Originally posted by superpunk
I dunno what you people have against that delicious rice.
it just throws off the balance
I dunno what you people have against that delicious rice.
it just throws off the balance
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The Suthrner
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Jiddy Burrito Rule #1: Always test the guacamole before you dip your burrito in it...or you might regret it...Remember, it's a f*cking sloppy mess up in that sum-b...Once you're in there...and once you've committed... there's no going back.
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Jiddy Burrito Rule #1: Always test the guacamole before you dip your burrito in it...or you might regret it...Remember, it's a f*cking sloppy mess up in that sum-b...Once you're in there...and once you've committed... there's no going back.
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Edited by The Suthrner on Mar 9, 2011 12:12:29
Snydes
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Originally posted by superpunk
And Moe's can't see Chipotle. I'm sorry. Not nearly enough cilantro.
You know Moe's has a separate bin for cilantro? Just get more...
And Moe's can't see Chipotle. I'm sorry. Not nearly enough cilantro.
You know Moe's has a separate bin for cilantro? Just get more...
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Jiddy rule #3:
One does not put his penis in the burrito.
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Jiddy rule #3:
One does not put his penis in the burrito.
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by Snydes
Also, Chipotle chips = Tostitos. Not Impressed.
Moe's has failed recently...They changed that excellent white cheese queso they had over the past 6 months or so...It was subtle...but Jiddy knows downgrading when he tastes it...I still frequent, but their salsa leaves much to be desired and with the downfall of the queso...I'm having to resort to bringing that sh*t home and using it with homemade salsa.
Also, Chipotle chips = Tostitos. Not Impressed.
Moe's has failed recently...They changed that excellent white cheese queso they had over the past 6 months or so...It was subtle...but Jiddy knows downgrading when he tastes it...I still frequent, but their salsa leaves much to be desired and with the downfall of the queso...I'm having to resort to bringing that sh*t home and using it with homemade salsa.
The Suthrner
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by The Suthrner
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Jiddy rule #3:
One does not put his penis in the burrito.
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Originally posted by The Suthrner
Suthrner edit of rule #1
Jiddy rule #3:
One does not put his penis in the burrito.
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Jiddy78
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Originally posted by The Suthrner
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Comparing burritos to sex is not even fair.
Burritos are far superior...and once you flush the remains, it's never to be heard from again.
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Comparing burritos to sex is not even fair.
Burritos are far superior...and once you flush the remains, it's never to be heard from again.
Snydes
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
homemade salsa.
I plan to work on this when the summer veggies come out locally.
homemade salsa.
I plan to work on this when the summer veggies come out locally.
calamnet
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El Azteco - East Lansing/Lansing
Dirtiest Mexican place you'll ever eat, but also the best. This is also not a chain, features 2 locations.
They've gotten pricier within the last few years, but still affordable and unbelievably filling. I can mow through burritos/tacos at home, but these bastards, I can barely eat 1 and have the urge to go further.
The kicker though are their homemade chips and salsa. If my waistline allowed it, I'd take a bag of this shit home every day. Unbelievably tasty and free with your entree. If you want to get some to go, they load you up with a monster size bag of chips and a pint of salsa.
Dirtiest Mexican place you'll ever eat, but also the best. This is also not a chain, features 2 locations.
They've gotten pricier within the last few years, but still affordable and unbelievably filling. I can mow through burritos/tacos at home, but these bastards, I can barely eat 1 and have the urge to go further.
The kicker though are their homemade chips and salsa. If my waistline allowed it, I'd take a bag of this shit home every day. Unbelievably tasty and free with your entree. If you want to get some to go, they load you up with a monster size bag of chips and a pint of salsa.
The Suthrner
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by The Suthrner
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Comparing burritos to sex is not even fair.
Burritos are far superior...and once you flush the remains, it's never to be heard from again.
No!
I agree with rule #1 and I took it a step further so that Burritos can teach us about life.
I'm saying choose your women like you would your guacamole because once the deed is done there is no going back.
Originally posted by The Suthrner
actually the penis is going into the guacamole (guacamole in this case is alluding to pussy)
Comparing burritos to sex is not even fair.
Burritos are far superior...and once you flush the remains, it's never to be heard from again.
No!
I agree with rule #1 and I took it a step further so that Burritos can teach us about life.I'm saying choose your women like you would your guacamole because once the deed is done there is no going back.
Snydes
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Originally posted by calamnet
Dirtiest Mexican place
It is my belief that Mexican joints and Burrito joints are two different things. Burrito joints are where you walk in and they have big ass long counter with a bunch of bins. Open a tortilla and start piling on requested items. Mexican joints are your more traditional sit down and be served enchiladas and tacos, sometimes burritos.
Dirtiest Mexican place
It is my belief that Mexican joints and Burrito joints are two different things. Burrito joints are where you walk in and they have big ass long counter with a bunch of bins. Open a tortilla and start piling on requested items. Mexican joints are your more traditional sit down and be served enchiladas and tacos, sometimes burritos.
Pro tip: When they ask what kind of salsa you want at Chiptotle. This is NOT a trick quesion. The one and only correct answer is "all of them".
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