Warrior General Games

Originally posted by durakbane
Originally posted by Mornacale


I shoved something down your mom's windpipe once. You could call it a tube.

I have been laughing at that comment for a quite a while now. Classic...especially since he might have been telling the truth...which he wasn't.

Still laughing. I guess I have nothing better to do!

Man, you guys are cold. The dudes mom passed away. You all should be ashamed of yourselves! Yer all a boatload of baldheaded body-snatchers on a malevolent menagerie! Scallywags, each and every one a ya me says.

Originally posted by PapaBear.OR
Man, you guys are cold. The dudes mom passed away. You all should be ashamed of yourselves! Yer all a boatload of baldheaded body-snatchers on a malevolent menagerie! Scallywags, each and every one a ya me says.

I like how you gradually started talking pirate. Nice! BTW, we all know Rusty's mom didn't die of cancer...she left him as a child because of her addiction to porn.

Originally posted by durakbane

she left him as a child because of her addiction to porn.

that's my kind of woman.

Originally posted by Rusty Trombone
my mother died of cancer when i was seven. lung cancer, specifically, from waitressing to keep food on the table. had dad been around, i probably wouldnt have been shuttled from foster home to foster home, nor spent a few years in juvie.

i keep a picture of mom in my wallet, it's an old pic from when she was young and life hadnt destroyed her yet. there was such vitality in her eyes, it's a shame the only actual memory i have of her is with tubes shoved down her windpipe. i suppose i'll agree those last few weeks in the hospital, she might not have been pretty in the classical sense, but she loved us, and she tried. tried too hard, i suppose.

That's so sad I almost shed a tear. But I had my eye patch on so no one saw it. Oh and by the way, Yo mama's WASso fat whenever someone yells Kool Aid she comes crashing through the wall!

Originally posted by Outlaw Dogs

That's so sad I almost shed a tear. But I had my eye patch on so no one saw it.

Me too, except I wear one on each eye. Give me problems when driving though.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Originally posted by cowboys74
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


How about trying a joke that hasn't already been used.

Originally posted by durakbane

Yo mama so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...oh wait, you don't have a Daddy.

Rusty...good one. Again, you've convinced at least one individual it was 'possibly' true.
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No wonder you are a kicker.

Originally posted by durakbane
Originally posted by cowboys74

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


How about trying a joke that hasn't already been used.

Originally posted by durakbane


Yo mama so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye...oh wait, you don't have a Daddy.

Rusty...good one. Again, you've convinced at least one individual it was 'possibly' true.
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No wonder you are a kicker.

I did'nt see that.
No wonder your a dork

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Has that one been used yet dorkbane?

YO MAMA IS SO OLD... SHE WAS THE WAITRESS IN THE LAST SUPPER!!!

Your Momma's would be ashamed of all of you for making fun of this man's poor dead mother.

This to you and yours: http://www.bantjes.com/marian/pictures/su_spot-black.gif

Originally posted by PapaBear.OR
Your Momma's would be ashamed of all of you for making fun of this man's poor dead mother.

This to you and yours: http://www.bantjes.com/marian/pictures/su_spot-black.gif

I don't get it...

Originally posted by ElementalShock
Originally posted by PapaBear.OR

Your Momma's would be ashamed of all of you for making fun of this man's poor dead mother.

This to you and yours: http://www.bantjes.com/marian/pictures/su_spot-black.gif

I don't get it...
Cause yer not a scallywag....................................... right? Attel learn ya. Yer no pirate, you shouldn't be playing pirate games lest ye fall in with the likes of them.

My client, Anytime Hurricane, asked me to relay this message to the Pirates

"The Hurricane is happy to be in East St Louis, playing next to his idol, Antonio "Moose" Sharpe, and even happier to face the Bandar Pirates. Anytime has not forgotten the underhanded acts of this group, and has been waiting for this day to come. The Hurricane has layed low as of late, but know this Pirates, Anytime has you in his sights."