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It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky
JT83
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Originally posted by Gargus
I think i should hold a protest, protesting protests...
http://www.bostonsos.com/node/456
haha I liked this one
I think i should hold a protest, protesting protests...
http://www.bostonsos.com/node/456
haha I liked this one
TaintStick
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They’re fucking relentless.
Gargus
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I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
JT83
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Originally posted by Gargus
I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
And whether you are going to share. I would imagine that taunting a duck with bread and then eating it will earn you more scorn than someone without bread.
I find that a duck's opinion of me is heavily influenced by whether or not I have bread.
And whether you are going to share. I would imagine that taunting a duck with bread and then eating it will earn you more scorn than someone without bread.
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I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Originally posted by Joe Boo
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Wish I would have known that the time they stopped working when I was only half way up...I was stuck there for 3 hours.
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Wish I would have known that the time they stopped working when I was only half way up...I was stuck there for 3 hours.
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Originally posted by Joe Boo
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg ftw!
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg ftw!
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Originally posted by Punk Rock Jocks
Originally posted by Joe Boo
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg ftw!
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
Originally posted by Joe Boo
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
Mitch Hedberg ftw!
You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
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Originally posted by Joe Boo
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
es⋅ca⋅la⋅tor
/ˈɛskəˌleɪtər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [es-kuh-ley-ter] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. Also called moving staircase, moving stairway. a continuously moving stairway on an endless loop for carrying passengers up or down.
If the escalator is out of commission it is indeed broken. Non-automated stairs are not the same thing as an escalator. If a toilet can't flush, is it not "broken" because you can still take a shit in it?
I like escalators because an escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
es⋅ca⋅la⋅tor
/ˈɛskəˌleɪtər/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [es-kuh-ley-ter] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. Also called moving staircase, moving stairway. a continuously moving stairway on an endless loop for carrying passengers up or down.
If the escalator is out of commission it is indeed broken. Non-automated stairs are not the same thing as an escalator. If a toilet can't flush, is it not "broken" because you can still take a shit in it?
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