!!! I got nothing more here. The Prawns let you win!!! GG.


E-City Mercenaries vs. Porto People Eaters
Porto had tone lock!!!! E-City should have deployed some type of decoy or something. Now you are all blown up, fowny face, team busted up on the ground, wondering what happened..... It is what Porto does. They were a team at the low end of the conference taking you down with them!!!!! I said they would do it. They said they would do it. You knew they would do it. And guess what....they did it!!!! Nothing personal!! Seems Porto has taken your spot..... Move over E-City....it is P-City now!!! Well....maybe not!!! Sorry Mercenaries!!!

Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. Definition of Insanity
Predictor says HHWC by 19. They won by 20!!! Why? Because they are last seasons CHAMPIONS!!!! DoI, this could have gone either way.....and the fans want an explanation from ninja turtles!!!! Hey....don't shoot me....I am just the messenger!!!


GG everyone!!


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Originally posted by Primate
Yeah. These are great!


 
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Game 11 (and the hits keep coming)

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.450 ........ 9-1...... Graz Grizzlies
2.. ........ 1 ...... 11 ........ 0.420 ........ 10-0.... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 4 ........ 7 ........ 0.580 ........ 7-3...... South Side Mafia
4.. ........ 9 ........ 4 ........ 0.460 ........ 8-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
5.. ...... 11 ........ 2 ........ 0.380 ........ 9-1...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
6.. ........ 6 ........ 6 ........ 0.530 ........ 7-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
7.. ...... 13 ........ 1 ........ 0.340 ........ 8-2...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
8.. ...... 14 ........ 8 ........ 0.530 ........ 6-4...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
9.. ........ 5 ...... 19 ........ 0.590 ........ 5-5...... Cincinnati Shockers
10 ........ 7 ...... 22 ........ 0.470 ........ 7-3...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
11 ........ 8 ........ 9 ........ 0.480 ........ 6-4...... The Dogs of War
12 ...... 22 ...... 16 ........ 0.580 ........ 6-4...... Orlando Prime Timers
13 ...... 25 ...... 10 ........ 0.550 ........ 6-4...... New Orleans Gurupies
14 ...... 17 ...... 15 ........ 0.480 ........ 7-3...... Republic of Benin
15 ........ 3 ...... 17 ........ 0.520 ........ 5-5...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
16 ...... 15 ........ 5 ........ 0.510 ........ 5-5...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
17 ...... 20 ...... 29 ........ 0.480 ........ 4-6...... E-City Mercenaries
17 ...... 19 ...... 14 ........ 0.510 ........ 4-6...... STEEL City Mafia
17 ...... 18 ...... 13 ........ 0.480 ........ 5-5...... Carthage Clash
17 ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.540 ........ 4-6...... Venom Dotball Academy
17 ...... 21 ...... 18 ........ 0.560 ........ 4-6...... All The King's Royal Men
22 ...... 10 ...... 30 ........ 0.450 ........ 4-6...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
23 ...... 16 ...... 21 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... Sunday Funday
24 ...... 24 ...... 23 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-7...... OffTopica Miracle
25 ...... 30 ...... 20 ........ 0.590 ........ 2-8...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 26 ...... 31 ........ 0.470 ........ 3-7...... Miami Red Hawks
27 ...... 23 ...... 24 ........ 0.560 ........ 2-8...... La Flama Blanca
28 ...... 28 ...... 27 ........ 0.400 ........ 4-6...... Porto People Eaters
29 ...... 29 ...... 26 ........ 0.500 ........ 3-7...... Nairobi Warthogs
30 ...... 31 ...... 28 ........ 0.550 ........ 2-8...... District 9 Prawns
31 ...... 27 ...... 25 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-9...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
32 ...... 32 ...... 32 ........ 0.530 ........ 1-9...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  24 -   17    Graz Grizzlies def. Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
  41 -   22    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. Ultimate Fighting Championship
  33 -   27    South Side Mafia def. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
  37 -   24    Coxsackie HOOD Hugos def. OffTopica Miracle
  25 -   18    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. STEEL City Mafia
  41 -   15    Cincinnati Shockers def. District 9 Prawns
  25 -   22    Moose Jaw Roughriders def. Porto People Eaters
  24 -   23    E-City Mercenaries def. Definition of Insanity
  27 -   24    Odessa Mojo def. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
  49 -   10    Asau Golden Eagles def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  31 -   18    Republic of Benin def. Nairobi Warthogs
  26 -   17    The Dogs of War def. New Orleans Gurupies
  21 -   21    All The King's Royal Men ties Orlando Prime Timers
  36 -   16    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Miami Red Hawks
  26 -   24    Carthage Clash def. Sunday Funday
  33 -   20    Venom Dotball Academy def. La Flama Blanca
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Game 11 Predictions are in..................................


Graz Grizzlies vs. Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
Number 1 versus number 2. An epic game in any league.....might as well be world league. Let me start with this fact. BDS lost to Porto. Hmmmmmmmmm........anyone here still going to vote for BDS in this game? I thought so!!!! BDS may end up "self-sanchez-ing" here. From what I hear, that is not a graceful procedure and being that it will be Dirty-Brazilian style, it may take some time. The standard prediction has the Grizzlies by 7. Only 7 though. I checked to see what the calculations were based on.....seems the Grizzlies have a "BESERKING" factor that triggers if they start winning by too much or start losing by too much. This says the game will stay close the whole way and this condition will not trigger. Interesting the stuff we learn in GLB. I concur. Grizzlies by 7. Should be a great game!!! GL each team.


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. Ultimate Fighting Championship
Here it comes. Ever seen one of those air punching bags with a picture on it and sand on the bottom. You can hit it and it wobbles and stands back up. Now picture that in front of a big dude with horns and hammer-fists and a shit-eating grin. Finally picture UFC on the bag. Sorry UFC, but you had to know this was coming. Like a government program, can't fire it, won't die, and cannot move out the way. This is going to play out like a bad cartoon!!!! << BIFF!!! >> << POW!!!! >> <<BAM!!! >> <<GESHHHH!!!!>> <<OOF!!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<PLEASE >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> << NO MORE!!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >>"GET OUTTA THERE!!!!!!" <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> STAY DOWN!!!! STAY DOWN!!!! <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> <<WHAM!!! >> A RED day!!!! Sorry UFC!!!! Bringing in the Fire Department to help put the game out!!!! So Sorry!!!!


South Side Mafia vs. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
This will also be a good matchup..... South side could diminish the playoff hopes of the defending WL champions. Or is HHWC back!!! Let's ask the fans....... WE BELIEVE!!!! WE BELIEVE!!!!
Lots of HHWC fans will be disappointed here with a loss. But we have to just stick with the statistical facts. The standard prediction has South side by 6 over HHWC in this game. My experts concur with this prediction. While we believe HHWC, it is just not enough to dis-believe South Side. SOW-UTH SIIIIII-DA!!! by 7. DEEP!!!! Very DEEP!!! ..... .......<< pause!!! >> And cold too!!! Don't know where that came from.......


Coxsackie HOOD Hugos vs. OffTopica Miracle
There are only so many miracles OffTopica...... And usually they look like mini-helmets.... On a brighter side note, Coxsackie will be starting a new experimental drug designed to help teams cope with the discomfort caused by playing in a Coxsackie games. I believe it is called the "OFFicial Team Ointment for Punishment Initiated by Coxsackie Anonymous" .....code name OFFTOPICA!!! Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy.... wait just a minute,..... Yeah!!! you gonna need a miracle here Offtopica. Dig deep....I know there is one in there somewhere!!!! HURRY!!!!! Coxsackie by 14.



Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. STEEL City Mafia
Did you know that the Steel is immune to the CIN-SHOCK? But are they immune to Witchcraft and Wizardry? Some say the the spell is stronger than the STEEL. So does the standard prediction!!! So does the offensive rankings!!! So does the defensive rankings!!!! So does the rushing yards rankings!!! Etc.... Who am I to disagree with all those experts. Under overwhelming evidence regarding this, one runs out of arguments, and must conclude with the findings. Hogwarts by 3. Sorry Steel....but at least my experts say it will be a closer game. GL both teams.


Cincinnati Shockers vs. District 9 Prawns
So far the Prawns have been spread opened brazilian sytle, had their skin peeled back, their heads torn off, their tails plucked and even the black stuff cleaned out. Over and over again!!!! Then skewed and cooked over the hot WL flame. And still they persists. What drives them? What keeps them going? WHY???? WHY???? For the last game, they found Coxsackie un-worthy of a loss. Let's check the schedule..... wait.... wait.... almost there...... ..... OKAY!!!! Here is what we got...... Cincinnati has a lot riding on this game and a lot to lose if they lose. The Prawns have nothing to lose and that makes them dangerous. Word on the street is that if the Prawns win here, the shockers will be out of the playoffs or at least unfit. Madmustaff does not underestimate anything and would cook the Prawns to a crisp over some super heated spent uranium fuel rods if he had his way!!! (That is just cruel!!!)......Interesting!!!! Either the Prawns will do it here or in the next game. Me thinks it will be the next game. Cincinnati by 17 over the Prawns!!! Expected but still very shocking!!!! GL both teams!!!!


Moose Jaw Roughriders vs. Porto People Eaters
Nothing to see here. Two teams playing with nothing to win. Two teams playing playing with nothing to lose. Porto by one but barely!!! Just barely!!!!! As one knight would say from behind a nice shrubbery on the sideline....Wafer thin win here.......Ni!!!!


E-City Mercenaries vs. Definition of Insanity
This game is just insanely wrong!!! Has all the makings of a perplexing outcome here. The game will be at the DoI house. They saw the field and think it is actually not rectangular. But it does have padding around the endzone and sidelines so no one does not get hurt. Going with the Mercs here by 3 over DoI...... nothing more than that. You need this win mercs. DO IT!!!!!


GL everyone!!!!
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