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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Decided a while back that I wanted to do something with my life but I haven't been able to figure out what. Then I I watched Boondock Saints again the other day and it's clear to me what I have do. So I'll start off by tracing you IP address then I'll be coming to see you tomorrow.

Just Kidding I don't shit about computers cause I spend all my time playing with guns so I'll have to find someone else to trace your IP address.


 
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Originally posted by 5STAR
I am going to get fucking drunk tonight because I got wrote up for calling in sick the last 6 mondays


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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Decided a while back that I wanted to do something with my life but I haven't been able to figure out what. Then I I watched Boondock Saints again the other day and it's clear to me what I have do. So I'll start off by tracing you IP address then I'll be coming to see you tomorrow.

Just Kidding I don't shit about computers cause I spend all my time playing with guns so I'll have to find someone else to trace your IP address.


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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Decided a while back that I wanted to do something with my life but I haven't been able to figure out what. Then I I watched Boondock Saints again the other day and it's clear to me what I have do. So I'll start off by tracing you IP address then I'll be coming to see you tomorrow.

Just Kidding I don't shit about computers cause I spend all my time playing with guns so I'll have to find someone else to trace your IP address.


But yeah - you don't have a wl dot or a gm tag so this should probably be kept between you and your gun
 
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Originally posted by Dpride59
Originally posted by The Suthrner

Decided a while back that I wanted to do something with my life but I haven't been able to figure out what. Then I I watched Boondock Saints again the other day and it's clear to me what I have do. So I'll start off by tracing you IP address then I'll be coming to see you tomorrow.

Just Kidding I don't shit about computers cause I spend all my time playing with guns so I'll have to find someone else to trace your IP address.


But yeah - you don't have a wl dot or a gm tag so this should probably be kept between you and your gun


Probably shouldn't have made that post but i found your post very offensive cause someone close me is in a nursing home.
 
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I have a secret man crush on dpride....
 
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i like this thread. it started low, then dared the WL to go lower.
 
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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Originally posted by Dpride59

Originally posted by The Suthrner


Decided a while back that I wanted to do something with my life but I haven't been able to figure out what. Then I I watched Boondock Saints again the other day and it's clear to me what I have do. So I'll start off by tracing you IP address then I'll be coming to see you tomorrow.

Just Kidding I don't shit about computers cause I spend all my time playing with guns so I'll have to find someone else to trace your IP address.


But yeah - you don't have a wl dot or a gm tag so this should probably be kept between you and your gun


Probably shouldn't have made that post but i found your post very offensive cause someone close me is in a nursing home.


I didn't know they have interwebs in the nursing home?
 
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In 1987 you quietly took something from the house of a dying woman. You thought nobody knew. You were wrong.
 
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Originally posted by The Suthrner
Probably shouldn't have made that post but i found your post very offensive cause someone close me is in a nursing home.


No worries man, I didn't scare that person
 
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You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Why is that?
 
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becuase its flailing movements have reminded me of swimming and i have drifted into a dream like state involving a lake and a cool breeze.
my mind is in another place.
i'll flip him when i get done
 
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Bc I am holding a magnifying glass eating fried tortoise
 
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"What one?"

"What?"

"What desert?"

"It doesn't make any difference what desert, it's completely hypothetical."

"But, how come I'd be there?"

"Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you..."

"Tortoise? What's that?"

"You know what a turtle is?"

"Of course!"

"Same thing."

"I've never seen a turtle. (pause) But I understand what you mean."

"You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon."

"Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden? Or do they write 'em down for you?"

"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping."

"What do you mean, I'm not helping?"

"I mean you're not helping! Why is that, Leon? ... They're just questions, Leon. In answer to your query they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response.... Shall we continue?"
 
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Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
You’re in a desert, walking along in the sand, when all of a sudden you look down and see a tortoise. It’s crawling toward you. You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

Why is that?


I'll tell you about my mother.
 
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