Warrior General Games

Listen here inferior one, and listen closely. You sir are a walking douchebag who is so damn scared of my superior DE, that you spend your free time going out of your way to attempt to insult my him. Let me make things clear to you, since you obviously have a comprehension problem, and obviously aren't able to decipher a superior player, such as myself, from an average player, such as your piece of shit OT(one look at your family, and it's clear retardation runs rampant in your family). I have been playing since the first season on here, and there have been MANY, MANY OT's that have sent me messages pregame informing me that they have NEVER given up a sack, and that they will embarrass me when we play each other. Pretty needless to say that, except for people like you who clearly were born retarded, I have destroyed each and every one of these supposed "studs".

Now if you are still just mad because I gave your mother a cleveland steamer while making your "failure at life" father watch, then so be it. I'd be mad if I was you too. Especially since your mothers vag was so loose, it resembled a wizards sleeve(I mean really... It was like two pieces of bologna just hanging there. I mean, you could made window curtains outta that shit).....

On top of that, unfortunately it looks like your sister took after your mother, which I had the "pleasure" of finding out when I walked in on your father holding her legs behind her head licking peanut butter out of her va-jay-jay.. Sweet jesus is all I have to say. For all those wondering, she is basically the down syndrome version of Rosie O'donnell. I gotta admit though..... Those downee's sure know how to give a good fukc. She was giving your dad quite the treat. And she even finished him off in the bathroom by giving him a nice blumpkin to cap the night off.

So I guess all you have in your life is your "badass" OT on GLB. lulz I almost feel bad that I will be taking that away from you too after what Ive seen and done to your family. Well, I take that back because I actually got you a gift. You're gonna be a NEW big brother in 9 months. Just ask MOM!! If that little shit comes out with the retard gene from your family's side though, Im putting that bitch up for adoption like your sister should have been.

Peace out son...? Or are you my 1/2 son now? lulz Who cares. I hope you and your family starves to death anyways. You guys are single-handedly fucking up evolution with your polluted genes. Hurry up and die already. Buh-bye!!!

I can't figure out what you edited there.

I do like how it ends with a smiley face though

This game was a lot more fun before all the kids started showing up.

I heard (read) that!!

Originally posted by Jarrik
This game was a lot more fun before all the kids started showing up.

U MAD????????????????????????????????

Originally posted by Mr. Jingles
Originally posted by Jarrik

This game was a lot more fun before all the kids started showing up.

U MAD????????????????????????????????

Nah brah, he's sad.

Originally posted by tobias funke
Listen here inferior one, and listen closely. You sir are a walking douchebag who is so damn scared of my superior DE, that you spend your free time going out of your way to attempt to insult my him. Let me make things clear to you, since you obviously have a comprehension problem, and obviously aren't able to decipher a superior player, such as myself, from an average player, such as your piece of shit OT(one look at your family, and it's clear retardation runs rampant in your family). I have been playing since the first season on here, and there have been MANY, MANY OT's that have sent me messages pregame informing me that they have NEVER given up a sack, and that they will embarrass me when we play each other. Pretty needless to say that, except for people like you who clearly were born retarded, I have destroyed each and every one of these supposed "studs".

Now if you are still just mad because I gave your mother a cleveland steamer while making your "failure at life" father watch, then so be it. I'd be mad if I was you too. Especially since your mothers vag was so loose, it resembled a wizards sleeve(I mean really... It was like two pieces of bologna just hanging there. I mean, you could made window curtains outta that shit).....

On top of that, unfortunately it looks like your sister took after your mother, which I had the "pleasure" of finding out when I walked in on your father holding her legs behind her head licking peanut butter out of her va-jay-jay.. Sweet jesus is all I have to say. For all those wondering, she is basically the down syndrome version of Rosie O'donnell. I gotta admit though..... Those downee's sure know how to give a good fukc. She was giving your dad quite the treat. And she even finished him off in the bathroom by giving him a nice blumpkin to cap the night off.

So I guess all you have in your life is your "badass" OT on GLB. lulz I almost feel bad that I will be taking that away from you too after what Ive seen and done to your family. Well, I take that back because I actually got you a gift. You're gonna be a NEW big brother in 9 months. Just ask MOM!! If that little shit comes out with the retard gene from your family's side though, Im putting that bitch up for adoption like your sister should have been.

Peace out son...? Or are you my 1/2 son now? lulz Who cares. I hope you and your family starves to death anyways. You guys are single-handedly fucking up evolution with your polluted genes. Hurry up and die already. Buh-bye!!!

I wonder what you do for a living

Originally posted by Jarrik
This game was a lot more fun before all the kids started showing up.

holy shit you're a fucking llama

ill just leave this here:
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/2537/guesswhova0.jpg

Originally posted by phthalatemagic
Originally posted by tobias funke

Listen here inferior one, and listen closely. You sir are a walking douchebag who is so damn scared of my superior DE, that you spend your free time going out of your way to attempt to insult my him. Let me make things clear to you, since you obviously have a comprehension problem, and obviously aren't able to decipher a superior player, such as myself, from an average player, such as your piece of shit OT(one look at your family, and it's clear retardation runs rampant in your family). I have been playing since the first season on here, and there have been MANY, MANY OT's that have sent me messages pregame informing me that they have NEVER given up a sack, and that they will embarrass me when we play each other. Pretty needless to say that, except for people like you who clearly were born retarded, I have destroyed each and every one of these supposed "studs".

Now if you are still just mad because I gave your mother a cleveland steamer while making your "failure at life" father watch, then so be it. I'd be mad if I was you too. Especially since your mothers vag was so loose, it resembled a wizards sleeve(I mean really... It was like two pieces of bologna just hanging there. I mean, you could made window curtains outta that shit).....

On top of that, unfortunately it looks like your sister took after your mother, which I had the "pleasure" of finding out when I walked in on your father holding her legs behind her head licking peanut butter out of her va-jay-jay.. Sweet jesus is all I have to say. For all those wondering, she is basically the down syndrome version of Rosie O'donnell. I gotta admit though..... Those downee's sure know how to give a good fukc. She was giving your dad quite the treat. And she even finished him off in the bathroom by giving him a nice blumpkin to cap the night off.

So I guess all you have in your life is your "badass" OT on GLB. lulz I almost feel bad that I will be taking that away from you too after what Ive seen and done to your family. Well, I take that back because I actually got you a gift. You're gonna be a NEW big brother in 9 months. Just ask MOM!! If that little shit comes out with the retard gene from your family's side though, Im putting that bitch up for adoption like your sister should have been.

Peace out son...? Or are you my 1/2 son now? lulz Who cares. I hope you and your family starves to death anyways. You guys are single-handedly fucking up evolution with your polluted genes. Hurry up and die already. Buh-bye!!!

I wonder what you do for a living

I think you'd be surprised by what he does for a living.

Originally posted by Phaedron
Originally posted by phthalatemagic

Originally posted by tobias funke


Listen here inferior one, and listen closely. You sir are a walking douchebag who is so damn scared of my superior DE, that you spend your free time going out of your way to attempt to insult my him. Let me make things clear to you, since you obviously have a comprehension problem, and obviously aren't able to decipher a superior player, such as myself, from an average player, such as your piece of shit OT(one look at your family, and it's clear retardation runs rampant in your family). I have been playing since the first season on here, and there have been MANY, MANY OT's that have sent me messages pregame informing me that they have NEVER given up a sack, and that they will embarrass me when we play each other. Pretty needless to say that, except for people like you who clearly were born retarded, I have destroyed each and every one of these supposed "studs".

Now if you are still just mad because I gave your mother a cleveland steamer while making your "failure at life" father watch, then so be it. I'd be mad if I was you too. Especially since your mothers vag was so loose, it resembled a wizards sleeve(I mean really... It was like two pieces of bologna just hanging there. I mean, you could made window curtains outta that shit).....

On top of that, unfortunately it looks like your sister took after your mother, which I had the "pleasure" of finding out when I walked in on your father holding her legs behind her head licking peanut butter out of her va-jay-jay.. Sweet jesus is all I have to say. For all those wondering, she is basically the down syndrome version of Rosie O'donnell. I gotta admit though..... Those downee's sure know how to give a good fukc. She was giving your dad quite the treat. And she even finished him off in the bathroom by giving him a nice blumpkin to cap the night off.

So I guess all you have in your life is your "badass" OT on GLB. lulz I almost feel bad that I will be taking that away from you too after what Ive seen and done to your family. Well, I take that back because I actually got you a gift. You're gonna be a NEW big brother in 9 months. Just ask MOM!! If that little shit comes out with the retard gene from your family's side though, Im putting that bitch up for adoption like your sister should have been.

Peace out son...? Or are you my 1/2 son now? lulz Who cares. I hope you and your family starves to death anyways. You guys are single-handedly fucking up evolution with your polluted genes. Hurry up and die already. Buh-bye!!!

I wonder what you do for a living

I think you'd be surprised by what he does for a living.

do you actually know? i have rough idea. he tries to cyber with me on AIM all the time (serious)

edit- im talking about Mr Jingles, as he was the one who wrote that. Tobias Funke copy/pasted that

no that is original tobias funke material

Originally posted by tobias funke
no that is original tobias funke material

I'm pretty sure original tobias funke material would include clever double entendres which are actually funny.

Originally posted by Black Box
I'm pretty sure original tobias funke material would include clever double entendres which are actually funny.

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