Nah I prefer to stay off of eBay to avoid the fees, direct paypal is the best way to go.
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
umm..hmm....
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
umm..hmm....
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
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Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
Wait, I've got it now. You cut the foil in half, putting half on each end of the Qtip. One half goes in you, the other half in the monkey and voila.....you have bridged the link between monkey and mankind, sending you back in time to witness evolution as it happens.
I can't wait to try this :excited:
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
Wait, I've got it now. You cut the foil in half, putting half on each end of the Qtip. One half goes in you, the other half in the monkey and voila.....you have bridged the link between monkey and mankind, sending you back in time to witness evolution as it happens.
I can't wait to try this :excited:
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Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
YOUTUBE worthy IMO
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
YOUTUBE worthy IMO
jearly
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Originally posted by The Duff Man
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
Wait, I've got it now. You cut the foil in half, putting half on each end of the Qtip. One half goes in you, the other half in the monkey and voila.....you have bridged the link between monkey and mankind, sending you back in time to witness evolution as it happens.
I can't wait to try this :excited:
Originally posted by coachviking
YOUTUBE worthy IMO
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually
hmmm...
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by The Duff Man
I call BS. Pushing a foil gum wrapper up your butt with a Qtip is NOT TIME TRAVELLING!
Even if it does feel great......
what if you have a monkey do it?
Wait, I've got it now. You cut the foil in half, putting half on each end of the Qtip. One half goes in you, the other half in the monkey and voila.....you have bridged the link between monkey and mankind, sending you back in time to witness evolution as it happens.
I can't wait to try this :excited:
Originally posted by coachviking
YOUTUBE worthy IMO
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
It's funny cause we shot a video one time where I explain to the audience how to build a time machine with using a Q-tip and a gum wrapper and nothing else. It'll probably pop up on Youtube eventually

hmmm...
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Originally posted by jfbueno
Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back smaller after the whoopings we take from em every season
fyp.
Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back smaller after the whoopings we take from em every season

fyp.
Last edited Feb 6, 2009 11:49:55
jearly
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Originally posted by krwynn
Originally posted by jfbueno
Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back smaller after the whoopings we take from em every season
fyp.
hmmm
Originally posted by jfbueno
Monkeys eat em, but they just keep growing back smaller after the whoopings we take from em every season

fyp.
hmmm
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Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by remus7x
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno
I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains
you suck Marauder balls?
Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM
UH No. The Evil Monkeys Initiation involves the Following:
Beer
A Midget
4 gallons of Blue Cheese
Jumper Cables
A Halogen Light Bulb
2 Pairs of size 14 Air Jordans 1988 version
The 9 of spades
8 Clothes Pins
A wet/dry Vacum
No Marauder balls are used in our Official "Welcome to Evil" Initiation
i never did anything with any of those
lol
Originally posted by remus7x
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno
I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains
you suck Marauder balls?
Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM
UH No. The Evil Monkeys Initiation involves the Following:
Beer
A Midget
4 gallons of Blue Cheese
Jumper Cables
A Halogen Light Bulb
2 Pairs of size 14 Air Jordans 1988 version
The 9 of spades
8 Clothes Pins
A wet/dry Vacum
No Marauder balls are used in our Official "Welcome to Evil" Initiation
i never did anything with any of those
lol
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Originally posted by Juggalokai
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by remus7x
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno
I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains
you suck Marauder balls?
Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM
UH No. The Evil Monkeys Initiation involves the Following:
Beer
A Midget
4 gallons of Blue Cheese
Jumper Cables
A Halogen Light Bulb
2 Pairs of size 14 Air Jordans 1988 version
The 9 of spades
8 Clothes Pins
A wet/dry Vacum
No Marauder balls are used in our Official "Welcome to Evil" Initiation
i never did anything with any of those
lol
You were passed out You have no idea. Also, you don't do it, it get done to you.
Originally posted by coachviking
Originally posted by remus7x
Originally posted by jearly
Originally posted by jfbueno
I hear marauder balls are more tasty then monkey brains
you suck Marauder balls?
Thats actually the initiation to get on MEM
UH No. The Evil Monkeys Initiation involves the Following:
Beer
A Midget
4 gallons of Blue Cheese
Jumper Cables
A Halogen Light Bulb
2 Pairs of size 14 Air Jordans 1988 version
The 9 of spades
8 Clothes Pins
A wet/dry Vacum
No Marauder balls are used in our Official "Welcome to Evil" Initiation
i never did anything with any of those
lol
You were passed out You have no idea. Also, you don't do it, it get done to you.
MattMan Firespot
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you dont cook em you eat them raw.
you take a table and cut a 2 inch circular hole in the middle...and then cut the table in half but hinge it so it closes.
take the live monkey and put his head in the table and close it.
a bunch of people sit around the table with mallets and beat the monkeys head until he dies. cut it open. eat the brains.
faces of death. true stories.
you take a table and cut a 2 inch circular hole in the middle...and then cut the table in half but hinge it so it closes.
take the live monkey and put his head in the table and close it.
a bunch of people sit around the table with mallets and beat the monkeys head until he dies. cut it open. eat the brains.
faces of death. true stories.
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Originally posted by MattMan Firespot
you dont cook em you eat them raw.
you take a table and cut a 2 inch circular hole in the middle...and then cut the table in half but hinge it so it closes.
take the live monkey and put his head in the table and close it.
a bunch of people sit around the table with mallets and beat the monkeys head until he dies. cut it open. eat the brains.
faces of death. true stories.
Was going to post a link to that video, but figured someone here was a PETA member (bucs99) so I didn't
you dont cook em you eat them raw.
you take a table and cut a 2 inch circular hole in the middle...and then cut the table in half but hinge it so it closes.
take the live monkey and put his head in the table and close it.
a bunch of people sit around the table with mallets and beat the monkeys head until he dies. cut it open. eat the brains.
faces of death. true stories.
Was going to post a link to that video, but figured someone here was a PETA member (bucs99) so I didn't
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lmao@peta...tell em to go fuck some broccoli 
saw that vid@9years old, actually felt bad for the monkey. But yea, probably a bit graphic for a peta-poop.

saw that vid@9years old, actually felt bad for the monkey. But yea, probably a bit graphic for a peta-poop.
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Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.
It'll never work without 3 quarts of Clydesdale semen.
That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.
It'll never work without 3 quarts of Clydesdale semen.
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Originally posted by Primate
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.
It'll never work without 3 quarts of Clydesdale semen.
Yeah I suppose the workers would get thirsty while assembling everything else.
Originally posted by The Strategy Expert
That sounds almost exactly like the recipe for a time machine. Amazing how similar the two are.
It'll never work without 3 quarts of Clydesdale semen.
Yeah I suppose the workers would get thirsty while assembling everything else.
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