Originally posted by jdpbernal
Issued a friendly against your team.... I want to see how my defense has improved from our last game.
I'm sorry, the Assassins do not participate in assisted suicides....but here are some of the other services we do provide:
standard assassinations - If you want to keep things simple...ex: a score of 20-10
apparent accidents - If you worry about your team questioning your ability , you may want to pick this option...ex: We can make it seem that you got so busy with real-life stuff that you forgot to set Al
sudden illnesses - There are several substances that will cause vital organs to "spontaneously" shut down several hours after the substance has been ingested.....ex: 116-3, "must be a bug in GLB"
framing of innocent suspects - If you want to be in the clear we can make sure that someone else's "fingerprints" are found on the "smoking gun".......ex: We can put up around 72pts. making it appear it was your DC's inability to put out a good game plan and you can fire him with just cause.
Company policies:
Your payment is due no later than 72 hours after the hit. In the event that you are unable to pay the balance in full by due time, you don't have to put any effort into trying to contact us....we will find you.
