Warrior General Games

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Sometimes I just go extremely simple and to the point, I just walk up and say "hi", that's it, and let her puzzle for a moment or two on why I just said "hi" and nothing else to support that and see where it goes from there. Eventually she'll say "uhhh, hi lol", and then I'll say something like, "yeah i was just over there and then saw you here and thought it would be a good idea to come over here and say hi" (and in many cases she'll feel the burden to stir up a convo to break the unanticipated rhythym of which she isn't accustomed to and then I find a play off of her move first), or sometimes something like "yeah i just thought you were hot so i decided to come over and say something, so i'm scott, who might you be?"

Confidence is good.

Seeming like a weirdo stalker is not.

again, this isn't a bash TSE thread. Pickup line or gtfo.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Nice shoes. Want to fuck?

Originally posted by Kevin Smith
That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

LOL

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

I want to have sex with you. Preferrably in your mouth or crotchal region. If this is acceptable......dammit I suck at these. I hate myself.

^^No, urdoinitrite^^

I once asked a girl if there was a chance for a spaceman from the future past circa 1940 to hook up with a majestic unicorn woman.... Granted it was Halloween but it worked.

True story.

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
^^No, urdoinitrite^^

I once asked a girl if there was a chance for a spaceman from the future past circa 1940 to hook up with a majestic unicorn woman.... Granted it was Halloween but it worked.

True story.

you are now my hero

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar
I want to have sex with you. Preferrably in your mouth or crotchal region. If this is acceptable......dammit I suck at these. I hate myself.

had me tbh

Originally posted by StinkCheese
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

lmao

Originally posted by StinkCheese
Originally posted by Chop_Lobster

^^No, urdoinitrite^^

I once asked a girl if there was a chance for a spaceman from the future past circa 1940 to hook up with a majestic unicorn woman.... Granted it was Halloween but it worked.

True story.

you are now my hero

always was imo

Would you like to get some pizza and fuck? She says no and I say what you don't like pizza.

Did you wash your pants in windex? Cause I can see myself in them.