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Originally posted by Novus
What are you, a cow-ard?!?
No... just another Cow Orker.
What are you, a cow-ard?!?
No... just another Cow Orker.
I have no idea why there's so much angus't in this thread. Sounds like you have a real beef with some of the language being used. Some of these puns are so sick you might need a guernsey to wheel it into the hospital. So fill yer whole-steins up and have a drink with me to the wunnerful world of pun-ishment.
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
I have no idea why there's so much angus't in this thread. Sounds like you have a real beef with some of the language being used. Some of these puns are so sick you might need a guernsey to wheel it into the hospital. So fill yer whole-steins up and have a drink with me to the wunnerful world of pun-ishment.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
I have no idea why there's so much angus't in this thread. Sounds like you have a real beef with some of the language being used. Some of these puns are so sick you might need a guernsey to wheel it into the hospital. So fill yer whole-steins up and have a drink with me to the wunnerful world of pun-ishment.
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Edited by Novus on Mar 16, 2020 22:48:45
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Originally posted by Novus
It's not "coronavirus." It's COVID-19.
Coronavirus is an entire, huge category of viruses that includes many forms of the common cold, in addition to more severe and mutated strains such as SARS, MERS, and COVID-19. COVID-19 is the particular strain of mutated coronavirus that began in Wuhan, China and is now spreading worldwide.
Saying "coronavirus" when you mean "COVID-19" is like saying "pizza" when you mean "pineapple-and-anchovy pizza," or like saying "car" when you mean "red 2020 Ford Taurus," or like saying "cat" when you mean "tiger." A tiger is a type of cat, but most cats are not tigers. A tiger is a hell of a lot more dangerous than a cat, so calling a tiger a "cat" when it's on the loose in a city is dangerously vague.
Sorry, this has been bugging me for the past month. But people widely calling it "coronavirus" is what leads to idiots googling "coronavirus" and then saying shit on Facebook like "CORONAVIRUS IS JUST THE COMMON COLD, PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE LYING TO YOU TO GET YOU TO PANIC SO THEY CAN CONTROL YOU!!!1!" And then some other idiot reads that and believes it, ignores their symptoms when they develop a mild case of COVID-19, and passes it on to 20 other people -- including, hypothetically, someone with asthma, or someone fighting off lung cancer, or an 80-year-old grandmother.
Please, everyone... it's called COVID-19. Don't let misinformation literally kill people.
so does coronavirus scare you? did you buy toilet paper?
It's not "coronavirus." It's COVID-19.
Coronavirus is an entire, huge category of viruses that includes many forms of the common cold, in addition to more severe and mutated strains such as SARS, MERS, and COVID-19. COVID-19 is the particular strain of mutated coronavirus that began in Wuhan, China and is now spreading worldwide.
Saying "coronavirus" when you mean "COVID-19" is like saying "pizza" when you mean "pineapple-and-anchovy pizza," or like saying "car" when you mean "red 2020 Ford Taurus," or like saying "cat" when you mean "tiger." A tiger is a type of cat, but most cats are not tigers. A tiger is a hell of a lot more dangerous than a cat, so calling a tiger a "cat" when it's on the loose in a city is dangerously vague.
Sorry, this has been bugging me for the past month. But people widely calling it "coronavirus" is what leads to idiots googling "coronavirus" and then saying shit on Facebook like "CORONAVIRUS IS JUST THE COMMON COLD, PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE LYING TO YOU TO GET YOU TO PANIC SO THEY CAN CONTROL YOU!!!1!" And then some other idiot reads that and believes it, ignores their symptoms when they develop a mild case of COVID-19, and passes it on to 20 other people -- including, hypothetically, someone with asthma, or someone fighting off lung cancer, or an 80-year-old grandmother.
Please, everyone... it's called COVID-19. Don't let misinformation literally kill people.
so does coronavirus scare you? did you buy toilet paper?
Edited by IAMKING on Mar 17, 2020 14:46:37
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Originally posted by IAMKING
so does coronavirus scare you? did you buy toilet paper?
No, we have not increased our toilet paper purchases. I'm trying to be part of the solution, not part of the problem.
so does coronavirus scare you? did you buy toilet paper?
No, we have not increased our toilet paper purchases. I'm trying to be part of the solution, not part of the problem.
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