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Originally posted by taurran
I understand the "don't care" mentality. You only don't care if you're losing. You absolutely care if you're winning, and will go so far as to go in the main GLB forum claiming to be "the greatest team in GLB".

Let's put this in simple terms that you may understand:
Not caring is just an excuse and a way to save face when you lose/fail. If you've been "not caring" for 10 seasons then you've been losing/failing for 10 seasons.

Absolute truth. I'm onto you.

It's you, you're one of the bad posters I was talking about.

Unless suddenly the Hobos cared for the howeverthefuckmanyseasons they won the West

Originally posted by Gturtle
Gturtles CPL Prediction: At least 3 posters commit suicide because that's how bad these new guys are at posting.

If by that you mean "how bad we are at posting useless shit", then I agree with you.

How does it feel to be GLB's village idiots?

Of course, you're pretty terrible at the internet, so you can't begin to fathom how somebody who cares less about something you care a lot about is more successful than you. So ultimately your stance on not-caring is how you attempt to protect yourself from the possibility that you aren't gods gift to everything like your parents told you.

Originally posted by taurran
If by that you mean "how bad we are at posting useless shit", then I agree with you.

How does it feel to be GLB's village idiots?

village idiots kind of completely ruins the entire trope.

Also, since I'm in a generous mood, this is how our exchange is going to go- I'm going to make fun of you, I'll do it subtly and I'll do it blatantly, I may or may not get banned (this depends on a few factors) but ultimately you fade away and stop posting. The only consolation prize in your loss here is a purple ribbon, and the knowledge that you aren't the only person who has had this happen to them.

Of course, maybe you'll surprise both of us, and do something awesome in an attempt to maintain your facade of self-worth, by mentioning 'success' in your 'real life' or even linking a picture of some random tween chick that you're going to claim is your 'girl'. Actually, those wouldn't be surprising at all because you really are that bad at the internet

Originally posted by Gturtle
Of course, you're pretty terrible at the internet, so you can't begin to fathom how somebody who cares less about something you care a lot about is more successful than you. So ultimately your stance on not-caring is how you attempt to protect yourself from the possibility that you aren't gods gift to everything like your parents told you.

Explain who's more successful than me? I'd like to hear how your rationalize a shitty team like BSoDF is successful.

Everyone: Stand by for more idiotic CPL/FFA fanboy drivel.

Originally posted by Gturtle
Also, since I'm in a generous mood, this is how our exchange is going to go- I'm going to make fun of you, I'll do it subtly and I'll do it blatantly, I may or may not get banned (this depends on a few factors) but ultimately you fade away and stop posting. The only consolation prize in your loss here is a purple ribbon, and the knowledge that you aren't the only person who has had this happen to them.

Of course, maybe you'll surprise both of us, and do something awesome in an attempt to maintain your facade of self-worth, by mentioning 'success' in your 'real life' or even linking a picture of some random tween chick that you're going to claim is your 'girl'. Actually, those wouldn't be surprising at all because you really are that bad at the internet

If you put half the effort you do into post whoring as you do into actually playing GLB, you'd have more than one conference championship under your belt.

Congrats at WINNING THE FORUM. In fact, go ahead and stop wasting your time with those players. Stick to the forums where you belong.

Originally posted by taurran
Explain who's more successful than me? I'd like to hear how your rationalize a shitty team like BSoDF is successful.

Everyone: Stand by for more idiotic CPL/FFA fanboy drivel.

Well.

There's this mentally handicapped (we think) guy in my city. Now this guy, dresses up like Michael Jackson and dances like Michael Jackson in the same alley downtown almost every day. He's got the one white glove, cardboard on the cement, a stack of michael jackson records, and a pretty respectable moonwalk.


That guy.


Him.



The crazy man who dances to michael jackson.






He's more successful than you.

Originally posted by taurran
If you put half the effort you do into post whoring as you do into actually playing GLB, you'd have more than one conference championship under your belt.

Congrats at WINNING THE FORUM. In fact, go ahead and stop wasting your time with those players. Stick to the forums where you belong.

Oh yeah, my meaningless GM trophy is p. awesome, I should try and get more of those.

Oh wait, it's a meaningless trophy holy shit what if you are actually retarded.

I mean, if you are actually, legitimately retarded it's going to make things a little bit more difficult for me. Quite frankly, there needs to be a certain level of intelligence on the part of the receiving party for an insult to work properly. I'm not sure if you have it or not.

Originally posted by Gturtle
Well.

There's this mentally handicapped (we think) guy in my city. Now this guy, dresses up like Michael Jackson and dances like Michael Jackson in the same alley downtown almost every day. He's got the one white glove, cardboard on the cement, a stack of michael jackson records, and a pretty respectable moonwalk.


That guy.


Him.



The crazy man who dances to michael jackson.






He's more successful than you.

And obviously you're the most successful person on this forum at posting random unrelated bullshit. It authorizes you to make completely retarded assumptions about people's actual lives based on an online game. This is the hallmark of an ultimate failure. This is the hallmark of an internet loser. This is the hallmark of you.

Now go get your fucking Michael Jackson suit and dance.

I mean, if you can't even swallow properly, I don't think my insults about your proficiency at coprophagia are going to have the same impact.