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DietWater
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Originally posted by @ftermath
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http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f10/55643d1244307665-man-stabs-himself-head-scissors-scissors_stabbed_on_head.jpg
 
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Originally posted by pat2007



Ketchikan Kamper Adventure Rentals 26, Laredo Lesbians 24

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=712927

Laredo had a 24-12 lead with 13:32 left in the game, but Ketchikan quickly answered with this play:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=712927&pbp_id=5465036

And this play would give them a 26-24 lead!

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=712927&pbp_id=5465752

But Laredo came back strong with a very long drive but they decided to go for it on 4th and G at the 4 yd line of Ketchikan instead of kicking the FG:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/replay.pl?game_id=712927&pbp_id=5466759

The entire stadium was sure it was a TD, but after video review, the referee said that it wasnt a TD, but a TO on downs instead who litterally caused a ruckus in the stadium! I even heard reports of thousands of Laredo fans running after the referee when the last whistle happened to try to scissor him! Anyway, Ketchikan is still undefeated while Laredo is 2-1!

Offensive POTG: QB Pierce Dravz (Ketchikan) 29/37 for 298 yds, 2 TD
Defensive POTG: LB Igor Rakmanov (Ketchikan) 8 Tkl, 1 TFL, 2 PD
Special Teams POTG: K Money In The Bank (Ketchikan) 4/5 FG, 2/2 XP



That ref was introduced to the dildo of pain, normally used to punish only the naughtiest lesbians.


Not that I or any members of the respectable Laredo Lesbians would know of or be involved with such lewd and brutal activities...

 
marcaodl
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Missing NJB x.x
 
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Originally posted by marcaodl
Missing NJB x.x


Pat doesn't do blowouts.
 
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Originally posted by Dope
Originally posted by pat2007




Columbus Woodys 2, ***Official*** Footballguys 69

http://goallineblitz.com/game/game.pl?game_id=713068

Well, since that loss to Lincoln, the OFG D has been superb! They allowed 0 points (only 2 points were a result of a safety), got 6 turnovers and the offense ran all over Columbus for the very solid win, they are 2-1 while Columbus is still winless and are searching for answers!

Offensive POTG: HB Korean Tumr (OFG) 20 carries for 110.5 yds, 4 TD
Defensive POTG: LB Smash Crushbone (OFG) 5 Tkl, 7 PD, 2 INT
Special Teams POTG: HB Tron Williams (OFG) 22 YPKR, 46.2 YPPR, 1 PR TD





I could just see it.

The OFG offense approaches the line after a Woody punt lands inside the 5
***O*** is leading 3-0...early in the game.
The Woody Defense is smack talking.
"We beat you guys last year. You suck. Now that you guys don't have Big Heart you guys are shit"

(HULK)(Fling) is in Banner mode at this point.

The Woody's keep it up.
"OFG. Only Faggots Group. HAHAHAHA"

The ball snaps and so does Hulk.

He crosses the goalline and downs the ball so hard that it deflates. Safety. No one within 10 feet of him. The score is 3-2.

Then he looks at the Woody's bench and screams in deepthroated HULK voice.

"THESE ARE THE ONLY POINTS YOU BITCHES ARE GOING TO SCORE"

:the end:





BOOM
 
Veg
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Originally posted by Sik Wit It
Originally posted by Veg

SOME ONE GET ME OFF OF THIS SINKING SHIP!


Sinking implies it was afloat last season .


-=(
 
marcaodl
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Originally posted by Mercaptopropyl
Originally posted by marcaodl

Missing NJB x.x


Pat doesn't do blowouts.


Ow just now i saw their roster level dropped like a lot
 
BBVD
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Originally posted by DietWater
That ref was introduced to the dildo of pain, normally used to punish only the naughtiest lesbians.


Not that I or any members of the respectable Laredo Lesbians would know of or be involved with such lewd and brutal activities...



respect? what's that?
 
thunderdoozer
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Originally posted by Track6Track7
Originally posted by pat2007

I even heard reports of thousands of Laredo fans running after the referee when the last whistle happened to try to scissor him!


This is the first time in ten seasons of putting up with Larry Jennings' biased and inaccurate reporting that he's ever made me laugh. Nice job pat.


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The Duff Man
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Originally posted by Dope



I could just see it.

The OFG offense approaches the line after a Woody punt lands inside the 5
***O*** is leading 3-0...early in the game.
The Woody Defense is smack talking.
"We beat you guys last year. You suck. Now that you guys don't have Big Heart you guys are shit"

(HULK)(Fling) is in Banner mode at this point.

The Woody's keep it up.
"OFG. Only Faggots Group. HAHAHAHA"

The ball snaps and so does Hulk.

He crosses the goalline and downs the ball so hard that it deflates. Safety. No one within 10 feet of him. The score is 3-2.

Then he looks at the Woody's bench and screams in deepthroated HULK voice.

"THESE ARE THE ONLY POINTS YOU BITCHES ARE GOING TO SCORE"

:the end:





LOL. I have been away a few days so I missed this, but I wanted tomcollins to know that for the first time this season I took an active role with ***O*** and set up the defense for this game. I didn't want ***O*** to have an excuse if we lost. Sorry to those that were betting on the spread without this inside info

 
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