Warrior General Games

I sit on a distant plain eating a microwaveable burrito... slowly, intensely and deliberately whilst I let the toxic mass of nacho cheese and fake meat turn in my gullet .

Once the vile concoction has sufficiently percolated in my stomach, turning itself into a devastating vessel of kinetic energy capable of leveling a substantial populous, I rotate myself 180 and unleash the fury.... *pooophft*

The hill still stands, barren of trees or shrubs but tooley and Buccs are no where to be seen. I reclaim mastership of the semi precious mound of dirt.

Originally posted by Cactus71
I take the hills

Eliminated for using the same method more than once.

Originally posted by blln4lyf
Originally posted by Cactus71

I take the hills

Eliminated for using the same method more than once.

no it's different because I took hills plural

anyway

I nicely ask chop to get the fuck off my hill and he leaves

I take the hill and I still own the other hill

jtserb enters the game

jtserb climbs up the hill carrying a cat in a cage. Upon reaching the top of the hill he locks cactus 71 in the cage with said cat. The cats start fighting. jtserb is lying down on the ground with his nose planted right on the cage. said cat marks his territory and cheeses all over jtserbs face. High and disorientated jtserb falls down the hill while screaming. IM FUCKING CHEEZING!

Cactus71 still owns the hill, but is locked in a cage with said cat.

stales31 reenters the game...

this time i've come prepared after having lost the hill i discovered, now called Stales Hill. The original hill is a lost cause but have my eyes set on Stales Hill. I have brought along Chuck Norris who uses his superior martial arts skills to take Stales Hill from Cactus. Chuck and I now sit atop Stales Hill with a case of Budweiser and anxiously await the next challenger. Cactus still controls hill #1

Originally posted by Cactus71
Originally posted by blln4lyf

Originally posted by Cactus71


I take the hills

Eliminated for using the same method more than once.

no it's different because I took hills plural

Nope, used the same earlier.

Originally posted by Cactus71
Cactus enters game

I take hill


Originally posted by Cactus71
I take the hill

jtserb reenters the game

jtserb climbs stales hill.

jtserb tells Chuck Norris he bets him he can't do 1,000,000 push ups. Chuck immediately starts to do the pushups. Chuck is so strong that he starts crushing the hill with every push up. eventually stales hill is no more. jtserb runs over to the other hill which is unoccupied since Cactus 71 is out of the game. jtserb now owns the only hill.

nicely played jtserb

kurieg enters the game.

kurieg notices that thanks to Chuck Norris driving stales hill into the ground, a host of smaller hills popped up. kurieg takes hill #42. From this vantage point he has an excellent view of Norris pummeling stales31 into a gory pulp to the mantra of "Budweiser sucks, Budweiser sucks." After stales31 is left a mangled mess, kurieg offers a can of Young's double chocolate stout, and kurieg and chuck hang out on hill #42 enjoying some beer that doesn't suck.

I take the hill

I climb the hill

I ask politely for Cactus to get off my hill. He stays offers me a beer.

Me and Cactus share the hill. Dont fuck with our hill

cactus is out of the game, ignore!

Bockaneer enters the game.

Bockaneer climbs the hill and discovers cactus and dolphan making out - ewww...
Bockaneer quickly retreats back to town and grabs a monster and a cold dos xx's at freebird's.

after a nice meal - Bockaneer proceeds to jtserb's new hill.

"Look over there JT!" pointing at clouds in the west... jt turns to look and Bockaneer lays claim to the hill.