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Devin00
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and it's

cliffs or negs?


Originally posted by BigCountry
frank fell asleep so we like stuck a carrot in his ass



and it goes

(no homo)

you forgot that country. i guess my assumption about you was right.
 
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yea, i did not handle it the best way possible. i sent out offers to trade him after waiting to hear back from him.

i said i would release him, but i wasnt able to get to that immediately (yes, i know it takes 30 seconds - something else came up). being his servant is not my priority in life. i still wanted to try and convince him to stay.

anyways, a trade offer was accepted between when i said i would release him and when i logged in yesterday. if i could have retracted the deal i would have, now another guy is stuck with this player and out some money

but whoa is him right? i didnt live up to my word, but that was partly out of my control, i still wanted shane to stick around as he had been on the team for 5 seasons and was the only QB we ever had.

i was wrong, but this bullshit about sending out our builds isnt excusable.


none of what you said is true. I was told of a qb competition on the 31st. It was the offseason and I didnt log in right away. I asked to be released on the 2nd of November. I had only kept falco because I didnt want to leave them with a hole at qb. I've always done what was asked in terms of boosting and build so I was never aware there was a problem. Nobody ever said anything to me about it. After the 2nd I waited 3 days with no repsonse. Asked again on the 5th around 11 and you said yes I will release you.There was no talking me into staying. I thought you'd do it then since it does take 30 seconds. We can post up the pms if you agree to it. Asked one more time on the 5th around 2pm to make the boost deadline. No Response. Asked on the 6th to be released again. No Repsonse. Then I was alerted to a trade. The trade happened the 6th after you agreed to release me on the 5th. Weird timeline if you ask me.

I will admit to sending pms to owners asking if they want builds. I havent sent any out though. After talking to serialced, I realized that its unfair to other players just because the generel is a bitch. If you want a mod to investigate my pms feel free.

To sum it up with facts:
I asked for a release.
waited 3 days for a response.
Had to ask again.
Was told I'd be released.
Asked to have it done by boost deadline so I could use flex points on other players when it didnt happen right away.
Missed the deadline.
Asked again.
Then I was traded without being contacted by any team.

I did have a file with their builds but it was trashed and it can easily be recovered.



that is pretty much what i said fucktard. i wasnt able to get to it on the 5th, and the trade happened on the 6th before i talked to you again.

im done with this. i dont care about your fat ass, and i dont give a shit what jizzy has to say either.

bort and dd were made aware of what you have done. soon enough you wont be posting as bondo will get the ban hammer.



Your story doesnt add up. You said their would be a qb competition and the loser would be traded at the end and you'd work with the player to get them to a team they wanted to be on. You said you'd release me also say you wanted to talk me into staying but you actively sought trades for my player without talking to me about it? You pulled a bitch move and you're getting called out.

Also your bitch ass got punked. I didnt pm anybody player builds. Watching you piss and moan about it has been funny. I've openly stated I'll gladly have mods look at my pm record. If this site has any kind of customer service, there's no way I'm getting banned because I didnt do anything wrong. If I do oh well its just a game.


if you do send anyone the builds, you will be banned (according to a mod in a pm)

punked? wtf are you talking about fatass. you did offer up the builds.

u mad?


Lets see, there's this thread, the one posted below, and all your homo rants at bb.com

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=1373688

You freaked the f out at the thought of your builds getting out. You've accused me of releasing builds but I never did. You've tried to tell people i'm upset about losing my spot when thats not the truth. You've proved nothing this whole time. Keep talking shit and the next pm will be a direct link to a webpage with every players build. Then the mods wont be able to do anything. Im surprised you even went as far as admitting you botched this whole thing a little bit in your first response to me. You've been a hot headed prick the whole time. You pulled the bitch move first, I'd love to repay it and you keep giving me reasons too. I think this whole thing is funny, internet tough guys make me laugh. They're the first to cry and run to a mod when they get messed with.

Mad? No

Laughing? Yes.


go ahead and post it.


At least I have your permission now.


wrong, but you know the consequences if you do.


You just said go ahead and post it, that's permission. Just sayin. BTW does anyone else think thegeneral posts like a 13 year old?



it wasnt "im fine with it" but "do it and you get banned".

and yes, that is what i aim for. anyways, on to my main point-

Brothers,

I am in quite a pickle, and I need your help to resolve this unfortunate situation. A lad at my gym has been the guinea pig in a growth hormone experiment, using GHs meant for animals!

As some of you may know, I have been helping a Down's-Syndrome afflicted lifter at my gym named Marvin to be a world-class powerlifter. Yet something has gone DRASTICALLY wrong!

The following is a true story.

It all started a couple of months ago, when I was discussing the probable effects of using bovine GH. "It won't work...and who knows what it could end up doing to you?" the other lads at the gym said.
I could get loads of vet GHs- the kinds meant for horses, cows, etc, and at bargain prices. No one was brave enough to volunteer for the treatment, to be a guinea pig in the name of bodybuilding science.
"Wait, lads...there is one Iron Warrior amongst us without fear...one man who of courage who is up to the challenge-MARVIN!" I declared. "Yes, Marvin- you will be the guinea pig!!" I roared. From that day on, I've been giving him shots of various animal GHs, 10 I.U.s here, 5 I.U.s there. I haven't been keeping track, really, just making sure I inject lots of the stuff into him. But nothing seemed to be happening.

Until-
A new and extraordinary GH has just been developed, and a scientist I know at Oxford University has sold me several bottles of it- REPTILIAN GH!! I added reptilian GH to Marvin's GH cocktail, and in recent weeks, the last especially, he has begun to mutate!
His jaw and forehead have extended forward, his hands become the size of shovels, his skin thickened, his muscles are growing out of control, his voice become deep and hoarse, like the 'Gorn' from the old 'Star Trek' series, and his strength SUPERHUMAN!!! I mentioned to my scientist chum what I had been doing with the reptilian GH, and he began screaming "What in GOD'S NAME have you done? You've been MEDDLING with things beyond your control!" he thundered. Then I punched him in the face.

Marvin has been de-evolving. He grunts and snarls like an animal, bounds around the gym like a gorilla, and is simply dangerous.
Earlier today, in the gym, Marvin showed up- walking hunched over, knuckles dragging on the ground, and grunting in no known language. He stopped at the squat rack and literally tossed aside the two fellows using it, then seized the bar, 4 plates per side, and military pressed it several times before dropping it to the floor! He then scurried over to the dumbell rack, grapped the 140s and curled them effortlessly, before tossing them at the mirror, shattering it!
Snarling, he scurried out, but not before sniffing through the gym garbage bins and wolfing down what scraps he found in them. Rather than opening the front door, he simply ran through it, and went off as mysteriously as he had come. He hasnt been seen at the group home where he lives, but Nobby and I spotted him the other day, gobbling down a pizza while standing over the beaten pizza delivery man he had obviously attacked! We waved and gave him a thumbs-up "AWROIGGHT MAHVIN LOOKIN FOOKIN SMASHIN!" Nobby screamed so loud it was heard around the world. Marvin snarled, then ran off on all fours like some sort of werewolf.
 
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Just as i thought, Thegenerel just rants a raves about nothing. seeming to be this 6'4" monster of a persone who works out every day. then posts this message about GHs.

First off 1 dose of animal GHs would do great damage to a human. but great story too bad its not yours and it was originally posted in February or 2005 by victorian guy lol.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-404510.html
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Originally posted by al3jandr0
Just as i thought, Thegenerel just rants a raves about nothing. seeming to be this 6'4" monster of a persone who works out every day. then posts this message about GHs.

First off 1 dose of animal GHs would do great damage to a human. but great story too bad its not yours and it was originally posted in February or 2005 by victorian guy lol.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/archive/index.php?t-404510.html


no crap man. that is our forum. *facepalm*

you are one of the few who are not aware.
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Our Forum? who is our. the post you posted about GHs was by victorian Guy.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Victorianguy/

who is banned from bodybuilding.com, so please be yourself and stick to the topic of GLB.
 
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this is what he does. and it's better then his usual topics.
 
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Originally posted by al3jandr0
Our Forum? who is our. the post you posted about GHs was by victorian Guy.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Victorianguy/

who is banned from bodybuilding.com, so please be yourself and stick to the topic of GLB.



LMFAO. You retard. We know who posted it.
 
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Originally posted by PjSanford
Originally posted by al3jandr0

Our Forum? who is our. the post you posted about GHs was by victorian Guy.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Victorianguy/

who is banned from bodybuilding.com, so please be yourself and stick to the topic of GLB.



LMFAO. You retard. We know who posted it.


http://msp272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/backlasher7/gay.jpg
 
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Originally posted by al3jandr0
Our Forum? who is our. the post you posted about GHs was by victorian Guy.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Victorianguy/

who is banned from bodybuilding.com, so please be yourself and stick to the topic of GLB.


victorian guy wrote all these ridiculous stories on bb.com, one time he went to mcdonalds and ate 10 trays of food, another how he entered a dojo and beat the sensei with a chain.
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Originally posted by al3jandr0
Originally posted by PjSanford

Originally posted by al3jandr0


Our Forum? who is our. the post you posted about GHs was by victorian Guy.
http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/Victorianguy/

who is banned from bodybuilding.com, so please be yourself and stick to the topic of GLB.



LMFAO. You retard. We know who posted it.


http://msp272.photobucket.com/albums/jj169/backlasher7/gay.jpg


Talk about internet tough guy. The only thing i see your working out daily is your mouth in the forums. I dont know much about you but the way you talk on here, and how you handled your players release/sell you seem to be the little bitch. i dont care how big you say you are, hell im 5'11" 215 and would knock you the fuck out. You talk big on here but i would guess you cant back anything up. and if thats even your build im sure the body fat percentage is huge. Anyway talk about GLB in the threads, dont turn them into something there not. no one is scared of you or even concerned with what you have to say on a personal level.

But if your giving out plane tickets PM and we can talk.
 
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Angry BANNED at the dojo for being HUGE!
Brothers,

What is the major problem society has with us 24 inch armed, 40 inch waisted, walking 'walk-in' refrigerators?!!

The following is a true story.

A little over a month ago, I decided to enroll in Judo classes. I've been on a bulking cycle for the past several years, and felt that it was about time I gave a show of strength by tossing some pencil necks around in a controlled environment. Accompanied by my chauffeur/security advisor, Nobby, I signed up for Judo classes at a dojo owned by a 10th dan (or something like that) black belt master, a Mr. Fujimoto, who was a small Japanese man reminiscent of 'Mr. Miyagi' from the 'The Karate Kid' films. Little Jap devil is probably a WW2 war criminal!

The first month was dull. We did break-falls, stretching, and a learned a few basic flips. The warm-ups exhausted me. After 5 or 6 jumping jacks I was sweating profusely and had diffuculty breathing. Who needs endurance when you can bench 700 pounds?!!

Finally, I attended my first 'tournament'. I was matched up against another white belt, the biggest one they could find. As soon as we had finished bowing, I ran, screaming, arm extended, and clotheslined the guy with such force that he did a perfect backwards somersault and when he hit the mat, he lay unconscious! I raised my hands in victory, and Nobby roared "AW-FOOKIN-ROIGHTT!!!"

Just then, Mr. Fujimoto yelled something in Japanese and there was complete silence. "Dat is nawt Judo! Now you twy dat on me!!" he snarled, and stood across from me on the mat. Mr. Fujimoto's mother, who looked around 150 years old, stood on the sidelines, wearing a Judo outfit, and gave him an approving nod. "Fine. Prepare to die!" I screamed, then ran screaming to deliver a clothesline. Fukimoto fell to the ground, stuck his food in my stomach, and, using my own weight and speed against me, sent me airborne, and I landed on the other side of the room on my back! I lay there, winded, and finally struggled to my feet. "Sneaky little bugger...what on earth was that?!" I protested.

I lumbered over to him, and when I went to grab his little neck, found myself being flipped! I was tossed across the room, and lay on the mat, winded. As Fujimoto approached me, I held out my hand- Nobby, ever on the lookout on my behalf, took out his bike chain and quickly gave it to me! I spun around and smacked Fujimoto across the face with it- now THAT he wasn't expecting!

He fell to the ground, and I seized him, lifted him up over my head, walked over to the front window of the dojo, and hurled him through it! Nobby grabbed Fujimoto's mother and tossed her through the window after him, neutralizing the threat the old woman posed!
The two little Jap devils lay moaning and groaning on the sidewalk, sporting broken shards of glass stuck in their bodies! "That's for what you Japs did to what was left of the WINNEPEG RIFLES at Hong Kong!" I screamed, as Nobby beat both of their prostrate forms with his handy bike chain, screaming "foookin baaaahhhhstahhds!" with every death-dealing lash!

Well, bros, I have found out that I am no longer welcome in the dojo. They're jealous, because I proved that brute strength triumphs over 'martial arts'!!
Bastards!!
 
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I'm BANNED from MCDONALD'S!!!!
Brothers,

Lately, I have been having problems with my temper. As I outlined in 'Roid Rage', I had an incident at Church which really made me wonder- am I indeed a bit edgy?
Lately, at McDonald's, another distressing incident occurred.

The other evening, after finishing a brutal workout, Nobby and I staggered out of the gym. Bent bars, snapped cables, holes in the floor from where a bar loaded with 800 pounds had been dropped off of my back at the end of a set of squats, all indicated that truly Herculean efforts had been made by Nobby and I. Time for the post workout meal!
The line up at McDonald's was frightening. Nobby and I entered, and he commented on the crowd. "Watch and learn, Nobby old chap" I remarked, and then I shoved my way up to the front of the line, tossing folk aside and glaring down those who grumbled, before triumphantly reaching the counter. Nobby followed, chain in hand, lest any troublemakers try to protest. "We have to eat NOW, Nobby...our muscles are shrinking, for God's sake!" I cried.
Our turn came to order.
"Good evening, Sir, and what can I get you?" the cashier asked.
"Everything".
"Er..excuse me, Sir? What do you mean by 'everything'?" the pimple-faced punk asked.
"EVERYTHING!!!" I roared, gesturing to the entire array of hamburgers, fries, pies, etc., in front of us. "And make it ****ing quick, sunshine" I snapped. Nobby's glare persuaded the terrified boy to quickly begin piling every piece of food in sight onto trays- heaps of various burgers, pies, scoops and scoops of fries...etc, etc.
The waiting was too much- Nobby grabbed a 'Happy Meal' from the hands of a little boy and wolfed down the contents- not even bothering to unwrap the hamburger. As the young lad sniffled, I reprimanded Nobby "You bastard! Get the child something to make him feel better!". Nobby lumbered over to the plastic 'Happy Meal' toy display case, showing all 5 toys available to be collected, punched a hole in it, ripped it off the wall and handed the young lad the 5 toys that had been displayed within. He then punched a lady in the face, snatched her take-out bag, and handed it to the happy lad. "Well done, Nobby- your kindness indeed overrunneth!" I commended him.

Our food took 5 or 6 trips to bring it all to the 3 tables we occupied, and soon we were eating our way through a mountain of food, stopping occasionally to take a swig of whiskey from the bottle I had brought in under my coat.
Some time later, our hands shaking in effort to force feed ourselves, we finally managed to eat the last bit of food. I stood up, and reeled back- well, it wouldn't be the first time I had eaten until I was sick, but brothers, we Warriors suffer the pain!
As Nobby and I staggered out, the manager called us over. "Gentlemen, we just can't have you coming in here next time and..." he wasn't quite finished when, with a "'BLAAAARRRRGGHH!!!" I vomited all over him and, staggering over to the front counter, vomited all over it as well! I needed to replace those lost calories, and seizing a tray of french fries, I threw down a few bills and headed out.
The manager followed us, informing us that he had called the police, and was quickly silenced by a blow from Nobby's fist. As we drove off, several police cars pulled in to the McDonald's parking lot, one of them running over the unconscious manager!

Brothers- is it me- or those McDonald's employees? Aren't they supposed to always smile, for God's sake
 
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Okay I hate to get into these what if arguments, but I saw a documentary on HOgan once and many of the wrestlers said they really could have beat his ass very quickly in a real go because he was big and slow.
Arnold on the other had lots of boxing experience..I say arnold would have whipped his ass in no time at all.
 
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Originally posted by BigCountry
Okay I hate to get into these what if arguments, but I saw a documentary on HOgan once and many of the wrestlers said they really could have beat his ass very quickly in a real go because he was big and slow.
Arnold on the other had lots of boxing experience..I say arnold would have whipped his ass in no time at all.


ok. hold the phone. i have to interrupt here. general i am used to posting these and some are really good. serial's ones he posts r funnier. but i am lost for words here.

bigcountry? did you just make a post that had more then 2 words in it? wow.

i am impressed.

and generel, you search for me high and low. you troll looking for me, stalk me on GLB. then i say you know what. i'm gonna just come here so you don't have to search for me. and you don't even say hi lol. man. some people.
 
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Originally posted by Devin00
Originally posted by BigCountry

Okay I hate to get into these what if arguments, but I saw a documentary on HOgan once and many of the wrestlers said they really could have beat his ass very quickly in a real go because he was big and slow.
Arnold on the other had lots of boxing experience..I say arnold would have whipped his ass in no time at all.


ok. hold the phone. i have to interrupt here. general i am used to posting these and some are really good. serial's ones he posts r funnier. but i am lost for words here.

bigcountry? did you just make a post that had more then 2 words in it? wow.

i am impressed.

and generel, you search for me high and low. you troll looking for me, stalk me on GLB. then i say you know what. i'm gonna just come here so you don't have to search for me. and you don't even say hi lol. man. some people.


sup Devin, whats good?
 
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