Originally posted by David Stern
The Jam have no intention of competing against what we got. We will either merge, or combine. The goal isn't to make the wl, and keep an entire roster together. The goal is to ensure Drygerian never wins another title. If that means we have to send our best x factor guys to valhalla/blaze/lincoln/any team in the game, that is what will be done from now until the end of time. As one of the largest networks in the game, Drygerian success= no more. We will literally get on all 4s and let whoever it may be pillage us for all we are worth 
One of the most ridiculous things in the long, long history of ridiculous statements by dpride. This one has the added benefit of unintentional hilarity.
Close, but didn't quite make the cut:
Originally posted by David Stern
TBH Gart adding iceman, did so much dmg to themselves going forward, no agent in the game wants to play for him... they did me Pierre/Blynff more favors than you would ever know. Since literally every agent in the game hates them, and when they added DL24, they essentially turned the entire game against them. Yep they got a few guys who will like them/build for them, but basically anyone who buys flex/loves this game/ and is motivated to play this game hates them, and all that did was make forming more alliances/super teams easy as hell. Also since we can do it better than them (tactics/Build dots) they ruined their own game.