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MadCow420
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I did baseball and a pretty decent baseball juco, and then went to USF where i pretty much did nothing lol
 
Boomy DTD
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Pussays.

I was Social Chairman and captain of the keg chug challenge for 3 years for my fraternity. And that was at 5'9" 150. I would have effed you up MadCow. Now I'm semi-retired so the challenge will never happen. But having a near dwarf-size man drinking your big ass under the table would have been a near religious experience for you. Many a man your size fell. Ah, the good old days.
 
Doug_Plank
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at what height does man become dwarf?
 
vladykins
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Originally posted by Doug_Plank
at what height does man become dwarf?


Depends less on height and more on ability to detect sloping passage.
 
MadCow420
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Originally posted by Boomy DTD
Pussays.

I was Social Chairman and captain of the keg chug challenge for 3 years for my fraternity. And that was at 5'9" 150. I would have effed you up MadCow. Now I'm semi-retired so the challenge will never happen. But having a near dwarf-size man drinking your big ass under the table would have been a near religious experience for you. Many a man your size fell. Ah, the good old days.


lol lil man, i would have demolished you
 
Destruction
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Originally posted by Boomy DTD
Pussays.

I was Social Chairman and captain of the keg chug challenge for 3 years for my fraternity. And that was at 5'9" 150. I would have effed you up MadCow. Now I'm semi-retired so the challenge will never happen. But having a near dwarf-size man drinking your big ass under the table would have been a near religious experience for you. Many a man your size fell. Ah, the good old days.


Explain the keg chug challenge? We had one where you had teams of 5 and the first team to finish an entire keg won.

 
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has anyone done the century challenge?


you pretty much take a shot of beer every minute for 100 mins. around 75 or so, just trying to swallow the stupid shot starts to suck,


I did it 2 times, the first time with Bud light, and the 2nd time with a real beer, I think it was yuengling or something but it fucking sucked... and i got drunk as fuck
 
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I've tried a few times. Only time I actually did it was with cheap ass Keystone Light in college. In Iowa all beer is weak shit 3.2 %. In colorado we tried it once with a keg of Sawtooth Ale and it was fading after about 60-65.
 
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College meant Busch and our beer bong "Big Juan".

Only time I've puked since then was trying to keep up drinking with the Russian diplomats who used to live next door. Those fuckers drink hard.
 
Destruction
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Ah beer bong. Now that brings back memories.



 
Boomy DTD
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Originally posted by MadCow DTD
has anyone done the century challenge?


you pretty much take a shot of beer every minute for 100 mins. around 75 or so, just trying to swallow the stupid shot starts to suck,


I did it 2 times, the first time with Bud light, and the 2nd time with a real beer, I think it was yuengling or something but it fucking sucked... and i got drunk as fuck


I am a Centurion beotch.
 
Boomy DTD
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Originally posted by Destruction
Explain the keg chug challenge? We had one where you had teams of 5 and the first team to finish an entire keg won.



We had two different sets of rules. The first year, it was teams of 15 and the fastest to drain the keg won. You had a tub next to your keg with your frat's letters painted on it. You were allowed to puke early and often but you had to puke in the tub. If you missed, they had a judge at each keg, that player was eliminated.

The last two years, it was 20 man teams - no puking allowed. We finished 2nd in the first two years and in my last year, we won. We lost one guy who puked after about 8 beers. He was our biggest guy too - about your size. That really sucked. But we knuckled down and only lost one more after that. Some teams went under 10 guys. We had the judge hovering around us and I felt like I was gonna puke at one point. That's when one of our best drinkers puked right into his cup and drank it back up. He winked at me and after I caught that trick I was good to go & just used that method a couple times. Can't remember how fast we put it down but it was a new record, 40 something minutes. We never stopped the tap and pumped that bitch constantly.

I can't even imagine 5 guys doing it. 15 was medieval, especially if a couple of the douches missed the tub.
 
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i would be great at that, I puke and recover like no one, I was in VIP at a party back stage for some local Boat races thing, about 1000 people, but i took a shot of jager down a huge ice block, i hate jager so i puked right then, kept it in my mouth, walked out of VIP, through the crowd and back to our party bus before puking it out lol
 
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Originally posted by MadCow DTD
i would be great at that, I puke and recover like no one, I was in VIP at a party back stage for some local Boat races thing, about 1000 people, but i took a shot of jager down a huge ice block, i hate jager so i puked right then, kept it in my mouth, walked out of VIP, through the crowd and back to our party bus before puking it out lol


Yeah, you wouldn't think there would be much strategy to it but there is. That's why I was the coach. We'd usually have a couple trial runs in the semester building up to it and even had tryouts b/c most of the dudes wanted to be on the team but I had to tell them they couldn't drink worth a shit and were out. That was actually as fun as hazing pledges. I mean, um, motivating pledges.
 
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Originally posted by Doug_Plank

at what height does man become dwarf?


Depends less on height and more on ability to detect sloping passage.


secret doors, too.







nerd.
 
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