+1 sometimes takes my hours to find that damned cursor.
I turned that thing on so that when you hit CTRL, your cursor has a little circle thing come outta it. More amusing than helpful.
Also, I used to like eating bananas, but not anymore.
Did you know that potatoes have more potassium than bananas?
Boy was I surprised!
My father fought in Vietnam.
No, that's a lie.
Actually it's not, he one time went on a vacation to southeast Asia and ended up fighting with some guy over a banana.
Did you know potatoes have more potassium than bananas?
Boy was I surprised!
Sometimes I talk to my feet.
I named my little toe Geraldo.
He's probably my best friend.
One time I tried to convince a tiger that I could beat him in a duel.
Tigers are such horrible shots.
Did you know that if you press Alt+F4, your window closes?
Man, my buddy got me real good on that one.
Anyway, it's time to hit the old dusty trail.
Good day, sir.