Goal Line Blitz - American Football MMORPG

Drago
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Apr 14, 2009 15:54:52

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Originally posted by kenmoody
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert

Originally posted by Chop_Lobster

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert

just go with my gut instincts, it's much more exciting and thrilling that way.

lol, one thing is for sure. You're too long winded.

I kind of just go with my nut instinct

LOL, i'm too long winded in telling my stories, but it's not the same thing to be "on the spot" and to just talk about it for conversational purposes. I'm only long winded in that part of the process, cause I tend to ramble as I type, cause why not, lalala, i'm not really paying attention, trying to watch TV at the same time, talk on the phone, and what were we talking about again?

Dont hate on TSE. He knows what he's talking about. Even started filming his own helpful videos...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBAPRrJy5JQ

Please tell me that's the one where the dude listens to some techno song everytime before he goes out...

Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:02:08

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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
...

Of course you will always get the occasional "well how are you so sure you are the best for me?",....

"well that's because I don't make claims that I can't back up and I'm a man of my word, and when I say something, I prove it, besides I don't want to spoil all the good details and surprises for you, it's less fun that way, so do something exciting for once in your life and actually take a chance to be happy, you'll see..., so let's go *smile*"

Wow. No wonder you spend so much time alone.

Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:05:55

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Here´s TSE after a romantic night out: http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1239589202/Whore_Fights_John_Who_Refused_to_Pay

Chop_Lobster
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Apr 14, 2009 16:09:58

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^^ Good stuff, however this isn't a bash TSE thread. Give us a pick up line. k?

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Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:12:28

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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

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Chop_Lobster
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Apr 14, 2009 16:14:32

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lol, that reminds me of a old joke.

"Did you hear about the hooker that went out on a fishing boat?... She came back with fifty bucks and a red snapper".

Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:18:50

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So....How am I doin'?

Chop_Lobster
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Apr 14, 2009 16:19:34

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idk, would work on me I guess

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Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:21:36

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Don´t be picky, I wasn´t.

Chop_Lobster
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Apr 14, 2009 16:24:08

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k, the number is 867-5309

let's hook it up.... you got that 50 bucks?

Kevin Smith
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Apr 14, 2009 16:25:29

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I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

Cactus71
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Apr 14, 2009 16:27:08

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wtf

Chop_Lobster
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Apr 14, 2009 16:27:39

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omgfuck

Imunna tongue dart your fart pipe

HULK
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Apr 14, 2009 16:27:44

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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
I don't need to tell you a line like all of these other clowns in this place, how about you just come home with me and hang out and it will be just a matter of time before it becomes obvious that I was the best choice for you. So you ready?
...

Of course you will always get the occasional "well how are you so sure you are the best for me?",....

"well that's because I don't make claims that I can't back up and I'm a man of my word, and when I say something, I prove it, besides I don't want to spoil all the good details and surprises for you, it's less fun that way, so do something exciting for once in your life and actually take a chance to be happy, you'll see..., so let's go *smile*"

GROAN

HULK
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Apr 14, 2009 16:28:12

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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by jfbueno

and THAT my friends, is why TSE ain't getting any.

You have no idea how much I've "gotten" with my ways. I may not look like Hugh Jackman, but I get the most out of what I'm working with of any man I've ever met, except for one guy, who was really, really impressive with his ways, that guy has me beat. He was fat and ugly, and he scored so many hot chicks in college that it just absolutely blew my mind.

DOUBLE GROAN

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