Here in the east things are looking a lot more even than last year. If this first week is any indication, the east may be much tougher than everyone initially assumed, maybe even more competitive than the west!
Charlotte Clamjousters def Cleveland Steamer 30-3 I honestly thought the Steamer had turned their team around, however, I still have a habit of undervaluing level differences (really how can yall blame me

). Cleveland got Steamed (Haha, okay, I lied). The Jousters really just outlasted them, with all of their TDs coming in the second half. This is a good start for the Jousters, who are looking to compete with the Doom and the Gangsters for the Eastern title, but tougher teams loom on the horizon.
Star Performers:
Offense:
Ron Curry – 10 Completions out of 16 Attempts for 82 yards, 1 TD, 0 Int
Defense:
Jeremy Davis – 8 Tackles, 5 Passes Defended
Highlights:
Charlotte fumbled the opening kick off after an impressive return from Xavier Lees and gave Cleveland the first score of the game
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5587439A Charlotte Interception led to 6 consecutive points from Field Goals.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588048It rained TDs in the 4th quarter as Charlotte’s level advantage shined
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5591264http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5591794 Miami Sharks def Tampa Elite 23-10 The Tampa Defense couldn’t hold the Sharks’ offense as the Sharks blow by the Elite in a commanding fashion. Miami’s Star QB had a spectacular game with 222 passing yards and two scores. Defensively, neither team really showed any flash. However, Tampa failed to get into the endzone, which is a major disappointment for their high level offense. They need to get their team chemistry up if they want to remain competitive.
Star Performers:
Offense:
Willie (steamin’) Beamen - 25 Completions out of 38 Attempts for 222 yards, 2 TD, 0 Int
Defense:
Lamont Butterfield – 7 Tackles, 5 Passes Defended, 1 Int
Highlights:
The Sharks take their first possession 65 yards for the score.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5587582Great protection by the Miami O-line that led to a long passing play
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588637A good run after the catch keeps the Miami drive alive and gives the Sharks a 3-possession lead.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5591244 New York Doom def Nashville Dores 58-9 A solid showing by the Doom that definitely met the high expectations for this team. However, I’m concerned about the early Field Goal allowed against a team that started 2 CPUs on offense. That secondary will need to step it up to contain some of the much-improved teams in the eastern conference. None-the-less, 625 yards gives Nashville a welcome that says, “You’ve got a long way to go.” Flex Jetson ran for a monstrous 252 yards and 3 scores. Defensively, the NY Dline pressured the Nashville QB with 2 sacks and 4 hurries.
Star Performers:
Offense:
Flex Jetson – 31 Ruses for 252.5 yards, 1 Reception for 5.5 yards, 3 TD
Defense:
Antonio Jammer - 2 Tackles with 1 for Loss, 1 Sack, 2 Hurries
Highlights:
After a disappointing 3 and out on their opening drive and a Dores Field Goal, the Doom rally with a deep strike
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5587879I <3 broken tackles
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588468http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588980Flex is off to the races
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5592364 Ho Playbook def Albany Mammoths 16-14 Okay, I’ve definitely underestimated the Mammoths. They definitely pulled through despite some low-leveled backups. As the season continues you’re going to see more and more success coming from the Mammoths if they continue down this path. This is another case of a team with more yards, but fewer points. Not even a +2 turnover differential could get the Mammoths the win. But this game came down to the wire. Some crappy CPU clock management was what really cost Albany the victory. Honestly though, I blame the Albany coaching staff for putting that weak backup QB in to close out a critical 4th quarter. As for the Ho Playbook, they’re still a solid team, but two drops from a level 20 WR? What gives? Also, that interception count needs to be lowered and fast!
Star Performers:
Offense:
Justin Mayo – 19 Completions out of 25 Attempts for 178 yards, 2 TD
Defense:
Charles Stevens - 3 Tackles, 3 Int
Highlights:
Albany draws first blood after an early pick that ended Ho’s first drive.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5581918Ho couldn’t recover a Red Zone fumble, allowing a second Albany TD
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5582977This is what 20 levels should buy you, you couldn’t pay me enough to want to be Aaron on that play
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5584270But does it really take 40 seconds to run a short passing play? I wonder if there’s a stat that affects clock management…
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586672 St. Louis Beer Barons def Radio City Irrelevants 9-0 300 yards without a single TD. I’m not sure whether to give kudos to the Irrelevants’ defense or to knock on the Beer Barons’ offense. However, St. Louis’ defense saved the day, forcing 5 turnovers, a +3 differential, and hurrying the Irrelevants’ QB 11 times. Crucial turnovers prevented a late scoring opportunity that could have turned the game over for Radio City. However, without a strong offense, St. Louis will be hard pressed to compete with the defensive monster that is Indy.
Star Performances:
Offense:
Zak Yoda – 3 Field Goals out of 3 Attempts
Defense:
Sasch Snuggels - 1 Tackle, 1 Pass Defended, 2 Int
Highlights:
Turnovers were the story of the night.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5581971 http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5582196Some hard-fought field position ended in an interception and no points for the Irrelevants
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5584397These two lost possessions took away any shot of Radio City Rallying.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5585619http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586086 Miami Carniceros def Chicago Dire Wolves 17-13 Another close game, but this one finally swung for the team that had the most yards. The Wolves forced 6 fumbles! However, as Austin discovered last year, forcing fumbles is useless if you don’t recover them. The +2 turnover differential was not enough to give the Wolves the win.
Star Performers:
Offense:
Judge Smails - 31 Rushes for 122 yards, 2 Receptions for 6 yards, 1 TD
Defense:
Phuoc Nguyen - 5 Tackles, 1 Sack, 2 Forced Fumbles
Highlights:
It was a scoreless first quarter but the Carniceros slowly won the Field Position battle and came away with the first score.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5582721A recovered fumble on special teams helped the Wolves get their first score.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5583049That swarming Wolves defense didn’t get enough help from the offense.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5584311A Chicago Rallying TD in the 3rd
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5584819The Carniceros got a turnover when it really mattered
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586110And held on to win
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586186http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586267http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5586353 Indianapolis Gangsters def Pittsburgh Irons 55-0 The Gangsters have what it takes to go all the way this year. However, they fumbled 4 times and lost 3. Their kicker missed 3 field goals. And lastly, that Oline gave up a sack and hurry. They lost in the playoffs last season because of that trouble-ridden offense. They’re going to need to clean up their offensive game. Defensively, they’re giving up yards and more shockingly, missing tackles. Hopefully this is not a reflection on them, but rather that the Irons have improved a lot since last season. Still, a star defense with a solid level advantage needs to do better.
Star Performers:
Offense:
Steve “McQueen” Bullitt - 17 Completions out of 38Attempts for 227 yards, 4 TD, 0 Int
Defense:
Strahan Rampage – 2 Tackles with 1 for Loss, 1 Sack, 3 Hurries, 1 Forced Fumble
Highlights:
An opening drive TD set the pace for the night
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5581811The Irons couldn’t make anything happen off of a second quarter pick.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5582516Long plays are inevitable when you’re so outmatched
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5584314 Montpelier Morticians def Palmyra Cougars 13-0 Like I suspected, the Mortician’s running game was the difference in this contest. But in a tougher Eastern conference, they need more offense to make it through to the playoffs. Their defense definitely played well, with a +4 turnover margin and only 30 yards rushing allowed. But no scores in the second half gives me reason to be concerned about Montpelier’s chances in the east.
Star Performer:
Offense:
Joe Elfback– 37 Rushes for 116.5 yards, 1 TD
Defense:
Nick Nevins – 6 Tackles, 5 Passes Defended, 1 Int
Highlights:
Elfback escapes the blitz to make long gains. His rushing led to two early Mortician Field Goals.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588365An Early interception led to the only touchdown of the game
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5588755A long interception return sets up great field position but the Morticians couldn’t convert.
http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?pbp_id=5590249So, these postgame anaylsis’s took much longer than I anticipated. From now on I probably wont do such in depth post games… its much more fun to speculate anyways

Expect a toned down post game, but possibly some interviews with coaches and players. Seems like Magik is a no-show this season, I’ll take his place for a while.
Good luck everyone in 3b9