Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Painmaker
Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.
Win ITT

Originally posted by Asheme
Originally posted by Painmaker

Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.
Win ITT


You guys got it all wrong. Mr. Tim Harper had to develope a state-of-the-art computer code to calculate the very best Skill Point use for that kicker. He just needed to downtune that 85 yard FG equation he already made for the kickers on his teams, so that took him quite some time (while he was pleasing 3 blonds, a brunette and trading some of his billion-dollar fortune on foreign stock marktes). Unfortunately, the PC he used runs a Windows (R) system, so results are expected within the next couple of weeks.

Originally posted by Painmaker
Originally posted by Tim Harper

Originally posted by Painmaker


Agent Name: Painmaker
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=260447
Why you want build advice: I want to see what Tim Harper is made of. Giving build advice for a weak or broken player is too easy. Where can my kicker work to improve his percentage on 70+ yard FGs? Now there's a challenge worthy of Tim Harper.

PS Focusing on special abilities would be a cop-out... obviously those will come over the next couple of seasons. The hard question to answer is, where to train? Any last points to spend on skills before jumping into the tub of "easy win" that is the kicker's skill tree?

You will be sent a pm shortly. Going to wait and see if Tim Harper receives any more takers on the offer. Tim Harper does have an answer for your kicker on how to improve from further out that doesn't involve SA's, will be a good read for you in a bit.

Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.

my dot is in the same pool

Originally posted by Painmaker
Originally posted by Tim Harper

Originally posted by Painmaker


Agent Name: Painmaker
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=260447
Why you want build advice: I want to see what Tim Harper is made of. Giving build advice for a weak or broken player is too easy. Where can my kicker work to improve his percentage on 70+ yard FGs? Now there's a challenge worthy of Tim Harper.

PS Focusing on special abilities would be a cop-out... obviously those will come over the next couple of seasons. The hard question to answer is, where to train? Any last points to spend on skills before jumping into the tub of "easy win" that is the kicker's skill tree?

You will be sent a pm shortly. Going to wait and see if Tim Harper receives any more takers on the offer. Tim Harper does have an answer for your kicker on how to improve from further out that doesn't involve SA's, will be a good read for you in a bit.

Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.

+10000000000000000000000000000

Originally posted by Go Pack 120
Agent name: Go Pack 120
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=668959
Why I want build advice: My pass rushing DT has been doing horribly. I want to see if Tim Harper can salvage this unproductive build. Thanks.
EDIT: I would also like to know when and where to invest in SAs.


Forget Tim Harper.

Put all of your equipment on agility. Hit the 3 cap on speed and agility as soon as you can manage.

Originally posted by Painmaker
Originally posted by Tim Harper

Originally posted by Painmaker


Agent Name: Painmaker
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=260447
Why you want build advice: I want to see what Tim Harper is made of. Giving build advice for a weak or broken player is too easy. Where can my kicker work to improve his percentage on 70+ yard FGs? Now there's a challenge worthy of Tim Harper.

PS Focusing on special abilities would be a cop-out... obviously those will come over the next couple of seasons. The hard question to answer is, where to train? Any last points to spend on skills before jumping into the tub of "easy win" that is the kicker's skill tree?

You will be sent a pm shortly. Going to wait and see if Tim Harper receives any more takers on the offer. Tim Harper does have an answer for your kicker on how to improve from further out that doesn't involve SA's, will be a good read for you in a bit.

Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.

Someone give that dot a hug.

Originally posted by carbene
Originally posted by Painmaker

Originally posted by Tim Harper


Originally posted by Painmaker



Agent Name: Painmaker
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=260447
Why you want build advice: I want to see what Tim Harper is made of. Giving build advice for a weak or broken player is too easy. Where can my kicker work to improve his percentage on 70+ yard FGs? Now there's a challenge worthy of Tim Harper.

PS Focusing on special abilities would be a cop-out... obviously those will come over the next couple of seasons. The hard question to answer is, where to train? Any last points to spend on skills before jumping into the tub of "easy win" that is the kicker's skill tree?

You will be sent a pm shortly. Going to wait and see if Tim Harper receives any more takers on the offer. Tim Harper does have an answer for your kicker on how to improve from further out that doesn't involve SA's, will be a good read for you in a bit.

Tim Harper never wrote, never called. I sat all night by the phone... most of it in the dark. It sat silent throughout the evening, with no Tim Harper on the other line. I checked my mailbox, but no love from Tim Harper. My poor bevelled dot won't leave the house now. He keeps saying, "Tim's gonna call, he just got held up... Tim wouldn't abandon me like this." I don't have the heart to tell that pathetic little dot that Tim's never going to call -- that Tim Harper stood him up.

Now that brave little dot will never be able to make the 85-yard game-winning FG of his dreams. All because Tim Harper gave him the cruelest cut of all: Tim Harper encouraged him to hope and then Tim Harper left him to rot, all alone.

Tim Harper is mean.

Someone give that dot a hug.

someone give that dot a bottle full of valium

i kid or do it? o_O

Originally posted by Tim Harper
Originally posted by Bukowski

fuck off

Was that truly necessary?

Go ask Janine for help lol

Tim Harper waits a few months hoping most of the people who remember his shenanigans have gone elsewhere then tries to recycle his same tired "help" threads.


womp womp

Originally posted by HULK
Originally posted by Go Pack 120

Agent name: Go Pack 120
Link to Player: http://goallineblitz.com/game/player.pl?player_id=668959
Why I want build advice: My pass rushing DT has been doing horribly. I want to see if Tim Harper can salvage this unproductive build. Thanks.
EDIT: I would also like to know when and where to invest in SAs.


Forget Tim Harper.

Put all of your equipment on agility. Hit the 3 cap on speed and agility as soon as you can manage.


This^

And some idiots actually asked for help? Wow.

Originally posted by Bukowski
Originally posted by Go Pack 120

Originally posted by Bukowski


fuck off

None of his builds are salvageable.

You're asking advice from someone that refers to himself in the third person.

Which I agree is really dumb

Agent Name: dontmeswidme
link to player: dontmeswidme *doing the tim harper* feels he does not need to give Lawrence Jacksons page to Tim Harper.
Why I want build advice: i don't really, i just want to be a GM for the mustangs again, but Veterans points help would be nice.

ITT: Bukowski tells other agents how not to piss HIM off.

ITT: I LOL.

Sucks I missed this thread