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I'm not a tester, nor do I know anyone who is beyond the speculation available in the open forums (and thanks tpat for coming forward as one).

I have, however, been testing how to reliably lose in the playoffs for several seasons now. Any questions on how to do that, PM me.

Season 8: The season of paranoia.

Originally posted by Okole
Originally posted by coachviking


And Yes I SWEAR ON BEER

i believe coachviking

speaking of which --- coach, i got some homemade sam adams that's gonna be unveiled at poker night tomorrow. you gotta come down to tejas sometime

OOHHHH Homemade beer and Poker sounds like a plan.

Originally posted by coachviking
I AM NOT A FREAKING TESTER. Nor are any of the EVIL GM'S as far as I know. If they were the Bastards sure as hell weren't sharing.

And Yes I SWEAR ON BEER

But that doesn't mean they don't have tester information as one of your gm's repeatedly said during this thread:

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2067898&page=1

and especially here. http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2067898&page=156 post #2

I've been testing this game for 7 seasons now. I just don't report my findings except rarely in the bugs forum, and I have to pay 25 flex for my tests. I make every effort to use what I have learned to my advantage.

Our center actually has a 'trophy' saying he is a second group alpha tester or something...never even thought twice about it...of course, he doesn't own a team...

If the Monkeys had any kind of tester information we sure as hell wouldn't have lost in the 2nd round

I'll be testing how much eighteen-year Glenlivet I can drink in Philly tonight before I feel compelled to stumble outside and expose my bottom to passersby. Does that make me a tester?

Originally posted by G B Evil
If the Monkeys had any kind of tester information we sure as hell wouldn't have lost in the 2nd round

Testing didnt start until Feb 1....it was of no use for season 7 basically. Season 8 is however another question.

Easy enough for a mod or admin to find by checking pm's and forums. Deleted threads are still there you just cant see them, same for pm's.

I'm not a tester, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

I don't see any testers on the Monkeys at the moment, although we don't really care so much. I think we are taking it more as a challenge to beat testers.

Originally posted by G B Evil
I don't see any testers on the Monkeys at the moment, although we don't really care so much. I think we are taking it more as a challenge to beat testers.

That may or may not be true. No one knows until/if testers names are released. However, that still does not get you out of the woods by any means. This is still and always will be out there.

http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2067898&page=1

and especially here. http://goallineblitz.com/game/forum_thread.pl?thread_id=2067898&page=156 post #2

Originally posted by krwynn
This is still and always will be out there.

Admins can delete threads though.

Originally posted by Painmaker


I have, however, been testing how to reliably lose in the playoffs for several seasons now.

I can do it quicker than you though!

Originally posted by Okole

i believe coachviking

Well if anybody was going to lie about it though, he'd be the one, I don't automatically believe anything that comes off of his keyboard. Deceit is the number 1 thing he uses to gain advantages in the game, so why would this issue be any different?

Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
Originally posted by Okole


i believe coachviking

Well if anybody was going to lie about it though, he'd be the one, I don't automatically believe anything that comes off of his keyboard. Deceit is the number 1 thing he uses to gain advantages in the game, so why would this issue be any different?



Ah, you angry little troll. It is said that you need to continue to stalk me. I understand, that it's totally out of jealousy but the act is getting old.

How's this for an idea. Maybe if you spent more time on DDL and less on trying to bust my balls(by the way you might be the most humorless troll in glb), you could figure out a way to do something you never have in USA pro, get past round 2 of the playoffs. 5 tries and never made it to a conference title, that is pretty freaking weak.