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Icebergin has entered the game.

Seeing the cat with laser eyes, I walk way in search of my own hill.

Cactus71 or Duff Man or Bob the Impaler remain on the hill

Originally posted by icebergin
Icebergin has entered the game.

Seeing the cat with laser eyes, I walk way in search of my own hill.

Cactus71 or Duff Man or Bob the Impaler remain on the hill

good choice

blln4lyf enters the game..

Seeing the cat with the laser eyes, I head to the store. I buy two toys, a stuffed mouse and a wind up car. When back at the hill I try to lure the cat with the first toy, only to have the cat shoot it with its laser. The stuffed mouse disintegrates instantly. Good thing I bought two toys blln thinks. Blln proceeds to swing his left shoe string all around. This time cactus the cat is too allured to the string, reminded by his younger, less anger filled childhood memories. While the cat charges the string playfully, I quickly tie it to the wind up car that has been wound up for a good hour earlier. Then releasing the car, it heads off into the empty land that follows for miles.

The cat follows the string endlessly and I retain my position on top of the hill and wait for my next challenger.

no I'm a human and I have a laser cat

thus I kick you in the baby maker a straight shot and I still control the hill

Mob enters the game.

Mob asks Cactus what will happen when Bort nerfs the hill. Cactus's head explodes while pondering the infinite possibilities.

Mob controls the hill and promptly names it Blueberry Hamburger Hill.

stales31 enters the game once again...

as i look up at the hill and see mob in full control i realize whats the point of fighting over this stupid hill when there is another hill, a better one, right next to this one. so i perch myself atop this newly discovered, higher hill and watch as everyone else dukes it out for the lesser hill.

jesterchef enters game

jester chef equalizes stales31 into oblivion and builds a water slide down.
jesterchef then slides alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the way to bojangles for some chicken.

nobody owns the hill.

I take the hill with laser power

Originally posted by Cactus71
I take the hill

Dolphan enters the game.

I make it rain. I take the hill

blln enters the game.

I make it thunder. I take the hill.

I give free beer to anyone on the hill and a key to the porta potty at the bottom of the hill. After 8 hours and 20 some beers, the hill is mine and the porta potty is occupied.

I take the hill.

I sneak up on mob from behind and drug him with a rag doused in chloroform, planting a bomb in his chest set to go off in seven minutes.

In the mean time I go to the hill jester is playing on and attach piano wire to the end of the slide at exactly neck level. Reveling in the gory decapitation of my nemesis I smoke a cigarette and take a giant steaming dump on that hill so no one wants to go back to it.

*bomb goes off*

I mosey back to hill #1

I now has both hills.

I take the hills

jktooley enters the game. I make a youtube video and recruit an army of players I've never heard of to simultaneously attack both hills for me. They carry their paper contracts to the top, and papercut cactus to death. Lazercat is promptly neutered and loses his aggressiveness. An OTR jersey is staked at the top of each hill.

I take the hill

Buccs99 enters the game again clear of the hep C due to medical breakthrough's.

I climb up the hill and just stare at the competition. Then I just sit down. Waiting for Hulk to come back. Because I need to find out how to get a hold of paris again for another go around.