no. literally google "complaint generator".... its the funniest shit ever....
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Like this
Mr. Prince Darius has had his say, and this is mine. For the sake of review, if I had to choose the most rambunctious specimen from Mr. Darius's welter of harebrained gabble, it would have to be Mr. Darius's claim that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. He is planning to provide support to backwards banana republics and their hotheaded dictators. This does not bode well for the future because he is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore!
Mr. Darius struts like a god on Mount Olympus, looking down on us mortals below. Here, too, the exception proves the rule: Mr. Darius claims to be fighting for equality. What he's really fighting for, however, is equality in degradation, by which I mean that today, we might have let Mr. Darius replicate the most sullen structures of contemporary life. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Prince Darius. He wants to hijack the word "pathologicopsychological" and use it to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and viperine, counter-productive neopaganism. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants. Mr. Darius recently got caught red-handed trying to inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.
Does Mr. Darius have a point? I really doubt it. He wishes he could buy "ethnic cleanser" at the grocery store. It follows from this that we must help you reflect and reexamine your views on Mr. Darius if we are ever to give you some background information about him. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must undoubtedly pursue because Mr. Darius is known for fabricating evidence. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that Mr. Darius was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires, then there is surely no hope for you. A final word: So far, the response from Mr. Prince Darius's camp has been tardy and equivocal.
Mr. Prince Darius has had his say, and this is mine. For the sake of review, if I had to choose the most rambunctious specimen from Mr. Darius's welter of harebrained gabble, it would have to be Mr. Darius's claim that all any child needs is a big dose of television every day. He is planning to provide support to backwards banana republics and their hotheaded dictators. This does not bode well for the future because he is driving me nuts. I can't take it anymore!
Mr. Darius struts like a god on Mount Olympus, looking down on us mortals below. Here, too, the exception proves the rule: Mr. Darius claims to be fighting for equality. What he's really fighting for, however, is equality in degradation, by which I mean that today, we might have let Mr. Darius replicate the most sullen structures of contemporary life. Tomorrow, we won't. Instead, we will improve the living conditions of the most vulnerable in our society -- the sick, the old, the disabled, the unemployed, and our youth -- all of whose lives are made miserable by Prince Darius. He wants to hijack the word "pathologicopsychological" and use it to operate in the gray area between legitimate activity and viperine, counter-productive neopaganism. Why he wants that, I don't know, but that's what he wants. Mr. Darius recently got caught red-handed trying to inflict untold misery, suffering, and distress. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.
Does Mr. Darius have a point? I really doubt it. He wishes he could buy "ethnic cleanser" at the grocery store. It follows from this that we must help you reflect and reexamine your views on Mr. Darius if we are ever to give you some background information about him. Yes, this is a bold, audacious, even unprecedented undertaking. Yes, it lacks any realistic guarantee of success. However, it is an undertaking that we must undoubtedly pursue because Mr. Darius is known for fabricating evidence. If, after hearing facts like that, you still believe that Mr. Darius was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires, then there is surely no hope for you. A final word: So far, the response from Mr. Prince Darius's camp has been tardy and equivocal.
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Originally posted by Wylo
no. literally google "complaint generator".... its the funniest shit ever....
I'd never heard of this, but it's hilarious. I think I'm just going to send out random complaints to my friends, and see what they say. Reactions are always the best.
no. literally google "complaint generator".... its the funniest shit ever....
I'd never heard of this, but it's hilarious. I think I'm just going to send out random complaints to my friends, and see what they say. Reactions are always the best.
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Hey, let's analyze things based on an internet forum.
I've got one: You're a huge nerd.
Thanks.
I've got one: You're a huge nerd.
Thanks.
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Originally posted by Kono22
Originally posted by Wylo
no. literally google "complaint generator".... its the funniest shit ever....I'd never heard of this, but it's hilarious. I think I'm just going to send out random complaints to my friends, and see what they say. Reactions are always the best.
i hadnt heard of it until i read this post... it's great....
Originally posted by Wylo
no. literally google "complaint generator".... its the funniest shit ever....I'd never heard of this, but it's hilarious. I think I'm just going to send out random complaints to my friends, and see what they say. Reactions are always the best.
i hadnt heard of it until i read this post... it's great....
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