Originally posted by PapaBear.OR
There once were some Pirates from Lampung
who's football team sucked it doth seem
in the playoffs they choked
they're one good eye got poked
sealing the legend of the Tar Fars supreme
Tar Fars wuped them in the playoffs last year
some say durakbane did shed a tear
For his Pirates are louts
and they choke when it counts
and all Lampung shall cry in its beer
Considering you probably spend all season working that one out, it is pathetic.

Here's mine:
Punty, Punty, everywhere.
Giving tires a big scare.
Packers, Bears run like deers.
Papa, Rusty, all are queers.
They like to talk, like to brag.
After t'day, their heads will sag.
The pirates are here to take the game.
Papa's poem is really lame.
So write some more 'bout how we suck.
Just so you know we don't give a f---
