Originally posted by serialced
oh and some jokes:
Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Being raped.
Now that is funny
oh and some jokes:
Q: What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A: Being raped.
Now that is funny
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What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb
You can unscrew a light bulb
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How is a hurricane like a marriage?
At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
At the beginning there's a lot of blowing and sucking, and when it's over your house is gone.
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An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand."
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these jokes all suck, here are some good ones:
Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had Cerebral Palsy.
Q: what did the poor blind orphan get for christmas?
A: Cancer
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: To go and seek counseling or at least some kind of legal advice because her significant other appears, on the surface at least, to be violent and dangerous.
Man: Excuse me sir, there seems to be a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Deepest apologies sir, this is extremely embarrassing. Let us offer you anything on the menu for free; this certainly won't happen again.
A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.
So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"
The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"
"You're ugly."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One holds groceries, the other molests children.
Q: Why couldn't Sally ride a bike?
A: Because Sally had Cerebral Palsy.
Q: what did the poor blind orphan get for christmas?
A: Cancer
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A: To go and seek counseling or at least some kind of legal advice because her significant other appears, on the surface at least, to be violent and dangerous.
Man: Excuse me sir, there seems to be a fly in my soup.
Waiter: Deepest apologies sir, this is extremely embarrassing. Let us offer you anything on the menu for free; this certainly won't happen again.
A man goes to a grocery store. While he is there, he buys:
bread
cheese
and milk.
So as he is checking out, getting ready to pay, the cashier says: "Hey, you're single, aren't you?"
The man is astonished. "Wow, that's incredible. How did you know that?"
"You're ugly."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One holds groceries, the other molests children.
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Originally posted by serialced
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Even better the second time around!
A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime.
Even better the second time around!
Originally posted by serialced
oh and some jokes:
Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.
I lol'd :\
oh and some jokes:
Q: What is purple and, when thrown against the wall, causes the neighbor's phone to ring?
A: Coincidence.
I lol'd :\
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Originally posted by serialced
lulz i hope you're kidding about the gameplanning stuff...
yea me too
lulz i hope you're kidding about the gameplanning stuff...
yea me too
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Originally posted by HoustonMark
Originally posted by kenyon1977
Originally posted by henne
No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons
Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem...
How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
i just saw woman+golf and lol'd.
you know once she gets in that golfcart she will blindly cut someone off, run a redlight, and wreck her too big for her 5'1" frame SUV-cart
Originally posted by kenyon1977
Originally posted by henne
No blowouts...which is a good thing. Biggest win was Ufa's over the someone gutted Dogdandy Dragons
Then the league must be fixed, Randy's job is done, and everyone can start telling some damn jokes,
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.
When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."
When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.
The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem...
How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?"
i just saw woman+golf and lol'd.
you know once she gets in that golfcart she will blindly cut someone off, run a redlight, and wreck her too big for her 5'1" frame SUV-cart
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Randy welcomes a penis into his anus
*insert pic here*
lol
Randy welcomes a penis into his anus
*insert pic here*
lol
Club America
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Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by Club America
man, theres a lot of stupid fucks in this forum.
that's only compared to you, and that isn't even fair since you are the awesomest smartest person on the planet
Dont kid yourself, im a complete fuckhead ask Kenyon
Originally posted by Club America
man, theres a lot of stupid fucks in this forum.
that's only compared to you, and that isn't even fair since you are the awesomest smartest person on the planet
Dont kid yourself, im a complete fuckhead ask Kenyon
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Originally posted by Club America
Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by Club America
man, theres a lot of stupid fucks in this forum.
that's only compared to you, and that isn't even fair since you are the awesomest smartest person on the planet
Dont kid yourself, im a complete fuckhead ask Kenyon
working on getting himself moved up in the douchebag power rankings!!!
Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by Club America
man, theres a lot of stupid fucks in this forum.
that's only compared to you, and that isn't even fair since you are the awesomest smartest person on the planet
Dont kid yourself, im a complete fuckhead ask Kenyon
working on getting himself moved up in the douchebag power rankings!!!
Omle
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Originally posted by thegenerel
Randy welcomes a penis into his anus
*insert pic here*
Please watch your language, Keep it clean for there are kids around and people thats arent too fond on it.
Action taken = Offical Warning
Thankyou <3
Randy welcomes a penis into his anus
*insert pic here*
Please watch your language, Keep it clean for there are kids around and people thats arent too fond on it.
Action taken = Offical Warning
Thankyou <3
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