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need Game 2 update slacker

Originally posted by Homage
need Game 2 update slacker

he waits until the games have simmed so he knows who wins duh

Originally posted by irresistible_force

Plus he possesses the BoomyDTD factor. In case you did not know, this agent makes some great players.




lol

Originally posted by bhall43
he waits until the games have simmed so he knows who wins duh

Not true bhall43......I posted before any of the games had sim.

Originally posted by irresistible_force
Not true bhall43......I posted before any of the games had sim.

eh it was after most the games...but its whatever...i dont even care....though we would lvove if you did it again.

Originally posted by irresistible_force
The World League writeup......................

South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice.
The owner lardaddy (5/2008) is not to be taken lightly.



So, everything I heard about you WL posters is true.
Hilarious

The World League writeup......................(the update is in)

The Irresistible Truths (named after yours truly).

1. Winning a perfect season in pro does not guarantee a playoff spot in World League.
2. A perfect season in WL may mean you put forth your best effort but it does not mean you win all your games or make the playoffs.
3. Do not cry on the WL forums because there is no pity.
4. A perfect regular season in WL does not mean you will win 1 playoff game.
5. Prayers to the SIM god will no longer be heard on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

Well, well, well......... Seems everyone wants to follow in the path of the defending champions Honolulu Wife Carriers of last season.
Throw is up, throw it deep, even into double coverage. Morale, we don't need any stinkin' morale. Points win games....and it is showing
in the passing game. HHWC is the top dog here and the X is on their back to win it again.


Here is the writeup/predictions for the World League (Zeta)...game 3.

Asau Golden Eagles
This team has a very good Effective level and has made some changes since last season. The owner Shawlemmond has been in the game since July 2008. This team has seen many WL champshipship games. This team is solid. My experts predicted the Grizzles by 13 in the opener. Seems that was a good prediction. They came back out for revenge in game two against The Kings Men and it showed in a reverse romp from game 1....but was it the passing that made the difference? The hind-sight scouting reports say 600+ yee-ards of offense is a sheelacking in any game. So I am thinking the revenge thirst has been satisfied for the time being. There is no break in WL. Save your past awards, inspiration speeches, and celebrations for after the season because the Dogs of War are planning to remind you that you are not invincible. The experts have DoW by 10 over you in game 3. I wish it was different......I really do.


All the Kings Royal Men
The King of Bling owns this team. A true GLB'r since May 2008. Plus he possesses the BoomyDTD factor. Some teams were making fun of the BoomyDTD factor but I assure you that Coxsackie was not one of them. You got that 100 chemistry and the foreskin analysis experts said the chem benefit should give you an edge in those first games to buffer you through the end. Wait....error....I meant foresight analysis experts. I see that Asau put you in your place in game 2. But do not fret my Leige, my experts say chemistry will defintely be a factor against the Miami Red Hawks as it seems the SIM scheduler has granted you favor in the choice of your opponents in the first third of the season. Expect a harder scedule going into the half (games 6-9) of the season as this favor will have to be paid for. My experts have the Kings Royal men by 7 over the Red Hawks in game three. Don't prove me wrong or you will only have yourselves to blame. ....because you cannot blame the king. Good luck.


Venom Dot Ball Academy
This is a modest team that does not display all its trophies in an attempt to intimidate other teams. The owner .spider is a seasoned veteran from Apr 2008. My team of statisticians has this team of average caliber coming into this season with a serious negative in chemistry. Lot of changes between seasons I think. Luck is not good as you have attracted the attention of Hogwarts. yeah....I just turned the game off in the second quarter. I actually blamed the SIM in that game because there was no way you missed that many tackles. The old term "Borted" came to mind. Your effective level still looks good. Word on the street is that Republic of Benin wants to cut a deal with you guys on the side to keep their undefeated record going. They will trade you 3 1st round picks in rookie league when you reset. That's what I heard. My experts have you by 16 over RoB anyway. So from the show I cannot remember, NO Deal!!! (Still interesting......)


Sunday Funday
Seems Mr Homage's iron hand runs deep in this team. My way or the highway. These are the season 32 WL champions, and with the continued support of the "rusty Trombone", who is now on his 2nd coming, are looking to prove they can do it again. Did I say that my team of "gut instinct dudes" say this is the team to beat in Zeta. Special teams sealed the deal against La Flama in 2nd quarter with that fumble recovery. But that is expected with this level of player scrutiny. Chemistry and Effective Level still looks outstanding. Big money still being put down on this team to win the conference. My experts have SF winning game 3 by 3 against the Cult. My team of non-statistical foreseers, The Crystal Balls Experts, say there will be alot of crazy plays in game 3 so it should be exciting and interesting. Don't know how they come up with that prediction. Good Luck. You will continue to be under the microscope as I see an X forming on your back as the team to beat.


New Orleans Gurupies
Formerly the Swampdogs from the Big Easy where the crimes were committed but the bodies were never found. The owner Arscola, GLB'r since Apr 2008, and Zable, GLB'r since Apr 2008, must have something great to have attracted the attention of the Gurupie nation. Seems other teams in the GNN (Gurupie Nation Network) are doing a little better....(cough...cough...BDS..Cough..cough!!!!) Once again I digress. I got nothing here on game 2. Bad SIM, Bad luck, Bad call....when in doubt, Irresistible Truth 3. In the past, when the DAWGS lose; sorry...New Orleans Gurupies lose, everyone will lose. "Who let the dogs out" sounds better that "who let the gurupies out"; but the outcome will be the same. Your chemistry will still be a factor but the "gut instinct dudes" say you still have something we don't know about so you have been selected to win game 3 by 1 over the Duckies. A win is still a win no matter how it looks. Did I say that, to me, you guys are still the DAWGS!!!!!! Good Luck.


Odessa Mojo
Now this is a name that fits this team. When they get their "MOJO" going, they will steam roll teams. No matter who you are, no matter your fame, effective level, chemistry, your owners, your GM's,......not even if you are a moderator. Last season they were on a roll only to lose to HHWC in the conference championship. The owner MadMustaff, from Apr 2008, needs no introduction. This owner has won more WL titles that I can count. This season, the "Raider Nation" influence is in full effect....not sure what that means but it seems to be working. The "Gut instinct dudes" like Hickster more and more now. I predicted Odessa by 9 in game three over the Clash....BUT.....BUT....word on the street is that I am wrong and say this will be a Carthage Upset by less than a TD, followed by alot of pain and suffering from the Mojo over a bad call. I don't know where they get that information from so I stand by my prediction of Odessa by 9. If I am wrong, don't blame me, I was with you guys.


Orlando Prime Timers
This is a first class team that knows how to live it up. The owner, Crowlnole (GLB'r since Mar 2008), has a saying.....show me the money!!!!! Yeah baby, this team gets all the perks. Treats the players like the premadonnas they are. Morale is through the roof but fluff must give way to reality. And reality is not a pretty picture coming off a 2 game losing streak. I have seem teams come back from the brink to win it all. So I suggest you keep it going till that chemistry gets higher. The Warthogs are in a state of ectasy from game 2 over New Orleans and it may have gone to their heads. They still gave game 3 to the Warthogs by 6 in spite of. I know it hurts but...... See irresistible truth number 1. Welcome to WL.


Nairobi Warthogs
This team is interesting. In the philosophy of the team building pyramid, BadgeBacker (since mar 2008) has the help of some of the best in GLB. In fact, the best of the best of the best stacked upon the best of the best of the best. But, that BDS game opener.....oh.....how do you say, It had to end sometime!!!! But not in game 3. My experts have you by 3 over the Prime Timers. Looks like meat is back on the menu boys. Enjoy. I will say good luck and good day.


Dogs of War
Decent effective levels and good chemistry. Strong showing expected from this team. The owner, Mauler (4/2008) has been trying with no luck lately. This team has shown they belong in WL but they just can't get a break when they really, really, really need it. Game 2 was a classic example. Kick off return for a TD where a DE held a block against a SS....just wrong. So sorry. But T2 is a very crafty individual and has some special power over the SIM, or that is what I heard. Don't lose hope. Irresistible Truth #2. Take it out on another team. My experts have you by 10 over Asau. That should make up for what you have lost. Good Luck and tell Jerry Maguire goodbye...or that he had us at goodbye.


Republic of Benin.
I did a write up for this team back in Season 27. Looks like they finally made it and made it big. Good for Ezra__(10/2009). Keep pounding on the door till you get in....and once in....keep pounding!!!!! The opener ended with a miracle for RoB. Word has it that you guys also brought a shrine (a portable one) to the SIM god for that game. Looks like it paid off. Well done. Momentum kept going through game 2 where you really put the game away in the 3rd quarter. So here we are at game 3. My experts wrongly predicted the outcome of the opener but it was so close. Sooooo close. Word on the street says you offered Venom a deal for game 3. The experts picked Venom by 16. WOW!!!....sixteen is a big spread... Venom was also advised not to take the deal. But what do I know. Good Luck.


Carthage Clash
This team was a big contender in WL last season. The owner, Hayes23 (6/2008) has seen it all.....being a former WL champion an all. in the opener, the Prawns were predicted to win by 2 to make it look close. Prawns won it by 3. You pay MadMustaff for protection and when you don't this is what happens. Now you have to play the Mojo who have their Mojo. The experts have Odessa by 9 over you but word on the street is that you will win by some unexplained phenomena. Borrow the portable shrine from Republic of Benin, pray to the SIM God (oh wait....irresistible Truth 5)...do something!!!!! I went with the Mojo and the 9 points here but someone may know something I don't. Good Luck is all I can say here. Wierd prediction in my opinion..


Miama Red Hawks
First class team with a first class owner. Valen (4/2008) has had to make some signigant changes since last season in hopes to remain in WL till he can get it together with the "new" crop of players. Remember, the playoffs is your only concern here. Tomcic, hold them together!!!! "In Tomcic we trust" is the motto right now. My experts have The Kings Royal Men by 7 in game 3. My experts say things will turn around by game 5 or 6. Keep HOPE alive!!!!!. Good luck. My advice is try not to lose by so much as it will affect you in the case of a tie breaker.


Cult of Personalities
I had to make corrections regarding this team's history. It was alot of research. Prior season records and owner affiliations. Even the owner has had changes over the seasons. The Wu Dang production is vast and very complex. Many dead ends and dead begininngs. Going forward, this team still has perfect chem and has done much scrimmaging to be ready. I still believe this is the Cult's premiere team and is looking to cause some serious pain. Take the Porto People Eaters.....their screams were epic. Their asses were kicked with fields goals and put away with a punt return in the opener. My experts say wierd things about game 3 where they pick SF by 3 because of a residual reverse mojo hex put on them compliments of MadMustaff. Good luck.....or something like that.


La Flama Blanca
This team actually came from pacific pro. Another team that lost to Offtopica in the playoffs, league championship to be exact. MizzouDizzle (4/2008) is the owner. Not much is know about this team or the E-City Mercernaries. but we do know that the Flama had an almost perfect season last season in the pro's. Do not forget Irresistible truth number 1. In the opener, we picked you by 5...not 45. We did not know you before but we know you now. The dice roll of a schedule has you against the Mice in game 3. Hmmmmmm....... And we are impressed with the Mice. They do not seem to be as fragile as their name suggest. Furthermore, we actually expected more promotions from you guys. You know....show the players some love. The experts have picked the Mice by 6 (that number actually came from the difference in your conference rankings but who knew?). Good luck because I do think you can prove me wrong.


South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice.
The rank is 3 going into the opener. The owner lardaddy (5/2008) is not to be taken lightly....I said that already but 2 wins in a row and you lose ranking from 4 to 8. Seems you are being taken lightly. The experts picked you again to win even before they knew who you were playing in game 3. They predicted you by 6 over La Flama Blanca in game 3 (that number actually came from the difference in your chemistry rating). Should be an exciting season with this team and this game will reflect that since La Flama Blanca believes your previous wins were more from luck than skill. Hey, HEY, don't yell at me....that is what I heard. The experts continue to see alot of upsets and broken dreams from this team. Much luv lardaddy. And why has Cowtesticles not posted?


Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
Well T2 really opened his mouth to start the forums this season. The owner, Cinco de mayo Cro (5/2008) is a veteran GLB'r....much respect. This was a former legacy Network team which lost to the mice last season in the league championship. Correction made here. Lost the opener to Evil Inc., against my better predictions, and then came back to beat DoW, agains against my better predictions. Really starting to make me look bad T2. You know the rules. You have to win/lose by my predictions....which I must say is very fair. We have you losing by 1 against the New orleans Gurupies Nation network team. It is expected to be close and all that. But remember Irresistible rule number 3 and do not prove me wrong 3 times.



I think that is it for the words.....................My guess for the will change as more data is available.
If you disagree....please send your suggestions to Mr. T2 ....co-owner of "Fire breathing Rubber Duckies"
He will consider your request and then tell you I am always right.
Wait till next time when your request go to Mr. Homage, where you face his way or the highway!!!


The predicted ranking as they are seen....by me..changing.......... (this is preliminary till Game 4 as we get more data)
1. Sunday Funday
2. South Otto Fragile Porcelain Mice
3. Odessa Mojo
4. The Cult of Personalities
5. New Orleans Gurupies
6. Asau Golden Eagles
7. Nairobi Warthogs
8. La Flama Blanca
9. Republic of Benin
10. All The Kings Royal Men
11. Dogs of War
12. Venom Dotball Academy
13. Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
14. Carthage Clash
15. Orlando Prime Timers
16. Miami Red Hawks


Good luck everyone.
Don't fret the rankings, prove me wrong!!!!
NO PITY FOR THE WEAK!!!!!! THIS IS WORLD LEAGUE!!!

Game Face!!!!! .

Thanks, well done. Although your write up and your rankings don't seem to coincide.

Seems I had alot of typos in the post....sorry. The rankings change in the beginning of the season but start to finalize about game 9.
Republic moved up 3 spots in the rankings from the first writeup.

Great job again

Highly entertaining!

That block from our DE was the only thing I posted about in our team forum. Shit was spectacular

The post game 3 review......................

Asau Golden Eagles
DoW wins it by a little more than 10. I really did wish it was different.

All the Kings Royal Men
Beat the Red Hawks by 6. Did I say seven or six? Seven. Miami's 2PT conversion threw it off.

Venom Dot Ball
Not sure what happened here. We had you by 16. I think it was the sacks and interceptions. Keying on Mr Ballhawk was working
in the beginning and then he just popped out his trance and started playing some ball. The interceptions were back breakers. We
did not expect the defense to recover like that. The Republic is back it seems. Sorry for your loss. We had you by 16.

Sunday Funday
Nothing to see here. No crazy plays. Just good old dotball. Well done. Move along. Just Move along.

New Orleans Gurupies
Always a nailbiter. Reminds me of the Saints. Damn Saints!!!! My blood pressure cannot take this.
Change the QB from Boozer to Manning and I'll understand. A win is a win. Who let the Gurupies out?

Odessa Mojo
Someone has their Mojo. Glad I held on to my first call. Won by 8. Will say that I was waiting for
that unexplained play or phenomena or something....but it never came.

Orlando Prime Timers
Broke the losing streak on the backs of the Warthogs. Guess they were still hooping and hollering over the
New Orleans win. Truth be told, I did not see it coming but the sim does what the sim does. And you are back!!!!!
Well done sirs!!! Well done!!!

Nairobi Warthogs
Lots of people got kicked out the survivor on this game. It is what I heard. The SIM did not give you guys one break
in that game!!! Not at all. I was sitting their going damn!!! Damn!!! DAmn!!!! DAMn!!! DAMN!!! DDAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!
The whole game. A 72 yard punt? A 72 yard punt? In the air? Out of bounds? Coffin corner, 72 yards, from the 20 yd line?
Really?? Retreat and lick your wounds. Rest up because it starts all over again tomorrow.

Dogs of War
They ought to make a movie out of you guys!!!! We picked you and you did it. Finally!!!

Republic of Benin
Deal???? We don't need no stinkin' deal. Kiss my 3-0 Ass!!! Is that the thanks I get? Ok...you made your point.

Carthage Clash
You lost but are never counted out. I have neever seen a prediction like that. Interesting. I went with the other
team as I am skeptical of SIM wierdness.

Miami Red Hawks.
Getting better. Getting much better. When your chemistry deathstar is complete, they won't know what hit em!!!

Cult of Personalities
Looks like you will have to start game planning. The reverse mojo hex crap is now over!!!!!!

La Flama Blanca
A shutout from the Mice. Got to pull it together to avoid a freefall to the bottom. Did I say we were impressed by the
mice?n Don't let it happen again!!!!

Porcelain Mice
Could change your name to the Adamantium Killer Rats or something. game 3 was WOW!! Impressed!!! That was
possibly a broken dream!!! I knew it was coming....but so soon?


Rubber Duckies
We actually expected Pepe to make that fieldgoal he missed. That is how we had the 1 point spread. That was a
well played defensive struggle!!!! bad luck on that last drive sealed the deal. Could have gone either way. GG

There are two conferences dammit