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the47x
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I just wanted to write a story about one of the most fascinating players in the GLB today, Steven Young. I never meant to make him the target of insults. I can see that I have caused a lot of pain to Steven as he left me several messages on my cell. You could hear the tears falling on the mouthpiece of his phone as he sobbed to me. I never meant to cause you this harm Steven! I just wanted people to gain a greater appreciation of your talents! Don't cry, Steven. Dry those eyes and go out and win that championship, big guy!
Unsaid Equinox
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Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
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I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
you are level 13 playing against a 8-10 defense. Get some pussy? The people that get pussy usually dont brag about it on an online forum to random guys.
I started my guy was a lvl. 4 this year in a league that has defenses 10-13, my guy is a lvl 13 now which means the all of his development was done in a league that is of his level.
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Originally posted by chronic23
Originally posted by Unsaid Equinox
Yea sorry Steven Young, it's hard to be a has been when your a never will be. It's alright you might make it to the playoffs because you got carried by your teammates,we all know that the first round your ass is done. Hey just like in that film you made remember?
One more question, did you get the HIV before or after that film?
o hey gues lets all post in some guys forum because my name is Chris M. Pritchett dissing Steven Young because i play in a bullshit league where i outlevel everyone, and act like im vicious because i have more yards
- Unsaid Equinox
I outlevel everyone are you fucking stupid? I played in USA BBB league and I was a level 4-10 while I was in the league (keep note I was middle or lower in level range for the league and played back-up) so suck my left nut you dumb fucking cunt. Grow some fucking nuts and stop RP on a fucking website, get some pussy you ignorant mother fucker.
you are level 13 playing against a 8-10 defense. Get some pussy? The people that get pussy usually dont brag about it on an online forum to random guys.
I started my guy was a lvl. 4 this year in a league that has defenses 10-13, my guy is a lvl 13 now which means the all of his development was done in a league that is of his level.
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Originally posted by the47x
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Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Young, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!
Fucking Hillarious
Sports Section
Oakland Gazette
STEVEN YOUNG: A CLOSER LOOK
by Bill Bixby
Steven Young, the prolific running back for the Oakland Nation, has had rumors circulating about his off the field activities. Most notable were the allegations that he had contracted HIV from his ex-boyfriend. Most people close to the star running back say this comes as no surprise. One former classmate of Young's in high school claimed that he was known as a "dick magnet". His starring role in the adult film "Frat Boy Ankle Grabbers 3" while he attended college further cemented her testimony. However, I spoke with Young and he told me that he has a girlfriend now. She is a pre-op transsexual. However, during the interview Steven could not keep his hands to himself and kept taking off his pants. Young, being the handsome, muscular Nubian Prince that he is attempted to seduce me! Thankfully Steven's mother called him for dinner and he climbed off of me to join his family for a delicious meal of beef stroghanoff. All of these distractions have not affected Steven's play on the field though as he is 2nd in the league in touchdowns scored. Steven is hoping to get a trophy and win the championship with the support of his new girlfriend. Best of luck to Steven Young and the Oakland Nation in the playoffs!
Fucking Hillarious
the47x
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I, Bill Bixby (Amateur Reporter) will not idley stand by while false accusations of borderline harassment are hurled in my face! The people have the right to know about the GLB's most popular players. Steven Young agreed to let me in his life for a few moments via interview and we decided to share it with the world. WORLD HAVE A LOOK! THIS IS STEVEN YOUNG IN ALL OF HIS GLORY! LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE IS!
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Originally posted by the47x
I, Bill Bixby (Amateur Reporter) will not idley stand by while false accusations of borderline harassment are hurled in my face! The people have the right to know about the GLB's most popular players. Steven Young agreed to let me in his life for a few moments via interview and we decided to share it with the world. WORLD HAVE A LOOK! THIS IS STEVEN YOUNG IN ALL OF HIS GLORY! LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE IS!
dude you are hillarious..keep up the good work..if they take it to srious then they need to learn to relax it all for fun
I, Bill Bixby (Amateur Reporter) will not idley stand by while false accusations of borderline harassment are hurled in my face! The people have the right to know about the GLB's most popular players. Steven Young agreed to let me in his life for a few moments via interview and we decided to share it with the world. WORLD HAVE A LOOK! THIS IS STEVEN YOUNG IN ALL OF HIS GLORY! LOVE HIM FOR WHO HE IS!
dude you are hillarious..keep up the good work..if they take it to srious then they need to learn to relax it all for fun
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Probably the funniest "news story" I've ever read. I'm on a team that's full of racism and I've complained to GLB and they've said it's fine.
I wonder why this guy was picked on? It sounds like he checked his facts.
I wonder why this guy was picked on? It sounds like he checked his facts.
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Originally posted by shadybuc
I guarantee this thread kicks ass!
I saw you made a typo.
I guarantee this thread kicks ass!
I saw you made a typo.
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Originally posted by StrngKngJc
Probably the funniest "news story" I've ever read. I'm on a team that's full of racism and I've complained to GLB and they've said it's fine.
I wonder why this guy was picked on? It sounds like he checked his facts.
Wow that sucks man, good luck with that but may be if you change that burgundy and gold to blue and orange people will treat you better!
Chomp Chomp Brotha!
Probably the funniest "news story" I've ever read. I'm on a team that's full of racism and I've complained to GLB and they've said it's fine.
I wonder why this guy was picked on? It sounds like he checked his facts.
Wow that sucks man, good luck with that but may be if you change that burgundy and gold to blue and orange people will treat you better!
Chomp Chomp Brotha!Last edited May 29, 2008 09:07:44
the47x
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Ladies and Gentleman of this thread,
Some of you may have found this thread humorous. Many others (including myself) were offended by my casual use of derogatory homosexual terms. I wrote chronic23 an apology via PM. Hopefully he can forgive me and we can be friends. People, making fun of homosexuals is wrong. Plain and simple. Falsely accusing someone of homosexuality is not funny in the slightest bit. Finding it humorous is even worse. As we all know, Freddie Mercury (a homosexual) died because people made fun of him because he was "queer". For those of you who thought this thread was amusing you need to go home and take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. Just imagine the horror you would experience if someone wrote a FAKE newspaper article about how your GLB player was fond of men and called him a "fudgepacker" and a "gaybo". You probably wouldn't feel like laughing, now would you? I urge everyone to reevaluate their life and see why they think this type of thing is humorous and take proper action. Thank you for your time and God bless.
Apologetically yours,
the47x
Some of you may have found this thread humorous. Many others (including myself) were offended by my casual use of derogatory homosexual terms. I wrote chronic23 an apology via PM. Hopefully he can forgive me and we can be friends. People, making fun of homosexuals is wrong. Plain and simple. Falsely accusing someone of homosexuality is not funny in the slightest bit. Finding it humorous is even worse. As we all know, Freddie Mercury (a homosexual) died because people made fun of him because he was "queer". For those of you who thought this thread was amusing you need to go home and take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. Just imagine the horror you would experience if someone wrote a FAKE newspaper article about how your GLB player was fond of men and called him a "fudgepacker" and a "gaybo". You probably wouldn't feel like laughing, now would you? I urge everyone to reevaluate their life and see why they think this type of thing is humorous and take proper action. Thank you for your time and God bless.
Apologetically yours,
the47x
Last edited May 29, 2008 23:05:07
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