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Dpride59
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I was trying to figure out why everyone around me cheats and does things unethical without me knowing and I figured out why -'because of my unprecedented success as an agent, father, husband, son, human being, athlete, and employee I make everyone around me think that being perfect is possible when in actuality it causes people to cheat and cross the line from time to time in hopes of raising their performance to my level - it also causes 99% of the world to be extremely jealous of me and all the great things that I have accomplished
 
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Originally posted by BDizzle80
My degree in Psychology helps me get a jump on the competition. Also gives me thick skin in the forums when the trolls come out and assists to convince agents to join my teams in the offseason.


From a psychological perspective, is there anyway you could give Jampy therapy, and make him bearable?
 
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Originally posted by Dpride59
I was trying to figure out why everyone around me cheats and does things unethical without me knowing and I figured out why -'because of my unprecedented success as an agent, father, husband, son, human being, athlete, and employee I make everyone around me think that being perfect is possible when in actuality it causes people to cheat and cross the line from time to time in hopes of raising their performance to my level - it also causes 99% of the world to be extremely jealous of me and all the great things that I have accomplished


Might consider putting down the pipe for awhile.
 
Pnthrz1
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I'm a director of a software development. Those skills and a hella lot of humility make GLB fun.
 
dbreeze
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My real job as a male gay prostitute has prepared me for the treatment Catch has given me every time I try to ask a question about how the game works. Y'all figger it out......
 
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Originally posted by Dpride59
because of my unprecedented success as an...husband, son, ...


Easy there Oedipus.

 
Saris
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I'm spherical, have no arms and can run the length of a football field in under 8 seconds thanks to magical pink cleats that I received randomly in the mail.
 
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Originally posted by Saris
I'm spherical, have no arms and can run the length of a football field in under 8 seconds thanks to magical pink cleats that I received randomly in the mail.


IRL offer sent.
 
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Originally posted by Dpride59
it also causes 99% of the world to be extremely jealous of me and all the great things that I have accomplished


first time in my life I am happy to fall into the 1% bracket
 
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I like this thread because dpride pretends he didn't know about the +10 scandal, and then he brags about being able to win WL with a team of dots and agents he got gifted from his GLB bro's getting banned from GLB.
 
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
I like this thread because dpride pretends he shouldn't have been fired for screwing up in RL and then gloats about others being fired. Par for the course.


 
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN
I like this thread because dpride pretends he didn't know about the +10 scandal, and then he brags about being able to win WL with a team of dots and agents he got gifted from his GLB bro's getting banned from GLB.


3 wl titles =/= 0 playoff appearances
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Originally posted by WiSeIVIaN

I like this thread because dpride pretends he shouldn't have been fired for screwing up in RL and then gloats about others being fired. Par for the course.




I build em up
 
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