Jet Juice... anyone know what game that's from?
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DeWittFootball
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Tyrone Tyson has an under armour thong
Kirk Blisner has a XXXL under armour Cup
Kirk Blisner has a XXXL under armour Cup
outus
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painful memory <I really cannot recall why I named it that. My other guys have far funnier equip names...
chad13
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Steve Smith (WR) - Turbocharger
Dave Rimington (C) - Tower Shield
Lou Groza (K) - Scroll of Muay Thai Kicks
Maurice Jones-Drew (HB) - Iron Man Mark III Suit
Slingin Sammy Baugh (QB) - Leather Helmet
Kellen Winslow Sr. (TE) - Elmer's Glue
Dave Rimington (C) - Tower Shield
Lou Groza (K) - Scroll of Muay Thai Kicks
Maurice Jones-Drew (HB) - Iron Man Mark III Suit
Slingin Sammy Baugh (QB) - Leather Helmet
Kellen Winslow Sr. (TE) - Elmer's Glue
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my FB on Miami, Lucius Vorenus, has a pretty nasty piece of custom rquipment. It is "the phallus of a Swabian." If you ever saw the show Rome, there is a scene when Vorenus comes back from war and shows his wife all the stuff he brought back... he whips out a rotten, blackened cock, and says "The phallus of a Swabian. They're a noble people." or something like that ahhhahhaha. Yeah it is pretty sick.
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Originally posted by vorenus73
my FB on Miami, Lucius Vorenus, has a pretty nasty piece of custom rquipment. It is "the phallus of a Swabian." If you ever saw the show Rome, there is a scene when Vorenus comes back from war and shows his wife all the stuff he brought back... he whips out a rotten, blackened cock, and says "The phallus of a Swabian. They're a noble people." or something like that ahhhahhaha. Yeah it is pretty sick.
please tell me your talking about a rooster when you said that
my FB on Miami, Lucius Vorenus, has a pretty nasty piece of custom rquipment. It is "the phallus of a Swabian." If you ever saw the show Rome, there is a scene when Vorenus comes back from war and shows his wife all the stuff he brought back... he whips out a rotten, blackened cock, and says "The phallus of a Swabian. They're a noble people." or something like that ahhhahhaha. Yeah it is pretty sick.
please tell me your talking about a rooster when you said that

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