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madnova
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by thehazyone

I'm irritated right now so I'll just say good game and move on to the next one.


Did you cry tears of unfathomable sadness to balance the universe while Jiddy Fructose sang sweet and melodious music to the heavens above?

Inquiring minds would like to know.


The better question is how much tofu he ingested to make up for your HFCS intake...
 
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Originally posted by Jiddy78
Originally posted by thehazyone

I'm irritated right now so I'll just say good game and move on to the next one.


Did you cry tears of unfathomable sadness to balance the universe while Jiddy Fructose sang sweet and melodious music to the heavens above?

Inquiring minds would like to know.


Good thing it's a team game, because Jiddy didn't do shit.

But, I offer you my most sincere congrats in the form of cotton candy. I'm just a little bitter right now.
 
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Originally posted by Drewg81
Originally posted by Jiddy78



Good thing it's a team game, because Jiddy didn't do shit.



Jiddy Fructose is like the Chris Zorich of Helsinki. Yeah, he really isn't that great of a player, and yeah, he doesn't accomplish much on the field...but damn he can make an old lady like Virginia McCaskey get all hot in the panties....Edible panties, of course....Hopefully ones that are eaten before they melt from all the hotness. Jiddy Fructose doesn't want to be the cause of something rash....or a a rash, for that matter.
 
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Jiddy's value to the team in unmeasurable! Clearly he helps with morale, public relations, and snacks after the game! Anytime he adds to the team, it's just... well Icing on the Cake! (and he like Icing a lot, especially on stripper cakes)
 
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Originally posted by Damazin1
Jiddy's value to the team in unmeasurable! Clearly he helps with morale, public relations, and snacks after the game! Anytime he adds to the team, it's just... well Icing on the Cake! (and he like Icing a lot, especially on stripper cakes)


I think he slipped sleeping pills into our gatorade in the 4th. I have no proof, but when a guy comes over to your sideline and offers you candy, then disapears for a few minutes, you have to wonder what went down.
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Originally posted by Drewg81


I think he slipped sleeping pills into our gatorade in the 4th. I have no proof, but when a guy comes over to your sideline and offers you candy, then disapears for a few minutes, you have to wonder what went down.


I can't confirm or deny these aligations. However this may or may not have been the first time something like this has occured on Jiddy's watch. You can NEVER trust a creepy bears fan offering you candy...
 
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Originally posted by Drewg81
Originally posted by Damazin1

Jiddy's value to the team in unmeasurable! Clearly he helps with morale, public relations, and snacks after the game! Anytime he adds to the team, it's just... well Icing on the Cake! (and he like Icing a lot, especially on stripper cakes)


I think he slipped sleeping pills into our gatorade in the 4th. I have no proof, but when a guy comes over to your sideline and offers you candy, then disapears for a few minutes, you have to wonder what went down.


Jiddy Fructose's next touchdown, probably in Season 7 or so, will be devoted to you Drewg81. He'll sign the ball and send it to you with a basket of not-so-natural jelly.
 
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That was a phenomenal come from behind win.

I'd feel bad for Rome if it wasn't my team (or my player) that managed to pull it off.

Good game Rome.

We might never see a 4th quarter comeback like that again this year.
 
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Martyball taints this game...
 
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gg Rome, I quit watching after the 3rd quarter all pissed off. Went to the box score to see how bad the ass kicking was. (I only did this cause I had a 5 minute break and was out of time)

Was very surprised by the score.
 
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