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Originally posted by Theo Wizzago
FYI... if you can't tell one slot from another...you had better ask her before you use one. Just sayin.

Taste test is the best way

Originally posted by Corndog
Taste test is the best way

what if that doesnt work?

Originally posted by Corndog
Taste test is the best way

Maybe... but I have a habit of trying to stick anything I lick onto an envelope. Not sure if that'd fly with the lady.

Yes please

it's like that joke w/ the magic apple


dude orders a bourbon and cola

bartender hands him an apple and says "trust me"

dude bites it, says "wow this taste just like bourbon ! "

bartender says "turn the apple around"

dude does, takes a bite out the other side and says" wow, taste just like cola ! "

another guy walks in, orders a vodka and OJ

bartender hands him an Apple , dude sitting next to him says"dude, try it , it's amazing"

so the guy takes a bite and says"wow, taste just like vodka"

bartender says "now turn the apple "

guy does, takes bite out of other side and says "wow, taste just like OJ, this is amazing !"

a third guy comes in, bartender ask the man "what can i get you"

man says "hmm,not sure... what do you have?"

dude sitting there says "you won't believe it, ut this bartender has magic apples, they taste like ANYTHING you ask for !!"

man says "OK" , after pondering for a couple seconds he says "Give me an apple that taste like Pussy then"

Bartender hands him an apple, and the man takes a bite
Spits it all over the bar and says

"This Apple taste like Shit"

TURN IT AROUND !!!