Originally posted by RayRay99
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And it's goodbye to A&M.

IF your A.D. wasn't full of butt-hurt pussies we would still be playing
IF you wanted to go to the SEC they wouldn't have had you, and with us there now it will never happen
IF I was at ESPN, I would be exercising our out clause on the failed LHN
IF I was driving on the same road as Augie, I would turn around for fear of my life
IF I had a time machine, I would let you borrow it to revel in past accomplishments and deflect the sips' recent failures
IF I were you, I would be ashamed the sips will place no higher than 3rd next season in the Mountain We...er...Big ?
Why would we want to play atm? When you're finished taking a dump you don't keep the turd no matter how long it's been with you, you flush it. Consider yourself flushed.
You are right about one thing, with you guys in the SEC there is no way that we'll end up over there...once atm rises to their typical level of mediocrity/irrelevancy the SEC's gonna sober up and be sorely disappointed when the beer goggles come off and they find that the babe they picked up looks a whole lot like Zach Galifianakis in drag. Who wants to get into the middle of that mess?
IF you were at ESPN, you'd be cleaning toilets and staying 50 yards away from all female personnel as directed in your restraining order...
Why is it every aggie, at some point in their post, uses the phrase "butt-hurt"? Is that what you're checking for at home games when you all lean over and place your head just behind the butt of the person in front of you? I thought that was just your way of greeting each other.
Texas Fight, Texas Fight,
And it's goodbye to A&M.

IF your A.D. wasn't full of butt-hurt pussies we would still be playing
IF you wanted to go to the SEC they wouldn't have had you, and with us there now it will never happen
IF I was at ESPN, I would be exercising our out clause on the failed LHN
IF I was driving on the same road as Augie, I would turn around for fear of my life
IF I had a time machine, I would let you borrow it to revel in past accomplishments and deflect the sips' recent failures
IF I were you, I would be ashamed the sips will place no higher than 3rd next season in the Mountain We...er...Big ?
Why would we want to play atm? When you're finished taking a dump you don't keep the turd no matter how long it's been with you, you flush it. Consider yourself flushed.
You are right about one thing, with you guys in the SEC there is no way that we'll end up over there...once atm rises to their typical level of mediocrity/irrelevancy the SEC's gonna sober up and be sorely disappointed when the beer goggles come off and they find that the babe they picked up looks a whole lot like Zach Galifianakis in drag. Who wants to get into the middle of that mess?
IF you were at ESPN, you'd be cleaning toilets and staying 50 yards away from all female personnel as directed in your restraining order...
Why is it every aggie, at some point in their post, uses the phrase "butt-hurt"? Is that what you're checking for at home games when you all lean over and place your head just behind the butt of the person in front of you? I thought that was just your way of greeting each other.





























