What the hell is wrong with me? My mom and dad weren't perfect But still you don't hear no cryin'-ass bitchin' from me Like there seems to be on everybody's CD
So just sit back and relax, and let me have your head for a minute I can show you somethin' in, it that has yet to be presented, HELL YEAH !!
Happy boy - wagging tail, flapping tongue, big stupid grin. I'm a GLB Labrador at home in the pack, playing with the other dogs. However, my owner neglects me. I get no fusses. I can't go in the house. I sit out in the yard surrounded by my own poop. He doesn't clean up. He ignores me most times.
But he can't do without me, I'm his seeing eye dog. Drives me nuts. The ingratitude and lack of consideration.
bartender shrug it off and gets the pirate a draft .
Pirate drinks it down in 1 gulp then Pirate says "ARG GET ME A BREW ,WENCH!"
bartender shrug it off and gets the pirate a draft, but this time notices something large in the pirates lower abdominal region
Pirate drinks it down in 1 gulp then Pirate says "ARG GET ME A BREW ,WENCH!"
this time bartender still obliges but get's a better look at that large object in the pirate's lap.... It's a STEERING WHEEL !!! curious, yet she gives the pirate his brew and does not inquire about her discovery
Pirate drinks it down in 1 gulp then Pirate says "ARG GET ME A BREW ,WENCH!"
so now the bartender can't take the suspense anymore, and before handing over the cold ale she 1st asks the pirate..
"Hey... I couldn't help but noticing that you have a steering wheel in your lap. WTF is that all about?