also couldnt you just log into his account steal the questions then permaban it?
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Originally posted by Bort
So...anybody know any good jokes?
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
So...anybody know any good jokes?
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
Originally posted by Bort
So...anybody know any good jokes?
GLB's mod team.
HEY WAIT A SEC
So...anybody know any good jokes?
GLB's mod team.
HEY WAIT A SEC
Timetoshine-Metta
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Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
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HEY WAIT A SEC
he said good jokes brah
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HEY WAIT A SEC
he said good jokes brah
Originally posted by Timetoshine-Metta
Miami Heat
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Miami Heat
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
Originally posted by Corndog
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
How epic are Thorn's basement creations?
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
How epic are Thorn's basement creations?
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Originally posted by Corndog
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
I already answered them in the real Q&A thread.
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
I already answered them in the real Q&A thread.
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Originally posted by Corndog
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
can i bet on real sports?
Let's ask questions about the new projects and not answer them.
can i bet on real sports?
Originally posted by InRomoWeTrust
How epic are Thorn's basement creations?
Thorn's basement is amazing. His PC has FOUR monitors, and a beanbag chair bigger than the entire admin team. And kegs of beer line the walls.
How epic are Thorn's basement creations?
Thorn's basement is amazing. His PC has FOUR monitors, and a beanbag chair bigger than the entire admin team. And kegs of beer line the walls.
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