Well, since Seattle is our rival... let's get off on the right foot.
<rivalryesque rant>
We made your team look foolish twice last year. It's gonna happen again! You might as well just give up now. Richie, Kumars, and Bogard are going to embarass PotSmoker and the rest of those not-worth-a-mention defensive backs, Minato and Fudge are going to run over Joe, Wise, Harrassment, and Dog, and you better tell McLuvin, Johnston, and that worthless O-Line that Sivni, Duff, eagle, Plank, and Pat are going to leave them bloodied and bruised.
</rivalryesque rant>
How's that? On a side note... I can't hold a damn thing against Seattle's owner. He has a Cortez Kennedy player(like me) and he loves weed... we should spark it up before our game! By the way, this is so off the record... or our rivalry will crumble =(