Breaking News: Has Kellen Winslow been knocked off the totem pole as GLB's best TE?
Story: It seems that Kellen Winslow has been beaten by a superior TE for the best TE in GLB. This superior TE, known as Sterling Sharpe has torn up his league this season to the tune of 1500 yards and 30 TDs thus far. Mr. Sharpe when asked about his season replied, "Well I'd like to thank myself for being so great, if only our QB could figure out how to throw the ball to me more maybe we would win more games." Sterling Sharpe is creating a buzz and sources say that he is being scouted by WL teams right now and we could see him in the WL as soon as S17. When asked what he thinks of Kellen Winslow, Sterling Sharpe replied, "Who?" when shown Kellen Winslow's player page, Mr. Sharpe fell on the ground laughing and could not comment. When asked what Kellen Winslow thought of Sterling Sharpe's season, Mr. Winslow replied in some language that could not be identified. When shown to a language expert, the expert said, "I am sorry, I can't help you. I don't speak idiot." Mr. Sharpe's player page is:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=2125654And to learn more about Mr. Sharpe and joining his fanclub, please check out this informational video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQTo see some of Mr. Sharpe's highlights:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_oDZK2l110I am Ron Burgundy and you stay classy Southeast Asia.