Warrior General Games

Top 6 players from the Bucs(in no specific order):

HB/KR-JoJo Damonkeyboy: Has the most yards/TDs for the amount of touches he gets. And hes our back up! He also had the most KR yds and KR TDs in the West.

K-Two Leftfeet: Has the highest FG percentatge in the West. 28/30 FGM = 93% 10/10 from 30-39 and 9/11 from 40-49.

CB-Buddy Hiccsom: 41 PDs(most in the west), 2 Int and 3 FFum.

LOLB-Buster Black: 62 tackles, 17 PDs and 4 Int. Has the most Ints of any LB in the West.

OT- Pancake Williams: Most Pancakes in the West with 146(probably would have been the whole league if it weren't for all those fools in the east getting to rape Michigan once a week). And hes a tackle. Everyone knows Guards get more pancakes than tackles.

MLB-Dave "The Wave" Johnson: Dave may not have the top stats in every category, but hes all over the place. A solid 61 tackles, 9 hry, 3 sck, 2 PD, 2 FFum and 1 Safety(love that one ).

Top Players from the Sioux Falls Storm:

Offensively, we undoubtedly had the best Center in the league this year with Tommy Pickles. He had 98 pancakes. The next closest center in the conference had 49. Two centers in the Eastern conference had more cakes with 102 and 101 but, as Morphius said above, they had a team to kick around and boost the stats.

Defensively, I have three of our players to bring to the voter's attention.

Brandon Flowers (CB) had 62 tackles with only 1 missed. He also had 2 tfl, 8 interceptions, 1 Int TD and 1 Def TD, 35 pass deflections and 1 recovered fumble.

Darrel Greens (CB) had 77 tackles with only 3 missed. He also had 1 tfl, 2 interceptions and 35 pass deflections.

Chris Marino (FS) had 54 tackles, 2 interceptions, 1 Int TD and 1 Def TD, 14 pass deflections, 3 forced fumbles and 2 fumble recoveries.

Silver Shock gives you

QB: HotPotato Harry (League leading QB)
HB: Louie Ray
FB: Rufus Roughcut
TE: Blue Tortilla
OT: RoadKill Ricky
WR: Touche Turtle (number 2 of the human receivers)
WR: Flower Girl (number 4 of the human receivers)


DE: Redheaded Fred
LB: French Wallop (3rd most tackles with 143 and only 15 missed tackles)
CB: Betty Boop
CB: Jacoby Skills
SS: Slackjaw Yokul
FS: Ford Tractor


KR: Glen Taylor

A few names from the Shadowblades.

RG Xavier Octavio: 95 Pancakes in only 41 Plays/Game
LG Barney Cruise 79 Pancakes in 40 P/G
#s 5 and 13 in the Conference on significantly fewer plays.

LB Ugo Fucov: 114 Tackles, 4 Hurries, 2 Sacks, 13 PD, 2 FF
LB Eddie "Venom" Brock: 108 Tackles, 1 Hurry, 3 PD, 2 INT, 3 FF, 2 FR
FS Ray Tango: 89 Tackles, 22 PD, 2 INT, 2 FF (#1 FS in tackles)

Sioux Falls Storm All Star Votes:

QB: Austin Crabtree, Death Valley Vikings
HB: Allen Schmidt, Rapid City Rushmores
FB: Norm Blitz, Chicago Maroons
TE: Tim Tindall Jr, Pittsburgh Highlanders
OT: Pancake Williams, Caprica Buccaneers
OT: Bruce Strongarm, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
OG: Ham Chowder, Death Valley Vikings
OG: Xavier Octavio, Death Valley Shadowblades
C: Toofat Torun, Caprica Buccaneers
WR: Touche Turtle, San Diego Silver Shock
WR: Erik M Vos, Midwest Mayhem

DT: Kaythan Edonidd, Rapid City Rushmores
DT: Ballbraker McRunstuff, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
DE: Stinky McStinkstink, Rapid City Rushmores
DE: Brogan Thorr, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
LB: George Healey, Chicago Maroons
LB: William Braskey, Rapid City Rushmores
LB: Worlda Hurt, Anchorage Wolves
CB: Doc Ribbons, Midwest Mayhem
CB: Jim Johncock, Death Valley Vikings
SS: Leroy Killa, Chicago Maroons
FS: Ray Tango, Death Valley Shadowblades


K: Twoo Leftfeet, Caprica Buccaneers
P: Lil Legs, San Jose SkyForce

KR: Cptn. Jack Sparrow, Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
PR: Dee Quick, Anchorage Wolves

My nominees from Rocky Mountain Thunder

QB HotPotato Harry
RB Allen Schmidt
WR Carter Johnson
DE Stinky McStinkstink
SS Russ Long
OT Pancake Williams
G Ham Chowder

USMC's ballot

QB: Austin Crabtree - Death Valley Vikings
HB: Alan Schmidt - Rapid City Rushmores
FB: I will PWN You - DVDTalk Otters
TE: Jeffry Nothing - Death Valley Vikings
OT: Pancake Williams - Caprica Buccaneers
OT: Block Wall - Anchorage wolves
OG: Ham Chowder - Death Valley Vikings
OG: Xavier Octavio - Death Valley Shadowblades
C: Tommy Pickles - Sioux Falls Storm
WR: Carter Johnson - DVDTalk Otters
WR: Touche Turtle - San Diego Silver Shock

DT: Kaythan Edonidd - Rapid City Rushmores
DT: B Bax2 - Rocky Mountain Thunder
DE: Stinky McStinkstink - Rapid City Rushmores
DE: Lars Tarkas - DVDTalk Otters
LB: Lt. Impaler - Midwest Mayhem
LB: George Healey - Chicago Maroons
LB: French Wallop - San Diego Silver Shock
CB: Zippy O'Callahan - Rapid City Rushmores
CB: Shane Crabtree - Death Valley Vikings
SS: Matt Lapolla - San Jose Skyforce
FS: Eddie Edgarson - DVDTalk Otters

K: Twoo Leftfeet - Caprica Buccaneers
P: Justin Samuelson - Chicago Maroons

KR: JoJo Damonkeyboy - Caprica Buccaneers
PR John Loo - Death Valley Vikings

I have to say I eliminated anyone from Honolulu just on general principles. Their roster has always looked shady to me, but it sticks out with all the inactives. If I'm wrong, I apologize.

Originally posted by Baustin
USMC's ballot

QB: Austin Crabtree - Death Valley Vikings
HB: Alan Schmidt - Rapid City Rushmores
FB: I will PWN You - DVDTalk Otters
TE: Jeffry Nothing - Death Valley Vikings
OT: Pancake Williams - Caprica Buccaneers
OT: Block Wall - Anchorage wolves
OG: Ham Chowder - Death Valley Vikings
OG: Xavier Octavio - Death Valley Shadowblades
C: Tommy Pickles - Sioux Falls Storm
WR: Carter Johnson - DVDTalk Otters
WR: Touche Turtle - San Diego Silver Shock

DT: Kaythan Edonidd - Rapid City Rushmores
DT: B Bax2 - Rocky Mountain Thunder
DE: Stinky McStinkstink - Rapid City Rushmores
DE: Lars Tarkas - DVDTalk Otters
LB: Lt. Impaler - Midwest Mayhem
LB: George Healey - Chicago Maroons
LB: French Wallop - San Diego Silver Shock
CB: Zippy O'Callahan - Rapid City Rushmores
CB: Shane Crabtree - Death Valley Vikings
SS: Matt Lapolla - San Jose Skyforce
FS: Eddie Edgarson - DVDTalk Otters

K: Twoo Leftfeet - Caprica Buccaneers
P: Justin Samuelson - Chicago Maroons

KR: JoJo Damonkeyboy - Caprica Buccaneers
PR John Loo - Death Valley Vikings

I have to say I eliminated anyone from Honolulu just on general principles. Their roster has always looked shady to me, but it sticks out with all the inactives. If I'm wrong, I apologize.
Love it pwn gets the vote and hes not even the starter

pwn = most selfish player in BBB
if there is an award for that, he should have it locked up
he only comes into the game if the ball is on the edge of the goal line.. and he hogs all the touchdowns!

I realize it's only because the goal line play puts your starter in as the 3rd TE.

I don't have the time or inclination to watch replays to find the best blocking FB, and nobody stood out in yardage or pancakes, but 21 TD's stands out.

If you score almost 28% of the times you touch the ball, you're important to an offense.

If you adjusted your depth chart, the starter would have the yards and TD's. He'd be a lock next year.

I've yet to nominate my picks. Sorry it's taking so long. I'll get this out ASAP.

The problem with this process is that people are looking purely at stats.

For example, my G moved from LG to RG, which naturally reduced his pancakes. But with his very high SPD, AGL, and VIS, he's been able to make a huge impact on the team by dropping off his double team, sprint across the pocket, and pick up other guys to prevent sacks. Here's an example: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=97027&pbp_id=4712997

Another problem with pure stats is something like Carter Johnson. His stats are universally worse than the #1 WR, but because the #1 WR gets double teamed and pulls stronger CB, Carter puts up nice stats.

Then there's PWN, who gets voted in over better backs because, for some reason, the simulation always gives him the ball on goal downs, leading to a ridiculous number of TDs, even though he's not that good.

The problem is that unless you're going to watch every game and see everything going on, voting it a waste. We already have league-leader charts, so let's leave it to that.

Originally posted by matta
The problem with this process is that people are looking purely at stats.

For example, my G moved from LG to RG, which naturally reduced his pancakes. But with his very high SPD, AGL, and VIS, he's been able to make a huge impact on the team by dropping off his double team, sprint across the pocket, and pick up other guys to prevent sacks. Here's an example: http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=97027&pbp_id=4712997

Another problem with pure stats is something like Carter Johnson. His stats are universally worse than the #1 WR, but because the #1 WR gets double teamed and pulls stronger CB, Carter puts up nice stats.

Then there's PWN, who gets voted in over better backs because, for some reason, the simulation always gives him the ball on goal downs, leading to a ridiculous number of TDs, even though he's not that good.

The problem is that unless you're going to watch every game and see everything going on, voting it a waste. We already have league-leader charts, so let's leave it to that.



Dude, your taking this way too serious, it's just for fun man, you aren't missing a free trip to honolulu.

Originally posted by rogerdyates

Dude, your taking this way too serious, it's just for fun man, you aren't missing a free trip to honolulu.

Actually, I don't really care. I'm just pointing out the pointlessness of these posts. I mostly cited my own team because I can see the stats. People just look at the league leaders and pick #1 and #2, making this whole exercise pointless.

Honestly, I think it's a huge pain in the ass. This is the only league I bother voting in, and I only do it for my team.

There is no way I'm going to spend more time on it. It already takes 3X as long as I'd like.