Warrior General Games

Originally posted by badhands
Ah, still my favorite GLB post of all time. Gotta love it.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2384894 > this thread tbqh

Originally posted by Asian_Sensation
http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2384894 > this thread tbqh

Was just talking about this one the other day lol

Both classics imo

lol.

I'll admit, I've seen this bumped a few times but never read it since I figured it was a typical post. But, I read the OP, and the stuff about the WR and QB being garbage caught my attention. So I read it a few more times, and then 'figured it out'. But, I had to read a few replies to confirm lol

Originally posted by Piemaster
Okay, this probably sounds like I'm whining, but I'm not. Everybody needs to know that this game is seriously rigged!

My team went 16-0 in the regular season. My offense was totally dominant and my defense was pretty good too. I have the best QB in the league (everybody in the league thinks this) and my stud WR put up the best numbers in the game. Most of our games were just complete blowouts, with only a few teams even able to get anywhere near us. No joke, lots of people thought we were the best team in the game ever!

So anyway, we get to the playoffs and stroll through the prelimilary games getting us to the championship. To be honest, all the best teams are in our conference, and the only two teams in the other conference who were half good choked and got knocked out. The team we ended up playing were terrible. Seriously, before the start of the season nobody thought they would even make the playoffs. They had somehow scraped into the playoffs and then scraped through all their playoff games. We were better than them in every department.

And yet somehow we lost!

I can't believe it I am in shock. Our offense which was absolutely awesome all season was just terrible, we only scored 14 points in the whole match! The game is obviously rigged because there is no way that a team can go from being that good to that bad overnight. The absolute worst thing, the absolute clincher, is that we were still in the lead in the 4th quarter. Then their quarterback (who is rubbish) just throws some ridiculous pass and their receiver (who is REALLY rubbish) makes some ridiculous catch for a first down and then they score and it's over.

COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RIGGED!

I don't see why I should play this game any more. The best teams are clearly cheated out of games by whoever the powers that be 'want' to win the game. Probably the best team this game has ever seen managed to lose a championship game that they should never have lost in a million years because of it. I have lost all enthusiasm and, to be honest, after reading this so should you.

Thanks for reading

Bill B

wait a second I finally got this thread.

it's about the patriots.

Originally posted by Staz
lol.

I'll admit, I've seen this bumped a few times but never read it since I figured it was a typical post. But, I read the OP, and the stuff about the WR and QB being garbage caught my attention. So I read it a few more times, and then 'figured it out'. But, I had to read a few replies to confirm lol

yeah lol that was the part that tipped me off too

+1

Originally posted by Piemaster
As an amateur psychologist, I find it interesting that none of the first 10 people to reply (including an admin and 2 mods) got the joke and eventually worked it out slowly with a form of group-think. Yet once the cat was out the bag, about 50% of people claimed not to have been fooled for a second.

Strange things forums...

this can also be explained by:

the people least inclined to read it slowly and think things out were the most inclined to post quickly

Originally posted by Asian_Sensation

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2384894 > this thread tbqh

Best suggestion ever.

Originally posted by Darkstrand
wait a second I finally got this thread.

it's about the patriots.



A six month joke bomb. Well done piemaster, you fooled the mouth breathers.

It was an obvious reference to the Patriots from day 1.

Are we now at the stage where we are getting sarcastic replies to sarcastic replies of the original parody?

Originally posted by Maddoc
And to this day the thread is still fooling people

Priceless

It's because it's easy to keep it going.

Originally posted by Piemaster
Okay, this probably sounds like I'm whining, but I'm not. Everybody needs to know that this game is seriously rigged!

My team went 16-0 in the regular season. My offense was totally dominant and my defense was pretty good too. I have the best QB in the league (everybody in the league thinks this) and my stud WR put up the best numbers in the game. Most of our games were just complete blowouts, with only a few teams even able to get anywhere near us. No joke, lots of people thought we were the best team in the game ever!

So anyway, we get to the playoffs and stroll through the prelimilary games getting us to the championship. To be honest, all the best teams are in our conference, and the only two teams in the other conference who were half good choked and got knocked out. The team we ended up playing were terrible. Seriously, before the start of the season nobody thought they would even make the playoffs. They had somehow scraped into the playoffs and then scraped through all their playoff games. We were better than them in every department.

And yet somehow we lost!

I can't believe it I am in shock. Our offense which was absolutely awesome all season was just terrible, we only scored 14 points in the whole match! The game is obviously rigged because there is no way that a team can go from being that good to that bad overnight. The absolute worst thing, the absolute clincher, is that we were still in the lead in the 4th quarter. Then their quarterback (who is rubbish) just throws some ridiculous pass and their receiver (who is REALLY rubbish) makes some ridiculous catch for a first down and then they score and it's over.

COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RIGGED!

I don't see why I should play this game any more. The best teams are clearly cheated out of games by whoever the powers that be 'want' to win the game. Probably the best team this game has ever seen managed to lose a championship game that they should never have lost in a million years because of it. I have lost all enthusiasm and, to be honest, after reading this so should you.

Thanks for reading

Bill B

WOW get over it.. its seasons 13... I cant believe you would post this.. bort is doing a great job.. this is such a BS post.. GLB WAT.... F you for accusing this game.. its totally fair season in and out......























yes i know its a decade old post

Ah, the classic is back for more I see. Epic thread is Epic.