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Romaine seems to be KICKING ASS, I think the people have spoken.

Personally, I would vote for Iceberg, but I feel like the weird maroon leafy lettuce would win because all the weird maroon leafy lettuces around the country would finally come out and vote for it because it really is time for change.

I heard there was an E. coli outbreak at three different suppliers of romaine lettuce today. My brother got cancer from eating too much iceberg (true story). And no one likes arugula.

Weird maroon leafy lettuce has never been associated with disease. The choice is easy.

Romaine ez pz

Guys, if you are voting for some lettuce you'd like to have a beer with, please reconsider what the job of the President of the United States actually does.


Thx

Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Guys, if you are voting for some lettuce you'd like to have a beer with, please reconsider what the job of the President of the United States actually does.

Frankly, if it's too pretentious to put on my plate it's too pretentious to serve in the White House. Are you looking for something you might find on some fancy Parisian dish? You gotta count on it being able to top a real American's burger if you're going to entrust it with the keys to our strategic nuclear deterrent.





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Some mod hates lettuce

Write in vote ITT

I don't quite see what you did there

Originally posted by Capaneus
Some mod hates lettuce

The feast....


it's ruined