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you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet

Originally posted by Doug_Plank




http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=376305&pbp_id=15394136
-- one of the greatest plays in GLB history, btw





Yeah, I've got a lot of respect for Duluth, since they didn't pull a PRJ on us after that one.

Sloth Fratelli: The real reason Sure Tackler was nerfed.

Fact: Sloth Fratelli makes all special teams tackles with his penis. This is why the Tire Fires feared Punty Punterson.

Because Punty used her cunty?

Fact: Sloth Fratelli is the reason Waldo is hiding...

how many TDs does sloth have on STs in the preseason so far. Cause I think IAM has 6

just sayin

I guess we should start letting Sloth return kicks against gut job types.

probably the only way he has a shot at POY, tbh

Originally posted by joe87
Originally posted by Doug_Plank





http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=376305&pbp_id=15394136
-- one of the greatest plays in GLB history, btw





Yeah, I've got a lot of respect for Duluth, since they didn't pull a PRJ on us after that one.

Sloth Fratelli: The real reason Sure Tackler was nerfed.



Fact - Dent Carter never had Sure Tackler. Dent Carter doesn't need sure tackler like Sloth
Fact - Iam Ridiculous put up better stats behind Dent Carter's blocks than Gym Baggs behind Sloth's(no way in hell i'm going and counting pancakes last season)
Fact - that play against Duluth was Pimp McNasty
Fact - Dent Carter > Sloth Fratelli
Fact - the Pirates are afraid of ESL

Fact- Sloth eats children
Fact- Dent molests children

Simply put, the reason Sloth is better is because he is the son of Punty Punterson.

and the daughter of cowboy roy.

Say waaaah?!

Originally posted by HurricaneBear
Originally posted by joe87

Originally posted by Doug_Plank






http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=376305&pbp_id=15394136
-- one of the greatest plays in GLB history, btw





Yeah, I've got a lot of respect for Duluth, since they didn't pull a PRJ on us after that one.

Sloth Fratelli: The real reason Sure Tackler was nerfed.



Fact - Dent Carter never had Sure Tackler. Dent Carter doesn't need sure tackler like Sloth
Fact - Iam Ridiculous put up better stats behind Dent Carter's blocks than Gym Baggs behind Sloth's(no way in hell i'm going and counting pancakes last season)
Fact - that play against Duluth was Pimp McNasty
Fact - Dent Carter > Sloth Fratelli
Fact - the Pirates are afraid of ESL

pfft Just because we took gym bags out against gut teams so our offensive line can get their 20 plays. ESL is stat padding whores.

Sloth Fratelli is Solomon Grundy's illegitamte father

Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
and the daughter of cowboy roy.
The family tree goes something like this.

Punty Punterson & Cowboy Roy had three sons: Sloth Fratelli, South Side Midget Tosser, & Nate the Interceptor. Sloth and Serenity then conceived Solomon Grundy in the back of a Denny's after a late night of drinking. That was Sloth's one and only sexual activity with someone else tbh.