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Originally posted by Skanker irl
What's the highest trophy you have homie? You on any Pro teams?



Outta here scrubs, send a scrimmage request any time and we can check out eachother's gameplanning.

Pro teams....hell no i'm not...i like to wallow in the lower tiers collecting trophies,lols and e-enemies..we all play this dotball for different reasons..i strive for mediocrity...

* * reaches for popcorn * *




* * and beer * *

Originally posted by Skanker irl
I was anticipating you leaving. Another scrub bites the dust.

But, speaking of bad gameplanning:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1000296





Did you really not notice how that team has promoted? Titles in Cap 34 and 38?? What does that tell you?

Tell them to man up and promote like a league champion instead of asking for demotions to win .gif trophies before you post any of their garbage victories.

While I can appreciate Kai's aims, CoP is focused not on trophy gifs.* No, CoP has always had one primary goal- forum domination! Winning a forum is the real way to win in GLB.** I don't mean trash-talking; anybody can say "my team can beat up your team". No, CoP isn't about being feared or hated. CoP instead dominates the forums through a combination of surreal humor, over-abused memes, copious amounts of alcohol, and our secret weapons: lemurs.

Yes, it is true, lemurs are the future of GLB, and CoP has a whole group of the witty little fuckers writing material for us. All they ask in return is that we supply them with Cheez-Its and an occasional chance at MGood's "sister."*** Bort has tried but failed to nerf the power of these lemurs, so we fully expect that we will be the primary contenders in the SEAAA1 forum and will endeavor to do so in SEAAAA and SEAPL in the seasons to come.


*- Though if we earn those along the way, more power to ya.
**- Bort hasn't implemented the appropriate trophy .gifs yet.
***- His sister is, in actuality. a male firefighter.

*Grabs another beer and sits down to patiently await more poasts in this thread.

Let's be honest here for a sec., though.

The playoff sim is a lot different than the regular season sim. A lot of good, even great, coordinators get butt-hurt in the playoffs.

Some blame the sim, others don't. It doesn't matter. All there is to say is that the playoffs are a lot different on this game.

I love both teams, tbh. The Fiesta use my blitzing LB in a way that makes me tingly on the inside and CoP provided me with some good memories with DDN. So, I say scrim and then you all can get together, hold hands and sing "We Are the World."

Originally posted by Xcesiv7
*Grabs another beer *.

lemurs A lemur (pronounced /ˈliːmər/, us dict: lē′·mər) is a member of the biological infraorder Lemuriformes, a prosimian and strepsirrhine primate that is endemic to the island of Madagascar. The term "lemur" is derived from the Latin word lemures, meaning "spirits of the night" or "haunter". This likely refers to their large, reflective eyes and the wailing cries of some species (the Indri in particular). The term is generically used for the members of the five lemuriform families, but it is also the genus of one of the lemuriform species, the Ring-tailed Lemur (Lemur catta). The two so-called flying lemur species, known formally as colugos, are not lemurs or even primates.

link to picture: http://www.freakingnews.com/Pictures/3/Lemurs.jpg - also a pic of MGood's "sister

now back to our regular scheduled program

Originally posted by vladykins

While I can appreciate Kai's aims, CoP is focused not on trophy gifs.* No, CoP has always had one primary goal- forum domination! Winning a forum is the real way to win in GLB.** I don't mean trash-talking; anybody can say "my team can beat up your team". No, CoP isn't about being feared or hated. CoP instead dominates the forums through a combination of surreal humor, over-abused memes, copious amounts of alcohol, and our secret weapons: lemurs.

Yes, it is true, lemurs are the future of GLB, and CoP has a whole group of the witty little fuckers writing material for us. All they ask in return is that we supply them with Cheez-Its and an occasional chance at MGood's "sister."*** Bort has tried but failed to nerf the power of these lemurs, so we fully expect that we will be the primary contenders in the SEAAA1 forum and will endeavor to do so in SEAAAA and SEAPL in the seasons to come.


*- Though if we earn those along the way, more power to ya.
**- Bort hasn't implemented the appropriate trophy .gifs yet.
***- His sister is, in actuality. a male firefighter.

She/he told me that she/he was a plumber! Ahhh.... Good times.

Originally posted by Xcesiv7

The Fiesta use my blitzing LB in a way that makes me tingly on the inside

Whoa now, wait a minute. You built a lemur buddy for Fiesta? I'm impressed by their foresight in this area.

Originally posted by Mr. Dumass


She/he told me that she/he was a plumber! Ahhh.... Good times.

Wrong, she/he said she wanted to look at your pipes. That doesn't make them a plumber.

Originally posted by ImTheScientist
Originally posted by boondocksaint

Hmmm...

Originally posted by merenoise


I'll bet ya a shiny nickel that neither wins squat in the postseason though...

Teams owned/lolGM'd- 15

Playoff wins- 9

Pro playoff wins- 0

AAA or higher loltrophies- 0

Crediblity[/U]-

Pretty much leg swept.

Look again princess. Unlike the Kai I have actually brought home gold at AAA in South America as an OC. ITS has a pretty collection of loltrophies. Now I will grant you that I haven't OC'd or owned any Pro teams before last season so no titles there yet. But I have just as many Pro championships as ITS who has been up there since season 2. It must be hard to fail every season in the playoffs.

http://video.mail.ru/mail/b62a88l37/7362/7497.html


Now Skanker has a couple of Head Coach titles with Dijbouti so I will give him his due as an organizer. But as an OC/DC the Kai brothers are a joke as far as the Pros go. Even with a stacked Kai team last season they still managed to get just as many Pro trophies as I did...

Cobra Kai = mediocre since season 2...

Originally posted by Xcesiv7
Let's be honest here for a sec., though.

The playoff sim is a lot different than the regular season sim. A lot of good, even great, coordinators get butt-hurt in the playoffs.

Some blame the sim, others don't. It doesn't matter. All there is to say is that the playoffs are a lot different on this game.

I love both teams, tbh. The Fiesta use my blitzing LB in a way that makes me tingly on the inside and CoP provided me with some good memories with DDN. So, I say scrim and then you all can get together, hold hands and sing "We Are the World."

What is there to gain by scrimmaging a team that's a year older with higher level player across the board? That isn't going to highlight who's the 'better game-planners' at all. As pointed out, also, we really don't care either.

Oh - and no more 'honesty'

Originally posted by vladykins

While I can appreciate Kai's aims, CoP is focused not on trophy gifs.* No, CoP has always had one primary goal- forum domination! Winning a forum is the real way to win in GLB.** I don't mean trash-talking; anybody can say "my team can beat up your team". No, CoP isn't about being feared or hated. CoP instead dominates the forums through a combination of surreal humor, over-abused memes, copious amounts of alcohol, and our secret weapons: lemurs.

Yes, it is true, lemurs are the future of GLB, and CoP has a whole group of the witty little fuckers writing material for us. All they ask in return is that we supply them with Cheez-Its and an occasional chance at MGood's "sister."*** Bort has tried but failed to nerf the power of these lemurs, so we fully expect that we will be the primary contenders in the SEAAA1 forum and will endeavor to do so in SEAAAA and SEAPL in the seasons to come.


*- Though if we earn those along the way, more power to ya.
**- Bort hasn't implemented the appropriate trophy .gifs yet.
***- His sister is, in actuality. a male firefighter.

And even with that lofty goal CoP still has more hardware and fewer excuses sitting in the trophy case. lol season 2 silver.

Originally posted by merenoise


And even with that lofty goal CoP still has more hardware and fewer excuses sitting in the trophy case. lol season 2 silver.

We owe it all to the lemurs.

Originally posted by Skanker irl
Originally posted by KINGCHEEZ

Hmm...CoP.....Hmmm...Kai Fiesta....where shall i side?
I think it's time for the pimps to sweep some legs...pimps like gold and hate Daniel Larusso and Ralph Macchio and karate..while i admire Kai for being the greatest mouthpiece in GLB hands down...they are possibly the worst gameplanners hands down...with some of the best OC's/DC's in this game in their network i'm not sure why they don't let them run the show..at any rate the pimps will be departing day 1 to join CoP..hard feelings are expected and anticipated
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1245358
http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=1222582

I was anticipating you leaving. Another scrub bites the dust.

But, speaking of bad gameplanning:
http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=1000296






Scrubs? lol. KC flashed their builds to us, they are very very good. Putting aside just their production, they are some extremely awesome builds.

Maybe that's why Kai doesn't do anything? you guys don't know what a good build vs. a bad build?

I admire Kai, so much work and effort to pump yourselves up and the fortitude to do it for 2 YEARS without a gold trophy to show for it and keep going. Props for that, but I think people are start to realize more and more that it's better to be on a team that can back it up. 2 Golds in 3 seasons, a 40 game winning streak, Back to Back to Back offensive MVP (my HB BTW)...those things are real. Cobra Kai is mist, an apparition...kind of cool but you can see right through it, no substance.