LOL, wow, do you actually believe that we are being serious on here? Wait, don't answer that, seeing your reaction is hilarious enough!
fletch...right now it looks like you are the woman with the sand in her vagina, did you have a bad day or something? I think you should give Alcoholics Anonymous a call tomorrow, that's kinda excessive drinking (Not too mention each beer has about 150 calories, can't be good for you or your liver...)