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Thank you. My first Pro Bowl.

great stuff!

Originally posted by kwankwan
Freebow, superstar of the regular season.

The Carmelo Anthony of GLB World League.

Originally posted by RyanCane26
The two WL finalist coords should use their AIs

I agree with that.

Originally posted by kwankwan
Freebow, superstar of the regular season.

He was surprisingly good yesterday. Are you using a new shampoo?

Originally posted by bhall43
He was surprisingly good yesterday. Are you using a new shampoo?

Nah. I think uf changed his settings from relaxed to normal.

Originally posted by kwankwan
Nah. I think uf changed his settings from relaxed to normal.

DOT's play better on Norm than relaxed? I been playing all my dots on relaxed for years Christ what would my dots have done if they had been on Hard this whole time

Originally posted by bhall43
He was surprisingly good yesterday. Are you using a new shampoo?

Nah he got some ass before the game. Malik Rose was a great lay.

Originally posted by Sellars
DOT's play better on Norm than relaxed? I been playing all my dots on relaxed for years Christ what would my dots have done if they had been on Hard this whole time

my dots play hard all the time, now they can't come within 100 feet of schools...

Originally posted by Mavooo
my dots play hard all the time, now they can't come within 100 feet of schools...





comedy definitely isn't your strong suit

Thank you Bhall. I'm glad the check cleared.

Originally posted by Sellars
DOT's play better on Norm than relaxed? I been playing all my dots on relaxed for years Christ what would my dots have done if they had been on Hard this whole time

My gold bar dots played their entire careers on relaxed. The sad part is I am not even joking.

Originally posted by bhall43
My gold bar dots played their entire careers on relaxed. The sad part is I am not even joking.

LOL, well at least if I was telling the truth id be in good company

Ya I don't even know why but I looked up the tactics for a guy after retired him one day and was like well that was dumb....

Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Season 34 Season World League Pro Bowl event. All the stars are out tonight for this epic matchup of Zeta vs. Alpha. The long awaited head to head of Freebow vs. Weber. The Alpha's dominated the statistical board this season so it should be an interesting matchup to say the least. Let's get straight to the action.

You can start here if you want to watch the whole game in action: http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450751

Quarter 1: Alpha receives first.

- Quick drive for Alpha. 3 and out highlighted by Zeta's Sledgehammer Bolt with a huge sack to get this off to a great start.

http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450753

Zeta gets the punt.

- Quick drive for Zeta. 3 and out highlighted by Stephen Paea's TFL on Luke Sanderson. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450757

Alpha gets the punt.

- A nice 3rd down pick up by DISA Jerome Bettis finds the first non 3 and out of the game. http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450762

- A couple plays later Weber picks up the first with a 40 yard sling to Jesspher Giggles.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450765

- Alpha would settle for a field goal on this drive after that by Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450769

Alpha 3 Zeta 0

Zeta receives the kickoff.

- A couple key first downs were followed up by Fergusen igniting the excitement from the Zeta sideline. A big 20 yard run from the QB.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450776

- Huge play down the middle strike from Freebow to Do not Fall Down Stairs puts Zeta in the Red zone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450780

- Unfortunately a 3 and out from there and Zeta ties it up with a FG of their own from Jiddy's Mistress.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450784

Alpha 3 Zeta 3

Alpha receives the kickoff.

- Key stop from Zeta's Delacruz here forces a 3 and out from Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450788

Zeta receives the punt.

- Zeta takes it through the end of the first quarter with a 3 and out.

END OF THE 1ST QUARTER: ALPHA 3 ZETA 3

Alpha receives the punt.

- Huge sack from RE Duck here forces the long 3rd down.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450795

- Weber fires back with a 22 yard pass to Luke McGowan for the first.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450796

- Alpha goes backwards from there and Zeta once again forces a punt.

Zeta receives the punt.

- Freebow hooks up with Couples for a 24 yard pass to keep the drive alive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450805

- Alpha's Flint Beastwood follows that big play up with a sack on Freebow.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450806

- And VDA Blitzer follows up 2 plays later sending Freebow back even more with another sack forcing another punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450808

Alpha receives the punt.

- Ellis Mayo forces a fumble from Unintentional Dong and gives the ball back to Zeta inside the 40.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450815

Turnover recovered by Zeta's Robbie Harrison

- A couple quick plays later Freebow finds Aaron Couples for the first TD of the game.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450822

Zeta 10 Alpha 3

Alpha receives the kick.

- Jim Shughes wastes little time taking back 6 for Alpha on this 80 yard scamper for the TD.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450826

- Extra point missed.

Alpha 9 Zeta 10

Zeta receives the kick.

- Freebow hooks up with Michael Wang on a 26 yard pass to start a drive.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450829

- A play later Freebow goes deep to Waste of Flex for a 47 yard td to put Zeta back up 7.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450830

Zeta 17 Alpha 9

Alpha receives the kick.

- Zeta forces a quick Alpha 3 and out and gets the ball back with just over a minute to play in the half.

Zeta receives the punt.

- Zeta unable to make anything of the final minute of play and gives it back to Alpha who ends the first half.

HALFTIME: ZETA 17 ALPHA 9

Zeta receives the opening kickoff of the second half.

- Alpha makes quick work of Zeta's drive and forces the first punt of the second half.

Alpha receives the punt.

- Karl looks deep to Luke McGowan near the sidelines on third and long and comes up short finding Zeta's Shutdown D for an interception.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450854

Zeta takes over after the turnover on their own 48.

- Freebow comes back right away with a 10 yard pass to _Heath Miller_ up the right sidelines to get them into enemy territory.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450855

- But on the very next play Alpha's FF king Second Coming puts the hurting on Bardock and coughs one loose giving the ball back to Alpha.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450856

Alpha takes over after the turnover on their own 39.

- A 20 yard strike from Weber to Giggles sets up Alpha inside Zeta's 40 yard line.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450857

- Alpha couldn't move the ball anywhere after that and was forced into a long FG attempt. One in which was missed by kicker Acez.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450861

Zeta takes over after the missed FG.

- After a couple steady plays Alpha gets confused on their zones and leaves Michael Wang wide open for a 31 yard touchdown.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450866

Zeta 24 Alpha 9

Alpha receives the kickoff.

- The zone snafu's continue as Zeta comes out confused themselves leaving Alpha reception leader McGowan wide open for an 80 yard pass.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450869

Zeta 24 Alpha 16

Zeta receives the kickoff.

- A nice stop on Turd Ferguson by Malfoy results in another Zeta punt.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450874

Alpha receives the punt.

- A 3 and out forces a punt by Alpha however during the punt Jeremy "Headhunter" Pironciak forces R U Ready to give it right back to them inside the 30 yard line. Fumble recovered by Alpha's Gian Maria Volonté.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450879

- Bad news for Alpha as 2 plays later Derek Upton gives the ball back to Zeta on a forced fumble via Peter Pettigrew.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450881

Zeta takes over on fumble recovered by Big Baller Shot Caller.

- Bad defense getting out of hand as defenders are just getting lost now. Freebow hooks up a second date with Aaron Couples finding him yet again for a 59 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450886

Zeta 31 Alpha 16

Alpha receives the kick.

- The Tim Tebow of dotball Jim Shughes shows he actually does have an arm as he finds Gasai Yuno across the middle for 37 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450889

END OF 3rd QUARTER: Zeta 31 Alpha 16

- A methodical drive as Weber looks poised for a comeback. He hits DISA Jerome Bettis over the middle for an 18 yard score.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450895

Zeta 31 Alpha 23

Zeta receives the kick.

- Zeta comes up empty after 4 plays and punts it back to Alpha.

Alpha receives the punt.

- Alpha unable to deliver as well and they punt it right back to Zeta.

Zeta receives the punt.

- Just when you thought the action was cooling off, Waste of Flex performs this brilliant and amazing Juke that leaves 4 defenders in the dust as he rides his pony express towards a 52 yard td. His second of the day.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450911

Zeta 38 Alpha 23

Alpha receives the kick.

- Weber looks frustrated out there and goes 3 and out but on the punt, Gian Maria Volonté shines again being a part of a second FF on Zeta returner R U Ready.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450917

Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by Draco Malfoy.

- Weber finds his teammate I don't need ur love over the middle for 22 yards.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450918

- Unintentional Dong caps off the scoring drive with this 1 yard barrel into the endzone.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450920

Zeta 38 Alpha 30

Zeta receives the kick.

- Zeta tries to ground and pound this game to an end but Alpha's Jimmie Patterson comes up huge with a FF on Lucas Sanderson leaving Alpha with a chance.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450926

Alpha takes over on a fumble recovery by DISA Alan Page.

- 2 plays later Alpha MVP Weber finds a familiar name in his teammate and top TE Marx for a big 37 yard play putting them inside the Zeta 5.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450928

- GLB's version of Tebow, Jim Shughes isn't done with his miracles yet. He finds I Don't Need UR Love for a 3 yard touchdown setting up for a 2 point conversion to tie this baby up.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450929

- The Alpha bench erupts in protest as Alpha coach Catch22 Alpha calls Unintentional Dong's number over DISA Jerome Bettis for the 2 point conversion. The conversion fails and leaves Alpha down by 2 now late in the 4th. Game saving tackle made by Ghost's N Stuff.
http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=7960&pbp_id=450930

Zeta receives the kickoff.

- Alpha just unable to stop the 4 horsemen of Sanderson, Bardock, Snell, and Fergusen as they plow for a pair of first downs leading to another Freebow kneel moment.

FINAL SCORE: ZETA 38 ALPHA 36



HELL of a game between the 2 sides. It really looked like Zeta was going to run away with it for awhile there but the Alpha defense buckled down and Weber took over late in the game in his natural comeback style. Difference of the game however comes down to the questionable call by Coach Catch22 Alpha. Our reporters are heading down on the field looking for some comments from both the winning and loses benches.

Meanwhile, let's take a look at the stats.

http://test.goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=7960

Offensive player of the game without a doubt goes to Zeta QB, Tim Freebow.

22/34, 344.5yds, 5 TD, 0 Int

Just an amazing day from Freebow. You can catch the WL 3 time MVP in the World League championship against the Cox. Wang against Cox. The battle of the schlong jokes.

Also defensive player of the game goes to Zeta LB, Peter Pettigrew.

4 tackles, 1 FF

Peter's FF struck deeply in the Alpha wounds as they were primed for a big drive and on the comeback trail before Pettigrew's forced fumble leading to yet another Freebow td drive.

And the Special Teams player of the game goes to Zeta Kicker Jiddy's Mistress.

1-1 FG, 5-5 XP, 6 Touchbacks

Mistress was tasked a tough order today. Hold Longhorn XXX to absolutely nothing and he did pretty much just that. No mistakes is just what the doctor ordered for an MVP kicker.

And there you have it. There are your players of the game. We did have some reports to get to however it due to the grotesque language of the Alpha sidelines we had to cut them out of the report. In other news, Freebow is busy getting laid.

So there it is. SEE YA NEXT SEASON FOLKS!