I love this site... here we are, spending actual time, trying to craft the PERFECT dirty limerick about Robert Kraft's legal troubles. 
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All jokes aside, in the end it doesn't matter that he's the owner of the Patriots... he could be ANY team owner for all that this matters... no, in the end he's just yet another super wealthy person that will likely get off from doing any time for breaking the law. If any of us were caught in that sting, we'd be scraping together money we really need to hire a low-level lawyer in the faint hopes we might get lucky and get probation at best with a huge fine and probably a lot of Community Service and lord know what else. He'll likely skate with some $ put into certain local establishments and politician's campaign pockets, make some speech about how he'll start a foundation to help sex traffic victims and how sorry he is, then disappear with a slap on the wrist. F*ck this legal system. 
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Wow, Theo, you're grumpy about this story. You know what you need?
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Better painkillers to help you recover from that chainsaw accident.
What? What did you think I was gonna suggest?
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Better painkillers to help you recover from that chainsaw accident.
What? What did you think I was gonna suggest?
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
All jokes aside, in the end it doesn't matter that he's the owner of the Patriots... he could be ANY team owner for all that this matters... no, in the end he's just yet another super wealthy person that will likely get off from doing any time for breaking the law. If any of us were caught in that sting, we'd be scraping together money we really need to hire a low-level lawyer in the faint hopes we might get lucky and get probation at best with a huge fine and probably a lot of Community Service and lord know what else. He'll likely skate with some $ put into certain local establishments and politician's campaign pockets, make some speech about how he'll start a foundation to help sex traffic victims and how sorry he is, then disappear with a slap on the wrist. F*ck this legal system.
Yeah, and so far as the NFL goes, I remember a couple years back here
the Browns signed a FA LB- can't remember his name, before he played a game for us
he got busted in beachwood soliciting a prostitute (whom i assume wasn't a human-trafficked slave)
and he was subsequently off the team with a lengthy suspension from the league to boot, I'm sure...
I just can't see how the NFL will carry on w/ him running the team; it'll be constantly mentioned whenever
he's near the cameras or spotlight really until he dies it won't be forgotten. I'd expect at some point
soon he will decide to 'step down' as managing owner of the team and pass it on to his children.
All jokes aside, in the end it doesn't matter that he's the owner of the Patriots... he could be ANY team owner for all that this matters... no, in the end he's just yet another super wealthy person that will likely get off from doing any time for breaking the law. If any of us were caught in that sting, we'd be scraping together money we really need to hire a low-level lawyer in the faint hopes we might get lucky and get probation at best with a huge fine and probably a lot of Community Service and lord know what else. He'll likely skate with some $ put into certain local establishments and politician's campaign pockets, make some speech about how he'll start a foundation to help sex traffic victims and how sorry he is, then disappear with a slap on the wrist. F*ck this legal system.
Yeah, and so far as the NFL goes, I remember a couple years back here
the Browns signed a FA LB- can't remember his name, before he played a game for us
he got busted in beachwood soliciting a prostitute (whom i assume wasn't a human-trafficked slave)
and he was subsequently off the team with a lengthy suspension from the league to boot, I'm sure...
I just can't see how the NFL will carry on w/ him running the team; it'll be constantly mentioned whenever
he's near the cameras or spotlight really until he dies it won't be forgotten. I'd expect at some point
soon he will decide to 'step down' as managing owner of the team and pass it on to his children.
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I paid for a bj in college once, and didn't see a day of jail time. Olive Garden can be a big investment, but unlimited breadsticks made it worth it.
If you had 6 rings on your hands, you'd probably pay for someone else to do it too.
Originally posted by Novus
Wow, Theo, you're grumpy about this story. You know what you need?
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Better painkillers to help you recover from that chainsaw accident.
What? What did you think I was gonna suggest?
Yeah... more than that making me a touch grumpy. Furnace motor conked out on Saturday night. It's 3 degrees out. I'm spending all the firewood right now to keep pipes from freezing (along with my ass). Will get fixed today. I've had it with winter. Nuke the f*cker and let's get back to summer. NOW DAMMIT.
Oh... and move this thread to Politics... it jumped the shark about 3 days ago.
Wow, Theo, you're grumpy about this story. You know what you need?
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Better painkillers to help you recover from that chainsaw accident.
What? What did you think I was gonna suggest?
Yeah... more than that making me a touch grumpy. Furnace motor conked out on Saturday night. It's 3 degrees out. I'm spending all the firewood right now to keep pipes from freezing (along with my ass). Will get fixed today. I've had it with winter. Nuke the f*cker and let's get back to summer. NOW DAMMIT. Oh... and move this thread to Politics... it jumped the shark about 3 days ago.
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Haven't seen any videos yet. I suspect unless you actually see the happy ending, he's going to skate. So what if he likes getting massages from hot Asian chicks? I wouldn't assume every massuse is a human trafficking victim.
I suspect with pockets that deep, he could turn around and file a suit against Fla. Police for slander. Fear of that expensive legal battle could be enough to make charges disappear.
The President of the U.S. was nailing a porn star, and bribed her to go away. Nothing is going to happen. Too much money involved. If anything was going to happen, it would have by now.
I suspect with pockets that deep, he could turn around and file a suit against Fla. Police for slander. Fear of that expensive legal battle could be enough to make charges disappear.
The President of the U.S. was nailing a porn star, and bribed her to go away. Nothing is going to happen. Too much money involved. If anything was going to happen, it would have by now.
Originally posted by Novus
Owch, Theo, that's rough man!
Hope things get better soon.
Furnace fixed. I got HEAT dammit. Finally. Now... somebody call Canada and tell them the next batch of cold air they send to us illegally across the border, we're shipping them all our Illegal immigrants.
Owch, Theo, that's rough man!
Hope things get better soon.Furnace fixed. I got HEAT dammit. Finally. Now... somebody call Canada and tell them the next batch of cold air they send to us illegally across the border, we're shipping them all our Illegal immigrants.
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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
Furnace fixed. I got HEAT dammit. Finally. Now... somebody call Canada and tell them the next batch of cold air they send to us illegally across the border, we're shipping them all our Illegal immigrants.
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right?
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed.
Furnace fixed. I got HEAT dammit. Finally. Now... somebody call Canada and tell them the next batch of cold air they send to us illegally across the border, we're shipping them all our Illegal immigrants.
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right?
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed.
Edited by Sonic on Mar 4, 2019 18:36:48
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Yes, here in a state like Ohio in a city like cleveland that used to have a population of 1.8 mil
and now has about 200K, yes, the last thing we need here is people.
I mean, a bunch of immigrants move in, and maybe we actually get an economy approaching what they have
in NY, or San Fransisco, or Chicago. Yes, even Chicago's economy looks great compared to ohio.
Back when Cleveland was the place to be, we had tons of immigrants moving in. Isn't it much better being a poor city?
Plus, where would they live? I not like everywhere i look i don't see empty and abandoned houses as far as eye can see...
I really don't understand stupid people; i really don't.
and now has about 200K, yes, the last thing we need here is people.
I mean, a bunch of immigrants move in, and maybe we actually get an economy approaching what they have
in NY, or San Fransisco, or Chicago. Yes, even Chicago's economy looks great compared to ohio.
Back when Cleveland was the place to be, we had tons of immigrants moving in. Isn't it much better being a poor city?
Plus, where would they live? I not like everywhere i look i don't see empty and abandoned houses as far as eye can see...
I really don't understand stupid people; i really don't.
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Originally posted by Sonic
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right?
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed.
His fire-breathing dragon burnt down the Wall
and now the night king cometh
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right?
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed.
His fire-breathing dragon burnt down the Wall
and now the night king cometh
Originally posted by Sonic
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right? (you really don't want him up there, do you?)
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed. (Thanks. a couple of cats and momma also very happy.)
First in line is your president yes? He's russian, right? (you really don't want him up there, do you?)
Edit: Good job on getting your fire breathing dragon fixed. (Thanks. a couple of cats and momma also very happy.)
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Originally posted by darncat
Yes, here in a state like Ohio in a city like cleveland that used to have a population of 1.8 mil
and now has about 200K, yes, the last thing we need here is people.
I mean, a bunch of immigrants move in, and maybe we actually get an economy approaching what they have
in NY, or San Fransisco, or Chicago. Yes, even Chicago's economy looks great compared to ohio.
Back when Cleveland was the place to be, we had tons of immigrants moving in. Isn't it much better being a poor city?
Plus, where would they live? I not like everywhere i look i don't see empty and abandoned houses as far as eye can see...
I really don't understand stupid people; i really don't.
You do know it's Cleveland, right? That's the reason no one wants to live there.
https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM
Yes, here in a state like Ohio in a city like cleveland that used to have a population of 1.8 mil
and now has about 200K, yes, the last thing we need here is people.
I mean, a bunch of immigrants move in, and maybe we actually get an economy approaching what they have
in NY, or San Fransisco, or Chicago. Yes, even Chicago's economy looks great compared to ohio.
Back when Cleveland was the place to be, we had tons of immigrants moving in. Isn't it much better being a poor city?
Plus, where would they live? I not like everywhere i look i don't see empty and abandoned houses as far as eye can see...
I really don't understand stupid people; i really don't.
You do know it's Cleveland, right? That's the reason no one wants to live there.
https://youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM
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