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Originally posted by meathead013
Meathead's Prime Time Live Halftime Recap

Around the League for Week 3

Scoregasms lost to the Mole-Rats 10-3 in a shocking defensive battle
- you two have some of the best offensive talent in the league. wtf happened?!
- hey QB Rifleman: Chuck Connors weeps
- 370 yds between ya, 21 punts. id say more but i zzzzzzzzzzzz ...

The Marauders get salaudered by Omaha 27-3
- SD what are you doing letting a TE rumble/stumble 58 yds for a TD?!
- Jake why are you taking so many snaps? after all Zach has a QB rating of 7
- Even Jesus H couldnt cure that level of lameness

The Rangers Quarantine Chattanooga 47-0
- of course it was due to QB Meatwards first start and all 11 of his pass attempts
- i didnt even think it was possible to have 3 100 yd rushers (ok 2.975 picky)
- dont tell anybody but DE Austin leads the league in sacks and wears my little pony underwear

Anchorage freezes Albuquerque 31-3
- is it possible for two teams to be farther apart geographically?
- famous last Albuquerque words: 3-0 ... woo hoo we're winning!
- hey Loves 2Spooge: thats stuffs slippery when wet y'know

Reno 911 locks up Hyborian Divine Messengers 24-24
- the Scoregasms and Mole-Rats offer you guys 1000 flex points for 400 yards gained
- hey Rip: WAKE UP AND SMELL THE DEFENSIVE BACKS
- can somebody please check and see if Der Kleine Fluß is wearing a Whizzonator

Next Weeks (ok Two Days) Interesting Matchups:

3-0 Naked Mole-Rats take on the 2-1 Denver Stallions
- the Stallions are doing it with mirrors so far
- will the Rats show them their reflection?

3-0 Rangers host the 1-1-1 Barbarians, err, Messengers
- the Barby defense is strong up the middle but can they tackle a three-headed RB?
- could you set your entire defense to run focus so Meatwards can train on intense for two days? thanks

the rest of the 3-0 teams have cake opponents and will enjoy their desserts

this is awsome, but dont forget about the bruins

Hey all. Owner of the Furburgers here. Nice to see this going on. Good luck!

Great game plan Dogs. That Defense of your shut down my offense and rthen you wore my defense down. I tried to mix up my game plan and it failed. I look forward to maybe seeing you guys in the playoffs.

ANd I was right to lose sleep over that D of yours.

Thanks Grebo. Your balanced attack concerned me so I wasn't sure what to expect. I'm not looking forward to seeing you in the playoffs just because I don't want to face your balanced offense again!

Sup guys...Tampa Vipers here. Only one loss to the Renegades...which was unfortunate, seeing a level 12/13 added a few hours before the game, amongst other guys in a BBB. But ah well...2 game win streak since then.

Oakyville Nungas reporting for duty

tlads-owner of Oakyville Nungas

Originally posted by meathead013

- can somebody please check and see if Der Kleine Fluß is wearing a Whizzonator

this one was my fav

thats some funny ass shit right there

Owner of the Reno911 here. Our K has been running laps since the end of the game.

My Kingdom for a 25 yarder!!!!

In the spirit of sports reporting I've devised a questionnaire for the owners. Hopefully I get a good response so I might be able to make some creative interviews to post.

http://glbforums.themmolabs.com/index.php?topic=15.0

Anchorage choked the first game due to a QB Controversy, I saw it coming.

So far, It hasn't been an issue since.

And you guys are right, Naptime needs some glue on his gloves, dropping those damn passes like that on his way to 8 catches for 80 yards and a TD. :\

You aren't the only WR dropping passes though. The entire league seems to be filled with them.

Chevy Brooks prefers to just pick dandelions in "right field/right outside linebacker".... his 3 tackles in 3 games is less than stellar.

I think he has a signing bonus hang over.

I think Scotty Thunder could use some of that same glue. Farrrr too many dropped passes for my liking.

OK, gearing up for the next game vs Reno 911. And the owner over there looks strangely familiar....

Originally posted by Lef Grebo
And the owner over there looks strange....

Fixed that for ya.