Originally posted by T2
disclaimer - the following post is not a ranking thread. Feel free to get butt hurt, but I am listing the teams as they fall in terms of APV as of right now.
1 ... 55 ... 327 ... 79 ... 1409.15 ... 83 ... $17,614,000 ... ~Legacy's~ Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
2 ... 53 ... 395 ... 79 ... 1403.73 ... 83 ... $8,645,000 ... Philly Franklins
3 ... 7 ... 371 ... 78 ... 1384.04 ... 82 ... $11,901,160 ... St. John's Salty Dogs
4 ... 55 ... 420 ... 79 ... 1381.45 ... 83 ... $25,520,000 ... The LEGION's Las Vegas Avengers
5 ... 55 ... 376 ... 78 ... 1379.93 ... 83 ... $15,560,000 ... Moose Jaw Roughriders
6 ... 54 ... 351 ... 78 ... 1371.71 ... 83 ... $12,700,000 ... THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL
7 ... 55 ... 391 ... 79 ... 1371.46 ... 83 ... $16,920,000 ... Burnside Bandits
8 ... 55 ... 426 ... 79 ... 1358.38 ... 83 ... $24,136,000 ... San Diego AquaBats
9 ... 55 ... 367 ... 78 ... 1331.72 ... 82 ... $27,120,000 ... D-Town Destruction
10 ... 54 ... 374 ... 79 ... 1323.71 ... 82 ... $22,840,000 ... WUiener CultDawgz
11 ... 55 ... 340 ... 77 ... 1323.62 ... 81 ... $7,865,000 ... Wat ?
12 ... 55 ... 288 ... 73 ... 1306.95 ... 81 ... $9,855,000 ... Grand Banks Bluenoses
13 ... 54 ... 502 ... 79 ... 1281.42 ... 81 ... $21,845,960 ... Sainte-Foy Nordiques 3.0
14 ... 49 ... 320 ... 79 ... 1280.11 ... 81 ... $15,680,000 ... Haiphong Red Dragons
15 ... 55 ... 285 ... 74 ... 1270.42 ... 81 ... $15,500,000 ... The Lumberjacks
16 ... 55 ... 308 ... 74 ... 1268.02 ... 80 ... $18,910,000 ... Straight Cash Homie
Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
Sick name. Got bounced last season to the eventual WL promotee Bloodwieser team in the 1st round. I'm still pissed about it, but at least we beat MooseJaw. lol they suck
Philly Franklins
Last season's preseason paper champs...got beat on all lol regular season and slipped into the playoffs...then they flipped the switch...and got stomped out in the playoffs by D9...but they did that to everybody except for the lol hedgehogs. Probably still a playoff team though.
St John's Salty Dogs.
They have 7 players. Too bad, once upon a time, this was a nice CPL team. oh well. next.
Las Vegas Avengers
Pretty decent Reg Pro team last season. Would be a playoff team here...but the owner and 90% of the dots are inactive...so, who knows? I really don't expect much here but I bet even on auto pilot they make the playoffs.
Moose Jaw Roughriders
What kind of goofy Canadian would name a town Moose Jaw...and then on top of THAT, what type of person would think that's a good idea for a GLB team name? Ask Mad Cow and he'll tell you this is the eventual 1 seed team...but we all know this team is a pretender.
THE SOCIETY OF TEXAS FOOTBALL
THIS TEAM ONLY LOST TO THE GOOD TEAMS LAST SEASON (and Sainte-Foy) AND WHEN THEY GOT TO THE PLAYOFFS THEY FELL TO lolMOOSE JAW IN A TIGHT ONE. THIS TEAM IS PRETTY GOOD AND TEXAS IS SRS BZNS. PLAYOFF TEAM.
Burnside Bandits
So I know a little more this season. This is the Indiana Bucket Brigade guy, and all he does is put teams together that beats other team's asses. This is the most likely #1 seed this season...should Duckies fail to get that done.
San Diego AquaBats
hmmm....they didn't do much last season, I think they narrowly missed the playoffs...but they are capable of surprising a team or two and could sneak into the final playoff spot of everything rolls right for them.
D-Town Destruction
I really don't know anything about this team, but I think they'll be better than the Aqua Bats.
WUiener CultDawgz
sigh...who let's these guys in here?? Seriously. They're probably looking to get a home playoff game. Probably the team who puts Moose Jaw into the 5th seed.
Wat ?
Is this a pro playoff team? Impossible for me to say, they got some srs chem issues. Lots of young dots...might be pretty good. Might be terrible. I couldn't say right now for sure.
Grand Banks Bluenoses
Really mad at King of Bling who apparently pulled some sheisty shit (according to the team note). jdbolick team, so probably p good. Looks like Moose just got bumped down to the 6th seed at best.
Sainte-Foy Nordiques 3.0
probably time for 4.0 tbh. Will miss the playoffs imo.
Haiphong Red Dragons
Should beat Salty Dogs and that's about it.
The Lumberjacks
A young team, I don't know anything about them. Probably going to push Moosejaw down to the 7th seed.
Straight Cash Homie
Same as Lumberjacks. Probably going to be decent and probably going to push Moosejaw down to the 8th seed. But good news for Moosejaw, I think they still make it. Unless Sainte-Foy throws in the proverbial wrench.
Good luck everyone!
We have NO BUSINESS being in this league, oh well.