Warrior General Games

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster


An hour?

I like my oats like I like my women... fast and easy.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

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(maple nut and almond varieties are also win)

Originally posted by lawdawg95
Originally posted by Chop_Lobster



An hour?

I like my oats like I like my women... fast and easy.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

I'm a Yankee, lawdawg. Born and breed.

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
Originally posted by lawdawg95

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster




An hour?

I like my oats like I like my women... fast and easy.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

I'm a Yankee, lawdawg. Born and breed.

Vinny: Do You remember what you had?
Southerner: Eggs and Grits.
Vinny: Eggs and Grits, I like grits too. how do you cook your grits, do you like them regular, creamy, or al dente?
Southerner: Just regular I guess.
Vinny: Regular, Instant grits?
Southerner: No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits, I take pride in my grits.

Coo-oooooooooooooooooooooooo-kie Crisp

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
Originally posted by lawdawg95

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster




An hour?

I like my oats like I like my women... fast and easy.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

I'm a Yankee, lawdawg. Born and breed.

I'm sorry

Originally posted by JohnnyDollar


Vinny: Do You remember what you had?
Southerner: Eggs and Grits.
Vinny: Eggs and Grits, I like grits too. how do you cook your grits, do you like them regular, creamy, or al dente?
Southerner: Just regular I guess.
Vinny: Regular, Instant grits?
Southerner: No self-respecting southerner uses instant grits, I take pride in my grits.

ftw

Originally posted by lawdawg95
Originally posted by Chop_Lobster

Originally posted by lawdawg95


Originally posted by Chop_Lobster





An hour?

I like my oats like I like my women... fast and easy.

No self respecting southerner uses instant grits

I'm a Yankee, lawdawg. Born and breed.

I'm sorry

So you've got warm weather, better food and hotter women with sexy accents. We've got, um.....



Apology accepted.

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster


So you've got warm weather, better food and hotter women with sexy accents. We've got, um.....



Apology accepted.

It's not too late to repent of your ways and get right with the man

Originally posted by lawdawg95
Originally posted by Chop_Lobster



So you've got warm weather, better food and hotter women with sexy accents. We've got, um.....



Apology accepted.

It's not too late to repent of your ways and get right with the man

What must I do brother lawdawg?

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster


What must I do brother lawdawg?

You might need to talk to some of your sasnakrA brothers, but I think a little 'shine and a cigar would be a good start.

But they shun me for my Yankee ways and all the moonshine around here is just rubbing alcohol.

I was thinking about moving to sasnakrA to absolve myself of my erroneous ways but I'm told I would be labeled a carpetbagger and beaten with stitches.

FML

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
I was thinking about moving to sasnakrA to absolve myself of my erroneous ways but I'm told I would be labeled a carpetbagger and beaten with stitches.

Folks generally make exceptions when you show up offering beverages.

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster
But they shun me for my Yankee ways and all the moonshine around here is just rubbing alcohol.

I was thinking about moving to sasnakrA to absolve myself of my erroneous ways but I'm told I would be labeled a carpetbagger and beaten with stitches.

FML



Hint - Don't use words like "erroneous" when in sasnakrA