Warrior General Games

Post Game 7 Review....................................

Here are the game predictions:
Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. Ultimate Fighting Championship
Well, uuugh..... that was bad. UFC....well....uugh.....hmmmm...... At least we know what a "dirty sanchez" is . GG BDS!!!!


Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. South Side Mafia
Did I say Evil Inc by 2..... I meant South Side Mafia by 14. What???? GG!!!


Graz Grizzlies vs. District 9 Prawns
What happened drewd21???? I said Grizzlies by 20.... not 59!!! Well everyone expected a blowout. Ok well.... Give 'em what they want!!!


Cincinnati Shockers vs. E-City Mercenaries
E-City suffering from a severe case of Cin-Shock!!!! Never seen such a bad case before. You wish it was a tie..... That gap is 49 points wide!!! Whew!!! That has got to hurt!!!! Take a day off. Try not to sit down too much. Furthermore Mr. Madmustaff.....that was wrong!!! You cannot beat a team like that in WL!!!! This is Alpha...not Sparta!!!! I should report you. Shocking!! So very shocking!!!


Coxsackie HOOD Hugos vs. Definition of Insanity
Coxsackie by 2 was a spread not to dishearten DoI.......JT. And what excuse does DoI have for this loss.....they were not themselves. Bet they don't even remember being in the HOOD shed. That is just crazy talk if you ask me. DoI, we knew the 6 game gauntlet would not be a cake walk. 3 down, 3 to go. That gauntlet is BRUTAL!!! GG Coxsakie.


STEEL City Mafia vs. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Steel City ran away with this. That is what we all expected. I told you to pray to the SIM god for mercy, but I forgot Irresistible Truth number 5 (Prayers to the SIM GOD will not be heard on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.). Sorry about that.


Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers vs. Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
HHWC on a fizzle streak. Hogwarts said in the post game interview that it was just too much for you guys to handle. The last season stuff, the new season stuff. Take this loss as a bye week. Not a bye-bye week. It was a good game till midway in the third quarter...and then . GG Hogwarts.


OffTopica Miracle vs. Porto People Eaters
Standard prediction had Offtopica by 7. Needed a miracle here Offtopica. And in overtime, one miracle was delivered!!!! GG is all I got as those people eaters were up to no good!!! GL going forward to both teams.


That is all I got. As the season progresses, the write-ups will be a bit more Brutal!!!!
NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!!!
GAME FACE!!!!

Really appreciate these force, well done.

Don't predict E-city wins though, its bad luck...

Such threads greatly improve the game, thanks!

Originally posted by T2
Read to ensure there were no hidden T2 references.

Why I have no idea what you are talking about........

COX!

Originally posted by JT_HOOD
COX!

COX COX!

Game 8

Rank ... OFF ... DEF ... S.o.S. ........ W-L-T Team
1.. ........ 5 ........ 1 ........ 0.347 ........ 7-0...... South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
2.. ........ 1 ........ 8 ........ 0.408 ........ 7-0...... Odessa Mojo
3.. ........ 2 ........ 3 ........ 0.449 ........ 6-1...... Graz Grizzlies
4.. ...... 10 ........ 2 ........ 0.429 ........ 6-1...... Brazilian Dirty Sanchez
5.. ...... 13 ........ 4 ........ 0.490 ........ 5-2...... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated
6.. ........ 7 ........ 7 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... South Side Mafia
7.. ...... 24 ........ 5 ........ 0.531 ........ 5-2...... Orlando Prime Timers
8.. ...... 12 ...... 12 ........ 0.592 ........ 4-3...... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
9.. ...... 14 ...... 20 ........ 0.469 ........ 5-2...... Republic of Benin
10 ...... 22 ...... 11 ........ 0.551 ........ 4-3...... New Orleans Gurupies
11 ........ 9 ...... 26 ........ 0.490 ........ 5-2...... Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
11 ...... 20 ...... 28 ........ 0.490 ........ 4-3...... E-City Mercenaries
11 ........ 3 ...... 24 ........ 0.469 ........ 4-3...... Ultimate Fighting Championship
11 ...... 18 ........ 9 ........ 0.408 ........ 4-3...... STEEL City Mafia
11 ........ 4 ...... 17 ........ 0.531 ........ 3-4...... Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
11 ........ 6 ...... 19 ........ 0.633 ........ 3-4...... Cincinnati Shockers
11 ...... 16 ...... 13 ........ 0.531 ........ 4-3...... Asau Golden Eagles
11 ...... 15 ........ 6 ........ 0.592 ........ 3-4...... Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
11 ...... 19 ...... 15 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Carthage Clash
11 ...... 17 ...... 14 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Venom Dotball Academy
11 ...... 23 ...... 18 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... Nairobi Warthogs
11 ...... 26 ...... 16 ........ 0.571 ........ 3-4...... All The King's Royal Men
11 ...... 11 ...... 10 ........ 0.510 ........ 3-4...... The Dogs of War
11 ........ 8 ...... 27 ........ 0.490 ........ 3-4...... Sunday Funday
25 ...... 28 ...... 21 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... Definition of Insanity
26 ...... 21 ...... 22 ........ 0.531 ........ 2-5...... OffTopica Miracle
27 ...... 29 ...... 25 ........ 0.449 ........ 2-5...... District 9 Prawns
28 ...... 27 ...... 23 ........ 0.510 ........ 2-5...... La Flama Blanca
29 ...... 32 ...... 31 ........ 0.551 ........ 1-6...... The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
30 ...... 25 ...... 29 ........ 0.510 ........ 0-7...... Moose Jaw Roughriders
31 ...... 31 ...... 32 ........ 0.490 ........ 1-6...... Miami Red Hawks
32 ...... 30 ...... 30 ........ 0.367 ........ 1-6...... Porto People Eaters

NEXT WEEK'S MATCHUPS
Exp Score  Matchup
  35 -   11    Brazilian Dirty Sanchez def. E-City Mercenaries
  30 -   16    Graz Grizzlies def. STEEL City Mafia
  33 -   13    Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated def. District 9 Prawns
  38 -   23    South Side Mafia def. Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
  51 -   18    Ultimate Fighting Championship def. Porto People Eaters
  31 -   16    Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry def. Definition of Insanity
  37 -   34    Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers def. Cincinnati Shockers
  28 -   23    OffTopica Miracle def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
  30 -   11    South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice def. Asau Golden Eagles
  34 -   17    Odessa Mojo def. Orlando Prime Timers
  32 -   20    Republic of Benin def. La Flama Blanca
  21 -   21    New Orleans Gurupies ties Carthage Clash
  27 -   16    Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies def. Nairobi Warthogs
  27 -   20    The Dogs of War def. Venom Dotball Academy
  29 -   15    All The King's Royal Men def. The Cult of Personalities, Wu!
  45 -   19    Sunday Funday def. Miami Red Hawks

Game 8 predictions..................


Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. E-City Mercenaries
I think E-City has not fully recovered from last game's CIN-SHOCK!!!! BDS, even though you win, but you do not have to leave a mark. No luv here for the mercs. BDS by 15. T2, , might say a few words for the mercs in the post game review, but I doubt it. I really doubt it.


Graz Grizzlies vs. STEEL City Mafia
The GLB shop just ran out of whoop-ass cans.. Steel City Says they got a secret weapon...... cannot really say for sure but will go with Grizzlies by 3. Sorry Steel City......but the fat lady is still singing!!!! It will be close.



Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. District 9 Prawns
Oh those Prawns........ I really like you guys. And I want to be straight up with you guys....... ..... I got good news and bad news..... First the bad news.... I want to tell you the truth..... but we all know the truth hurts!!!! And this game is gonna WHAMMIE hurt <<WHAM!!!...WHAM!!!....WHAM!!!...WHAM!!!.... >>. The good news is that TRUTHHAMMER says after the first one, you won't feel a thing. Evil inc by 20.



South Side Mafia vs. Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
South Side Mafia coming off an unpredicted win in game 7. Talking all big and bad here. They say Coxsackie is going down. They say JT took the game off and your pants are on the ground. interesting..... The standard prediction says that SSM can back that up. And so do I. Pronounced like a shout out...SOW-UTH SIIIIII-DA!!! by 10. Sorry JT. Really Sorry!!!!


Ultimate Fighting Championship vs. Porto People Eaters
Standard prediction says that UFC still has what it takes to lay this opponent down!!!! But Porto's goal is just to knock you out the playoffs and finalize the end of the "DRIDE" Era. Say what you want porto, but that takes some balls!!!!!! Not even gonna mention last game UFC.....but if I were you I would game plan this one. UFC by 10 but I gotta close my eyes.


Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. Definition of Insanity
Hogwarts gonna lock you guys up in a room with windows that face the wrong way and a door on the ceiling. You will be praying for those little yellow pills then. Nothing to see here....only screams of confusion. BRUTAL PREDICTION HERE!!! Hogwarts by 21.



Cincinnati Shockers vs. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
The Fallen versus the free falling.... The SIM predicts HHWC here. SHOCKING!!!!! Experts say this will be a boring game . No highlights. We want to believe in HHWC, but after last game and the latest CIN-SHOCK episode, we have to re-consider. The Shockers by 3. SHOCKING!!!!! That is my new word. SHOCKING!!!! Simply Shocking!!! Simply very Shocking!!! I was shockingly shocked very!!!!



OffTopica Miracle def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Nothing to see here. It will be a miracle if you don't win here OffTopica. Sorry GlassJaw Roughriders.....gotta call it like we see it. In WL, when you are down, they just pile it on. I don't like it!!! You don't like it!!! JD doesn't think you deserve it!!! But you still gotta take it!!!! OffTopica by 7.




That is all I got!!!! But it seems to be all you can take!!!!

These right here are what makes the league forums good.

Originally posted by gbororats
These right here are what makes the league forums good.

yeah, wish there was more of it in some other leagues.....they are always fun

Game 8 post game review.....................


Brazilian Dirty Sanchez vs. E-City Mercenaries
What'd I say?? BDS, even though you win, you do not have to leave a mark!!! You knew E-City was still in CIN-SHOCK from last game. And what did you do? You left a mark anyway!!!! I said there was no luv here for the Mercs.....but I did not think it was this bad. GG BDS!! Sorry Mercs.


Graz Grizzlies vs. STEEL City Mafia
Sorry Steel City......but the fat lady is still singing!!!! It was close!!!



Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated vs. District 9 Prawns
All we heard was <<WHAM!!!...WHAM!!!....WHAM!!!...WHAM!!!.... >>.
I yelled to the Prawns....Got Outta there!!! Get outta there!!! That was as bad as TruthHammer described. I hope the good news was true!!! Pick yourselves up, pull yourselves off the skewer, then brush off the grill marks, put back on your skin, and re-attach your heads.... Gotta get ready for the next game. Evil Inc, that was just EVIL!!!!! GG!!!!



South Side Mafia vs. Coxsackie HOOD Hugos
South Side Mafia talked some trash for this game. They said Coxsackie would have to take it. Looks like you have to take it losing by 30 points, pants on the ground and all..... Start the shout out..... Pronounced ...SOW-UTH SIIIIII-DA!!! SAY IT!!!! SAY IT!!! GG SSM. And I am still sorry JT. Really Sorry!!!!


Ultimate Fighting Championship vs. Porto People Eaters
Standard prediction says that UFC still has what it takes to lay this opponent down!!!! You did not give out in the 4th quarter; rather you put out in the 4th quarter. but too little too late. Porto was hoping to knock you out the playoffs..and they might have..but..but is it the beginning of the end of the "DPRIDE" Era. I had UFC by 10....still wishing....can I open my eyes now?


Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry vs. Definition of Insanity
Hey DoI, how you like that door on the ceiling? Looks like Hogwarts is running the Insane Asylum now!!!! Magic Mike says this proves nothing!!!! Don't let 'em out Hays23......... move along.... Nothing to see here but some faint screams of confusion. GG!!


Cincinnati Shockers vs. Honolulu Hurricane Wife Carriers
The Fallen versus the free falling.... Shocking!!! Now the Free Falling Faster.... HHWC was number 1 league champion last season..... Long way to fall my friend.... Long way to Fall!!! The Shockers won by 8. Simply, VERY, VERY SHOCKINGLY SHOCKING!!!!!



OffTopica Miracle def. Moose Jaw Roughriders
Nothing to see here. Miracle not needed. Glass jaw was broken as expected. The Roughriders are down....and we must pile it on!!! Did I say that in WL, when you are down, that you still gotta take it!!!! They will still respect you next game!!!




That is all I got!!!! But it seems to be all you can take!!!!