(announcer) "It's been two days now since Mickey 'Killer Thumb' Mouse flipped the coin at mid field to choose sides to start the game. NASA has been in contact and says it's tracking the coin as it re-enters the atmosphere. So far it has held together and not burned up on re-entry. That's the good news. The bad news is it still hasn't landed and nobody knows when... or where, it might do so. The players remain sitting on the field... waiting. Arrangements have been made for food and blankets to be trucked in while they await the fate of the wayward coin. Nobody knows if GLB commissioner, Bort McBortyson has been informed yet or not... or if there's anything he CAN do. Maybe this is it... not with a bang, but a whimper does the game finally end... with a failed coin toss... from an aged referee. This has been special report by GLB News. I'm Theo Coyote, signing off." 
Edited by Theo Wizzago on Nov 3, 2021 06:52:25
